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"Death Valley Superstars" by the Murderdolls (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSENb9DjTOw") plays as the camera pans the arena of the Prairie Capital Convention Center. The camera finally focuses on the ring with Mike Announcer as well as the seven men in the hardcore battle royal. Hanging from each ring post is a trash can filled with assorted thin weapons.
Phoenix: WELCOME TO THE INSANE ASYLUM! The Flagship of LPW I’m Blazing Phoenix and sitting to my right-
SoL: Is the Greatest Thing to ever happen to LPW… I know BP I don’t even know how I do it.
Phoenix: I was going to say my Broadcast partner but immature has been has a nice ring to it as well.
SoL: Don’t get hurt old timer.
Phoenix: Looks like we are about to jump right into the opening contest as all Seven men are already in the ring and Mike Announcer is about to speak.
Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to LPW Insanity! Tonight’s opening contest is an elimination Battle Royal for a Hardcore Title Shot. Once a Man has been thrown over the top rope he is eliminated.
Mike Announcer climbs out of the ring when “Dr. Feelgood” by Motley Crue blast through the PA as LPW Hardcore Champion Big B. Brown steps through the ring with a pair of Work out pants and a Referee shirt on. He slides under the bottom rope and points to the referee in the ring and whispers something in his ear. That referee jumps to the outside to monitor eliminations. Brown takes a look around the ring and take a extra second to stare down Bobino before calling for the bell. Almost instantly Brown drops Bobino with a charging clothesline catching the owners cup winner completely off guard. Brown then scoops up Bobino and dumps him over the top rope before climbing out of the ring himself to stay out of the participants way.
Mike Announcer: Bobino Has been eliminated.
SoL: One word BP… Karma
Phoenix: I know Bobino had that coming but still it was wrong. Hopefully Bobino has learned his lesion but back to the match; Zenith and Krossbones are double teaming the new sign up Eduardo Las Irelano.
SoL: That is a mouth full right there.
Phoenix: Well as I was saying Zenith and Krossbones have ELI in the corner and are bringing the double set of fist to both of them. Across the ring Trey Spruance is reaching for a set of light tubes and spins around to swing them at Donte Odiah…. Odiah ducks under and Trey smashes them into an unsuspecting Ozzy Crerar.
Ozzy grabs at his face as the light tubes explode in front of him. He moves his hands with a look of anger and he dives over a ducking Odiah and tackles Spruance into the corner and begins to unload a series of punches. Odiah gets up and yanks Crerar off of Trey and whips Trey into the opposite corner where Zenith and Krossbones have ELI. Spruance collides with the tag team and knocks both men. Zenith stumbles forward and his fist comes down hard into Krossbones, wither or not this is a mistake or accident is anyone’s guess.
Phoenix: Krossbones Shoves Zenith off of him and Zenith spins around and Spruance explodes into him with fast fist! Trey kicks him in the stomach and drops Zenith with a DDT, Krossbones charges and gets a DDT for his efforts too. ELI climbs to the top rope and Spruance hits the ropes causing ELI to straddle the top rope.
SoL: Rookie mistake by the NOOB!
Phoenix: It is but Spruance reaches up and grabs a kendo stick from behind ELI… Spruance is down and he swings on ELI as if he was a piñata!
Spruance’s Kendo stick shot collides with the side of ELI’s head but he only falls forward into the ring. Spruance raises the kendo stick high and goes to bring it down when Zenith wrestles it from his grip and blast Spruance in the ribs with the stick. The crowd groans at the sound of the kendo stick colliding with human flesh.
Phoenix: Stick shot there by Zenith and he drops Spruance with another shot to the back of the neck. Krossbones goes to pick up ELI but Eli leaps over his shoulders and shoves Krossbones over the top rope! Quick save as the pirate catches his footing and slides back under the bottom. Eli doesn’t notice this as he spins to confront the new threat in Zenith and Krossbones scoops him up into an electric chair hold. He yells to his partner and Zenith swings but ELI rolls forward with a cradle Zenith gets nothing but air. ELI lets go of Krossbones and rolls forward and hits a low blow to Zenith. He picks up the stick and hits the big man. Spruance is up and each one grab an end the stick and attempt a double clothesline. But here comes Ozzy Crerar and Donte Odiah out of nowhere! Looks like the two also realized in there fighting that a temporary alliance would prove useful and each man has a stick of their own and crack Spruance and ELI in the back.
SoL: Well Now the New Breed has a new favorite in this match-
Phoenix: You never stated your first pick! Donte runs up behind Trey and hits a bulldog bringing him to the ground. He scoops him up again as Zenith and Krossbones grab the two men leaving Ozzy Crerar and ELI, Ozzy with a low blow for good measure and he ducks the other rookie over the top rope to the floor below!
Mike Announcer: Eduardo Las Irelano Has been eliminated.
Phoenix: Ozzy picks up the stray kendo stick and cracks Zenith and Krossbones over the head and jabs it into Spruance’s ribs allowing Donte to dump Spruance over the top rope!
Mike Announcer: Trey Spruance Has been eliminated.
SoL: Two quick eliminations here but still my favorite to win is in the ring
Phoenix: WHO?!?
SoL: While the New Breed is never wrong, he doesn’t want to jinx his choice and won’t tell ya BP.
Phoenix:… This leaves four men remaining and for all four men’s sake each one has an alliance of some sort in the ring-
SoL: Great observation. Watch out Bat Man there is a new detective on the streets.
Phoenix: Ozzy Crerar wisely rolls to the other side of the ring as he notices all four men are bunched up in one corner; Donte turns to realize he is alone when Zenith and Krossbones dump him over the top rope!
Mike Announcer: Donte Odiah Has been eliminated.
Donte gives Ozzy a WTF look and Ozzy gives him the sucks to be you expression.
SoL: This new kid is cocky I like it!
Phoenix: So he is your choice.
SoL: Don’t jump to conclusions.
Phoenix: Well anyways Zenith and Krossbones are looking at each other and Krossbones Charges Crerar only to get a kendo stick to the head for his troubles. Ozzy is then taunting Zenith to try his luck but Zenith reaches into the trash can and pulls out a steel chain. He wraps the chain around his fist and slowly approaches Crerar.
SoL: Look how Zenith is buying his partner time and is trying to make sure each one of them are on one side of him.
Phoenix: Krossbones slowly gets and he jumps behind Crerar he has his arms bound and backs up to the ropes. Zenith is approaching with his chain wrapped fist. He winds back but Crerar with a reverse low blow and is able to duck the punch! Zenith punches his own partner in the face with the chain wrapped fist and send him over the top rope!
Mike Announcer: Krossbones Kafu Has been eliminated.
SoL: HA! That is one unhappy pirate.
Phoenix: Zenith is in shock and Crerar tackles into Zenith and starts with a series of punches before Zenith throws him off. Ozzy won’t stay down and he hits a drop kick followed by a quick elbow drop. Crerar spots the chain and he wraps his own fist with it. He taunts Zenith to get up and begins with a series of punches. Zenith is leaning against the ropes now…
SoL: I knew Crerar would win… cocky rich people for the win!
Ozzy takes a few steps back and charges with a flying lariat intended to send the much bigger Zenith over the top rope but Zenith wisely side steps and dumps Crerar over the top rope.
Phoenix: Zenith has done it!
Mike Announcer: Ozzy Crerar Has been eliminated… The winner of this match and the man who is getting a LPW HARDCORE title shot… ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENITH!!!
Zenith 3.89 APS + 1.50 AVS= 5.39
Ozzy Crerar 3.68 APS + 0.00 AVS = 3.68
Krossbones Kafu 3.05 APS + 0.50 AVS = 3.55
Donte Odiah 3.44 APS + 0.10 AVS = 3.54
Trey Spruance 3.09 AVS+0.10 AVS = 3.19
Eduardo Las Irelano 3.05 APS + 0.00 AVS = 3.05
Bobino 0.00 APS + 0.20 AVS = 0.20
Zenith raises his hands proudly in the air and he stares down Big B. Brown at ring side and makes a belt gesture around his waist while Brown nodes his head in a sign of respect when SOR steps out onto the stage clapping his hands before he raises his microphone.
SOR Zenith First allow me to congratulate you on your impressive victory. Now I have some good news and some bad news for you young blood. While AT ALL COST™ you will infact be facing Big B. Brown for his hardcore title but you two will not be alone. Another young man has greatly impressed me here tonight and I am adding him to that Match so AT ALL COST™ it will be Big B. Brown defending the Hardcore championship against Zenith and Ozzy Crerar! Now Zenith because you may feel the shot should be yours and yours alone I am also giving you an IOU match meaning if you do not win AT ALL COST then you shall get one more chance in the match of your choice.
Zenith at first looks frustrated but as soon as he hears Repo is giving him the IOU match just in case he nodes his head and goes to leave the ring.
SOR So I wish all three of you good luck and may the best man walk out Hardcore Champion.
Repo steps back stage as stage hand begin to clean the ring up.
SoL: WOOT! I knew Crerar was getting the shot.
Phoenix: Impressive as he was he still lost the match but I can’t say he didn’t earn it by out lasting a Owners’ cup winner, a hardcore veteran and 5 other men to make it that far. It sounds like a great match has been booked.
The scene cuts to a back stage area where Azreal and Steve Storme are seen waiting impatiently.
Azreal: Enjoy your “streak” while it last Mr. Indie King
Storme: I should be saying the same too you but-
Strome stops mid sentence when he sees James McDaygo stumble into the room. He looks at the two men with squinted eyes. His eyes finally snap wide in excitement.
McDaygo: Oi- Jesus Mary and Joseph so this is where you lads be hiding.
Both men give him blank stares.
Azreal: Hiding?
McDaygo: Aye you two be the lad for tee one Up contest right?
Storme: Yes. I’ve been waiting to show up this-
McDaygo: I know I know your excited for your cock measuring contest but this here…contest shall be contested under MY rules. Rule number one before and after each challenge you drink a pint of me family recipe of cider. Rule three starting with the tall one there he will challenge you to a contest if you back down or lose he gets a point if you accept and win you get the point. Pass out during the contest and you lose all of your points. Man with the most points wins.
Azreal: Wait what’s rule number two?
McDaygo: Aye Rule number two is my favorite rule. Spill any cider and it’s another glass for you. Now allow me lovely assistants to bring in the brew.
Two women dressed in scantily clad catholic school girl outfits push in a giant wooden barrel. McDaygo cracks the top open and fills up three glasses. One he slams down right away and the other two he hands to Azreal and Steve Storme. Both men raise their glasses and stop with the smell hits them.
Azreal: Whoa that stuff could chip paint.
Storme: What is in this stuff?
McDaygo: naturally fermented apple juice, whiskey… lots and lots of whiskey, And some other stuff I can’t tell ya without killing ya… wouldn’t be the secret family recipe for nothing now. So drink up me boys so we can get this challenge under way.
Azreal and Storme look at the glasses and back to McDaygo before shrugging their shoulders and raising the cups to their mouths as Insanity cuts back to the ring.
Philadelphia finds itself injected with a “new breed” of Insanity
A silent video of Little Red is shown.
The time to remain hidden is finished
I have waited patiently from the shadows
Watching you… keeping tabs
Insanity I have you right where I want you
And I have shown you little signs to prepare you of my coming
Little Red is again seen backstage at homecoming with her eyes sutured shut and crying.
It is time to make my presence known
Your General Manger- No you True Master steps out of the Darkness
To take over what is rightfully his…
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SoL: What was that about?
Phoenix: Well it looks who ever our General Manager is will reveal himself at the PPV and speaking of the PPV; Our next match is a warm up match for the competitors for At All Costs. The LPW Hardcore Champion, Big B Brown, has been on an impressive streak of late. Tonight he gets a chance to add more prestige to his name by going one on one with Martinez Cup holder and one of the most dominant wrestlers in LPW history in cYnical. As for cYnical, this will give him a chance to get sharp as he prepares for his title shot against the winner of tonights Main Event.
SoL: As much as I dislike the guy, cYn is an old school hand that knows how to get things done in that ring,. The man is LPW through and through. I see him making quick work of Bougie B Brown. It’s all nice and good he got lypo and had his fat molded into a six pack, but this kid isn’t anything!
Phoenix: He gave you all that you could handle when you return, SoL. And I would swear that you cheated to win.
SoL: And I would swear that the New Breed is going to place his pristine size 13 shoe in your face with a Jungle kick, Phoenix. You comprehend what I am getting at?
“Dr.Feelgood” by Motley Crue blares on the PA as the LPW Hardcore Champion, Big B Brown, walks out of the curtain and down the aisle to the applause of the crowd. Brown walks into the ring and starts to pose with his belt on the turnbuckle.
SoL: BOOO! If I wanted to see a big swoll brotha around here, I would call my boy Michael Clarke Duncan!
Phoenix: Oh hush, SoL!
“Epic" by Faith No More blares on the PA as the arena goes dark. The lights pop back up moments later as cYnical appears on the arena floor out of nowhere. He walks slowly into the ring and stands before the adoring crowd.
Mike Announcer: Tonight’s match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, to my right. He weighs in tonight at 300 lbs. He hails from Harlem, New York and is the Current LPW Hardcore Champion. This is BIG B BROWN! And his opponent, to my left. He is a former two time LPW/PWA World Heavyweight Champion and is the Current holder of the Martinez Cup. He weighs in tonight at 190 lbs and hails from The Dark Side of your Subconscious. This is CYNICAL!
Phoenix: This match is going to be very interesting. Young up and comer versus the mysterious veteran. Big B Brown offers his hand to cYnical, who shakes it. Nice show of respect by the two men.
SoL: Excuse me while I throw up on your intern, Phoenix. Giving that chump any respect makes the New Breed disgusted!
Phoenix: Collar and elbow tie up by both men. Brown shoves cYnical off of him. Brown shrugs at his own strength and both men meet with a collar and elbow tie up again. cYnical struggling and Brown again shoves him to the ground. How is cYnical going to combat the 8 inch and 110 lbs size advantage, SoL?
SoL: The man is a former two time champ that has gone toe to toe with Krimson Mask, has he not? The man is a thinking man’s wrestler and an enigma. He will find a way. He always does.
Phoenix: Both men go for the collar and elbow tie up again. And cYnical takes has Brown in an arm wringer. He is really wrenching it in. And cYn opens up with a barrage of kicks to the chest of Big B Brown!
SoL: This is what cYn needs to do. Chop the giant down!
Phoenix: cYnical continues to fire away with kicks to the body of Brown. Brown catches a kick and pushes cYnical off. Brown lunges toward cYnical, who dropkicks the big man in the knees.
Brown is down on one knee as cYn kicks Brown three times in the chest. He goes for a kick to the head, but Brown dodges and gets to his feet. As cYn regains his standing he walks into a barrage of clubbing forearm shots to the face by Brown. Brown Irish whips cYn to the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but cYn kicks Brown back up. cYn runs to the ropes and tries a cross body block, but Brown catches him. He walks him around for a few seconds, than slams him down with a scoop slam. cYn retreats slightly to the turnbuckle and slowly gets up, nodding to the big man.
Phoneix: What an exchange by the two men. Brown is taking some early punishment but is giving it back to cYnical as well, not backing down to the two time former champ!
SoL: cYn always had a flair for showing off to make an opponent look good. He better get his Shawn Michaels backpack to make this chump look good.
Phoenix: Brown and cYnical go for the collar and elbow tie up. Brown muscles cYn to the corner. Elbow strike by Brown to cYn. Brown continues the assault with a barrage of Vader-esque forearms to the head of cYn. Irish whip to the turnbuckle. Big splash attempt by Brown...cYn gets out of the way! Brown is staggering out of the corner as cYn runs to toward the ropes. Running Yakuza kick by cYn. But Brown is still on his feet!
cYn runs to the ropes and attempts another running yakuza kick and connecting with Brown, but the big man stays on his feet. cYn attempts a third yakuza kick but Brown catches his foot. Brown tries to push cYn on his back, but cYn does a back flip to land on his feet. This does little good as Brown immediately hits cYn with a big boot a mere second after he landed on his feet.
Phoenix: cYn tried to take down the big man with hard strikes, but Brown answered with one of his own and is now in control. Brown picks up cYn and hooks him up for a vertical suplex. He lifts cYn up. And he holds him up to think about it, showing his impressive strength!
SoL: It isn't that impressive to hold a 190 pound wizard in the air for a few seconds, Phoenix! Yawn!
Phoenix: Brown walks around the ring with cYnical up. He gives the crowd thumbs up, keeping cYn up with one arm, then sends him crashing down with a suplex!
SoL: Interesting flair to the move, but it was still a 5 in the New Breed's book. The flair saved it from being a dud.
Phoenix: Brown picks up cYn and throws him back first into the corner. Brown keeps cYn in the corner with a number of shoulder charges into the gut of cYn. Brown backs away to the center of the ring, waving to the electrified crowd.
Brown charges toward cYn going for a big splash in the corner, but cYn ducks out of the way, causing Brown to crash again into the corner turnbuckles. He turns around, only to get nailed with a running knee lift to the head by cYn. Cyn follows it up by grabbing Brown and attempting a Tornado DDT. Brown shoves cYn off at the last second. Brown lunges toward cYn, but cYn counters with a Complete shot, then quickly spins out and locks in the Last Chancery on Brown.
Phoenix: cYn showing his versatility and prowess with his sense of timing. He was able to use Brown's size against him in that complete shot and lock in a variant of Austin Aries Horns of Aries.
SoL: cYn may have a few screws loose in his brain and go to one too many D&D parties, but this guy has an unorthodox style that even the best competitors can't prepare for, and he is showing his experience and skill against Boogie Woogie Brown. He's in the top five in SoL's book of people that are decent enough to be in the same ring as the New Breed.
Phoenix: cYn has this hold really locked in. Brown using his legs and body mass to inch toward the ropes, but the awkward position of his neck makes movement slow, even for someone as powerful as Brown. Brown makes it to the ropes finally, the ref calling for cYn to break the hold. cYn starts to stomp on the neck of Brown, finding a part to exploit.
SoL: Normal procedure against a big guy is go for the legs, but cYn may have something going here. He knows it would take too much energy to lift that hippo's ass with the Negative Outlook. He may be setting him up for the Maniac Depression, one of the more brutal submissions in LPW.
Phoenix: cYn picks up Brown and has him in a standing neck lock. He is wrenching the hold in tight. Brown trying to lift cYn up, but cYn wrenches the hold, causing Brown to get back to the ground. Snapmare takedown by cYn. Vicious kick to the back by cYn to Brown. Brown doesn't look to pleased. And he is standing up! Brown looks fired up!
SoL: Probably smelled a cheeseburger in the front row.
Phoenix: cYn starts to throw a number of elbows to Brown. Brown blocks the last elbow shot and starts to go to work on cYn with a barrage of rights. He Irish whips cYn to the ropes. Big Back body drop. cYn gets up and walks right into Brown, who lifts him up. Running Powerslam by the big man. Cover by Brown. One...Two...Kickout at two by Brown.
Brown picks up cYn and hits him with a number of elbow shots. Brown runs to the ropes for a clothsline, but cYn cuts him off with a jumping knee strike that staggers Brown. cYn runs to the opposite ropes and springboards off the ropes, looking for a springboard Tornado DDT, but Brown catches him and applies the Bearhug.
Phoenix: Bearhug applied by Big B Brown! He has cYn in a very vulnerable spot!
SoL: cYn will find a way out of this. Brown ain't got the capacity to sustain this momentum.
Phoenix: Brown is squeezing tight, trying to cause cYn to submit! cYn gets his arms free and starts to hit Brown with multiple elbows to the head. Head butt by cYn, and Brown releases the hold, but cYn is staggering to get back up. Brown picks up cYn and pops him in the back with a clubbing forearm.
SoL: The useless waste of space is really keeping on cYn. I might be impressed, if I didn't think he would screw things up. The New Breed knows all. And he knows this kid will choke when the big moment comes.
Brown picks cYn and throws him to the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but cYn ducks. cYn goes for elbow strike of his own, but Brown dodges it and attempts a Backdrop suplex. cYn counters it in mid air and nails Brown with the cYnabreaker. Both men are on the ground as the ref starts the count.
Phoenix: What a counter by cYn! He countered the backdrop suplex out of nowhere and hit the cYnabreaker, knocking Brown out and giving cYn sometime to recover from that Bearhug.
SoL: This is where cYn thrives! He will show Brown that he isn't good enough to play with the big boys yet.
Phoenix: The ref's count is at six, and both men get up slowly. The crowd is going wild at the back and forth action between the two men! Both men exchange fists. Brown takes advantage. cYn counters with a low kick to the leg! Now he is starting to throw a barrage of kicks to the legs and body of Brown. cYn tries to Irish whip Brown to the ropes, Brown reverses. cYn attempts a Yakuza kick, Brown dodges it. cYn turns around. Spinebuster by Big B Brown! Cover! One...Two...Kickout again by cYn! Brown so close to pulling off a big upset!
SoL: He couldn't close the deal, which is what will cost him in the end!
Phoenix: Brown is calling for the Big B. Bomb; that powerful sit out Powerbomb! He picks cYn up. cYn counters out. Buisaku Knee kick by cYn! Brown is down. cYn spins Brown to his stomach. He has the Maniac Depression locked in! That Rings of Saturn/Dragon Sleeper hybrid is locked in on Brown! Brown is desperately trying to get to the ropes to break the hold.
SoL: I told you Charlie Brown would screw up!
Phoenix: Brown is fighting with everything he has to reach the ropes, ignoring the pain from this vicious hold! Brown is crawling! He's so close! HE GOT IT! cYn doesn't look to pleased that Brown got to the ropes. He picks up Brown and snapmares him to the ground, than kicks him in the back. Brown is down, and cYn is pointing to the top rope! He is calling for the cYntrifical Force!
cYn slowly climbs the top rope to set up the cYntrifical Force. Brown gets up slowly and hits cYn in the back. He climbs to the second rope and prepares to finish cYn with a top rope Big B. Bomb, but cYn slips out and gives Brown a palm strike uppercut. cYn than lifts Brown up, with the aid of the turnbuckle, for the Negative Outlook.
Phoenix: cYn has Brown up for the Negative Outlook! If he hits this, it's all over! cYn has Brown up. Brown escapes!
SoL: How did that happen?
Phoenix: cYn turns around...BIG Lariat by Big B Brown! And he is slow to get up, but he is back in charge of this match! Brown picks up cYn again and sets him up for the powerbomb. cYn wiggles free...Sole Foot by cYn! And he is going up for the cYntrifical Force!
SoL: He's got this in the bag! Jackie Brown's nice little match has come to an end.
Phoenix: cYn flies...and BROWN moved out of the way! cYn is in pain from the impact. Brown is up and grabs cYn. Choke slam by Big B Brown! He picks up cYn quickly, not wasting any time! He has him up...BIG B. BOMB CONNECTS! Brown Covers! ONE...TWO...THREE! Brown with the Upset!
SoL: What? I am sorry is this a video game?
Announcer: The Winner of tonight's match BIG B BROWN!
Big B. Brown 4.16 APS + 1.20 AVS= 5.36
cYnical 4.02 APS + 1.20 AVS = 5.22
Phoenix: What a big upset by the young up and comer Big B Brown. The LPW Hardcore Champion has improved his stock further with a big win over a very tough opponent.
SoL: cYn was robbed. I swear I saw that punk cheat at some point!
We only saw you briefly, but you touched our hearts greatly.
You helped us dream, you taught us to believe in the future.
Without you, the births of many careers may never have eventuated.
You lost your life because of controversy.
At One Way Ticket 2006, we fare welled you
It’s only fitting that at One Way Ticket 2011, we bring you back to life.
Welcome home, brother.
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Phoenix: And now for the Main Event, Ladies and Gentlemen! cYnical awaits as he sees which man he will face at At All Costs. Will we see a rematch from Homecoming with cYn going head to head with Sheepster? Or will we see cYn having to lock horns with “The Master of the Dream Realm” Morpheus, who made his return that same night after cYn lost to Sheepster?
SoL: I think the more intriguing prospect will be when is Morpheus going to win my old belt back and bring some prestige back to it?
Phoenix: Sheep has been a fine champion, SoL! Just because he doesn't cheap shot wrestlers or deny children autographs...
SoL: All fine and good! The New Breed loves the children! But I don't like the man's bagel selections! His choice of bagels is not befitting of a champion.
Phoenix: His choice of bagels? Really?
SoL: I'm serious! That and I don't think Morpheus came back just to scare people. This kid was one of the most impressive rookies to grace LPW back in the day. He is on a mission to bring the LPW World Heavyweight Championship to the Dream Realm. Wherever that is.
“Blackwater” by Symphorce blares on the PA as the arena goes dark for over a minute. When the lights suddenly come on, Morpheus appears at the end of the ramp, the crowd amazed and amped at the presence of the challenger. Morpheus walks slowly to the ring and waits in his corner.
Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight's match is for the LPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, weighing in tonight at 256 lbs. He hails from The Dream Realm! This is MOOOOORPHEUS!!! And his opponent...
“New Born” by Muse blares on the PA as Sheepster walks out the curtain to a boisterous cheer from the crowd. Sheepster runs down the ramps, slapping fives with a number of fans. He climbs into the ring and stands on top of the turnbuckle, holding his LPW World Heavyweight Title belt and nods toward Morpheus.
Mike Announcer: His Opponent is the reigning and defending LPW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION of the WORLD! He hails from Cardiff, Wales and weighs in tonight at 215 lbs. He is “The Welsh Wondersheep”! This is SHEEEEEEEEEEEPSTER!!!
Phoenix: There has been so much going on between Morpheus, cYn, and Styxx and poor Sheepster has been dragged into all this mess. Though we are still wondering why Morpheus saved Sheepster from that beat down from Anti Venom last week.
SoL: Morpheus could have been playing another mind game on cYnical. Or he could have been trying to get into the head of Sheepster, who has been more out of his mind than he usually is.
Phoenix: Both men start with a collar and elbow tie up and Morpheus uses his strength to push Sheepster forward. Morpheus opens things up with a knee to the stomach of the champ. He keeps Sheepster in front of him and hits him with a hard European uppercut.
SoL: The history between Morpheus and the former BMJ members is deep in the lore of LPW/PWA. This would be the crowning achievement for Morpheus.
Phoenix: Morpheus pushes Sheepster into the corner and lands a number of back elbows to the head of Sheepster. He backs off a moment and goes for a right...Sheepster blocks it and gives Morpheus a right hand of his own!
Sheepster starts to push Morpheus back to the center of the ring with a barrage of chops to the chest. Morpheus tries to swing at Sheepster, but Sheepster dodges and gives Morpheus a European uppercut, dizzying Morpheus. Sheepster runs toward the ropes and performs a springboard dropkick that knocks Morpheus down.
Phoenix: Sheepster takes Morpheus down and is now taking the offensive, not letting up on his advantage.
SoL: Morpheus has proven throughout the years that you can't lose concentration when facing him. That could be Sheepster's biggest challenge. Can he keep focused?
Phoenix: Sheepster picks up Morpheus and gives him a right. Irish whip to the ropes. Sheepster goes for a back body drop...Morpheus kicks him up! He goes for a clothesline...Sheepster dodges. Morpheus bounces off the ropes. And Sheepster gets him with that back body drop.
SoL: Got to give the Sheep his due. He is staying focused on Morpheus.
Phoenix: Morpheus gets up, and Sheepster stays on him. Irish whip to the corner. Sheepster runs toward Morpheus. Boot to the face by Morpheus stops Sheepster's momentum!
SoL: Perhaps I spoke too soon.
Phoenix: Morpheus shoves Sheepster into the corner and starts to give him a number of elbow smashes to the face. Sheepster is fighting back though, giving Morpheus a number of punches to the face as payback. He gets Morpheus off of him. Sheepster runs toward Morpheus. And Morpheus picks him up and hits him with Pendulum Backbreaker.
Morpheus picks up Sheep and Irish whips him to the ropes. He hits him with another backbreaker, choosing to focus on the back of the Welsh Wondersheep. He grabs Sheepster on the ground and puts him in the bow and arrow lock, really aiming for his back.
Phoenix: Bow and Arrow lock applied! Morpheus has found something to exploit and he is really wrenching it in.
SoL: I don't remember the last time I saw a Bow and Arrow lock. But this hold will hopefully slow down Sheepster and give Morpheus an easier path to the title.
Phoenix: Sheepster is trying to fight out of the hold! He rolls out and he's on top of Morpheus! No cover as Morpheus breaks free. Sheepster is up, but gets taken down by a big running back elbow by Morpheus. Morpheus picks up Sheepster and throws him roughly into the corner!
SoL: Nothing more unforgiving than that corner area. I hope cYn is watching this match, seeing what Morpheus has in store for him at At All Costs.
Phoenix: Don't you think you are short changing Sheepster?
SoL: The New Breed knows enough that he sees Morpheus as the man in this match.
Phoenix: Morpheus goes to the cornered Sheepster and hits him with a number of right hands. He Irish whips him into the opposite corner. Sheepster uses his legs to break the impact from crashing into the corner.
When Morpheus sees this, he charges Sheepster, only to get hit with a back elbow. Morpheus backs up from the blow and Sheepster springboards from the corner and hits Morpheus with cross body block. Morpheus gets up slowly and is met by Sheepster, who Irish whips him to the ropes and gets him with a back body drop. Morpheus gets up again, only to get a running dropkick, which sends Morpheus to the outside.
Phoenix: Sheepster has knocked Morpheus out of the ring after getting out of trouble. Morpheus is dazed and confused on the outside, his back close to the guardrail. Sheepster's running. Bullet Suicide Dive to the outside by the Welsh Wondersheep! Morpheus would have crashed violently on the floor if not for that guard rail.
SoL: I think that guard rail did more damage to Morpheus than getting knocked on the ground, Phoenix. The impact of the dive and those steel guardrails to the back is much more painful.
Phoenix: And Sheepster gets up and starts to get the crowd going, who are solidly behind Sheepster.
SoL: He is losing concentration. He should be stomping Morpheus instead of asking these fools what their favorite bagel topping is!
Phoenix: Sheepster picks up Morpheus and throws him into the ring. He picks Morpheus up and takes him down with a Snapmare takeover. Sheep is waving to the crowd and runs toward the ropes. He stops in front of Morpheus and waves again. Big Legdrop attempt...and Morpheus moved out of the way. Sheepster is on the ground, holding his behind...and Morpheus decapitates him with a lariat to the seated Sheepster!
SoL: He won't have to worry about his ass now!
Phoenix: Morpheus picks up Sheepster and Irish whips him to the ropes. Clothesline attempt by Morpheus and Sheepster dodges it. Sheepster hits Morpheus with a number of elbow strikes and a European Uppercut for good measure. Sheepster runs to the ropes and tries for a running cross body block, but Morpheus catches him!
SoL: Morpheus is using his forty pound weight advantage to cut off Sheepster's blinding speed.
Phoenix: And Morpheus takes Sheepster down with another back breaker. And he is keeping Sheepster on his knee with the backbreaker hold.
SoL: Old school move, but that thing can dole out plenty of punishment.
Phoenix: Morpheus is really wrenching in that hold, trying to do everything possible to win the World Heavyweight Championship. A title many thought he was destined to hold in the past.
SoL: Maybe there is also a destiny to go one on one with cYnical again, this time for the grandest prize in LPW?
Sheepster starts to fight out of the hold, delivering knees to the head of Morpheus, until he finally lets go. Sheepster, after holding his back, chargers toward Morpheus. Morpheus dodges and picks him up in a fireman's carry, attempting to go for the Dream Vortex. Sheepster counters at the last second and hits Morpheus with a Tornado DDT, switching the momentum.
Phoenix: Sheepster fights out of the hold and fights out of the Dream Vortex and is back in this match! Sheepster is slowly getting up. He goes for the cover! ONE...TW...Barely a two count!
SoL: Sheepster is going to have to stay ahead for an extended period of time before he can think about trying for the victory.
Phoenix: Sheepster picks up Morpheus and has him hooked for a suplex. Snap Suplex by Sheepster. He picks Morpheus up and Irish whips him to the corner. Sheepster looks around the arena, than charges forward with a running elbow smash to the face of Morpheus, knocking him down. Sheepster is pointing to the turnbuckle, the crowd egging him on! He is going up top!
SoL: He better hit this, or his placating to these idiots will cost him dearly!
Phoenix: Sheepster is up on the top rope. He salutes the crowd and jumps, attempting the top rope leg drop! And he...MISSES! Morpheus moved out of the way again!
SoL: Told you that could cost him! The New Breed is right again. Go figure!
Phoenix: Sheepster is up, holding his rear again. Morpheus gets behind Sheepster. Big Saito Suplex by Morpheus. Cover by Morpheus! ONE...TWO...Kick out by Sheepster at Two! Morpheus is not relenting and lifts up Sheepster. He has him up for a powerslam. He runs toward the turnbuckle at full speed! And he just ran Sheep's back right into that corner. Sheep is upside down in the tree of woe, his back in agony!
SoL: Being in that position is never a good thing! Morpheus just needs to focus in and finish this!
Phoenix: Morpheus goes to the outside, the ref starting a twenty count. And Morpheus grabs Sheepster's chin and pulls him back while he is still in that tree of woe. Highly illegal move, SoL!
SoL: But highly effective. Like Bret Hart's corner figure four, you just have to have it applied for enough time to get back in the ring. He doesn't have to worry about the 5 count with an opponent on the ropes. Morpheus continues his assault on the back area of Sheepster.
Phoenix: The ref is at eight and Morpheus breaks the hold and slides into the ring. He lifts Sheepster from the tree of woe and keeps him perched on the top rope.
Morpheus sets Sheepster up for top rope back suplex and lifts him, but Sheepster spins at the last moment and lands on him with a cross body. Morpheus gets up and tries to clothesline Sheepster, but Sheepster dodges. Morpheus turns around and Sheepster gets him with a springboard Hurricanrana. Morpheus gets up from that Sheepster comes toward him. Morpheus attempts a tilt a whirl backbreaker, but Sheepster counters it into a DDT!
Phoenix: Sheepster is back in this with an array of counters! He is using his speed to get back into this thing! He picks Morpheus up and is looking for the Under the Fleece! He attempts to lift Morpheus up...but he can't!
SoL: And this is where working the back has helped Morpheus! He has rendered the Under the Fleece and any suplex Sheepster could throw out of commission!
Phoenix: Sheepster tries again. And the pain from his back keeps him from pulling the move off. Morpheus lifts Sheepster up effortlessly...Sheepster spins out! Neck breaker by Sheepster!
SoL: Good improvisational skills by Sheepster. The man loves neck breakers. Odd for such a timid soul.
Phoenix: Sheepster picks Morpheus up and gives him a number of forearm shots. He runs to the ropes. Morpheus surprises him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker! And he grabs the downed Sheepster and puts him in a seated surfboard hold...and puts him in a chin lock!
SoL: Variation of a Romero Surfboard hold, Morpheus is bending his back like a pretzel. Sheepster has got to tap out! The damage that Morpheus has put on his back has to be unbearable!
Phoenix: And Sheepster won't quit! Morpheus keeps wrenching it hold in, but he won't quit! Morpheus finally lets the hold go! He picks Sheepster up! He is signaling for the Dream Vortex again!
SoL: Say goodnight to his reign and enter the reign of the Dream Master!
Phoenix: Morpheus has him up...Sheepster is struggling to break free! Sheepster slides off of Morpheus' back! Morpheus turns around! LAMB CHOPS by Sheepster, knocking Morpheus down! And Sheepster is down from the energy that has been sucked out of him! Both men are out as the referee starts the ten count!
SoL: Sheepster is displaying why he has been one of LPW's finest despite being loopy in the cranial region.
The ref starts his count with both men finally get to their feet at seven and walk slowly toward one another. Morpheus opens up with a number of right hands to Sheepster. He goes for a big right hand, but misses and Sheepster starts to answer back with a number of right hands of his own. Sheepster continues with a barrage of right hands and Irish whips Morpheus into the ropes and takes him down with a back body drop.
Phoenix: Sheepster has taken control of this match ladies and gentlemen! He is showing his champion's heart and not giving in!
SoL: This has been a very close match, but someone is soon going to have to go the champion's extra mile to win this match. Can Morpheus do so to reach the pinnacle of LPW!
Phoenix: Sheepster picks up Morpheus and Irish whips him to the corner. Morpheus slides to avoid contact with the corner. Sheepster runs forward...and gets him with a running springboard Tornado DDT! Sheepster pulling out all the stops!
SoL: When you are a champ, as the New Breed can relate, you dig deep into your arsenal and experience to hold on to the thing you fought so hard to get!
Phoenix: Morpheus is slowly trying to get up. And Sheepster is setting up for the Spare Ribs! If he hits him with this, it could well be all over!
SoL: Sheepster has defeated the best of the best with this move!
Phoenix: Morpheus is up! Sheepster runs forward! Morpheus moves out of the way! Sheepster turns around! Running knee to the face by Morpheus. He picks Sheepster up. Brutal powerslam by Morpheus! He is picking Sheepster up!
SoL: We could see some bad intentions by Morpheus here!
Phoenix: Morpheus hooks him for a power bomb. Sheepster is punching his way out of it! Morpheus drops with Sheepster on top of him. Morpheus gets up, but is met with a European uppercut Sheepster. Sheepster is running for the Spare Ribs again!
As Sheepster runs toward the ropes for the Spare Ribs, Morpheus follows close behind, looking for a Lariat. Sheepster dodges the lariat and springboards off the ropes, looking to hit a cross body block. Morpheus catches Sheepster in mid air.
Phoenix: Morpheus caught Sheepster!
SoL: This could be it!
Phoenix: Morpheus quickly throws Sheepster on his shoulders. DREAM VORTEX! He planted Sheep with the Dream Vortex!
SoL: This has to be it!
Phoenix: Morpheus slowly slides Sheepster on his back! He is going for the cover! One...Two...Three! This match is over! We have a new champion!
Mike Announcer: The winner of the Match...And NEW LPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! “The Master of the Dream Realm” MORPHEUS!
Morpheus 4.47 APS + 1.60 AVS = 6.07
Sheepster 4.12 APS + 0.80 AVS = 4.92
“Blackwater” by Symphorce blares on the PA as the referee hands Morpheus the LPW World Heavyweight championship. He holds the belt up proudly as the music cuts and the arena is bathed in darkness.
Phoenix: What is going on?
SoL: No Idea BP, we should be watching the New Champ celebrate with the belt but I can’t see an inch in front of my face.
The stage and ring soon explode in purple flames as cYnical is standing face to face with Morpheus. Neither man moves a muscle as they stare each other down. Morpheus raises the World title up as cYnical makes a belt gesture around his waist as the scene fades to black.
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ROOKIE SUPERSTAR MATCH
AZREAL VS STEVE STORME
Azreal and Steve Storme. These two men that have been the break out rookies on Insanity, with both men having a claim of being undefeated in competition. Unfortunately on top of the mountain there is only room for one. One streak will end and we will find out who is Insanity’s true Rookie Superstar.
TRIPLE THREAT HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
OZZY CRERAR VS ZENITH VS BIG B. BROWN©
Three Men… one fall… No rules! Big B. Brown has been on a tear as of Altered Reality V, can he continue his path of dominance over two impressive rookies hungry for glory and gold in Ozzy Crerar and Zenith? Or Will Krossbones interject himself in the match to secure gold for his partner. Will Ozzy Crerar do something ridicules and walk out the new Hardcore champion?
GRUDGE MATCH
ANDY SAVANA VS NIGEL VANDERBILT
What a strange turn of events has befallen these two men. What started with a simple segment on the Money Shot turned into a heated rivalry that ended with Savana legally becoming Nigel Vanderbilt’s slave. With Savana desperate to save his own life will Savana fight back against his new Master or will be stay down like the trained dog he is expected to be?
STRONG STYLE MATCH
SETH OMEGA VS MASS CHAOS
This is what happens when a hungry rookie wants to make a name for himself. He targets a successful legend and attempt to take him out. But with that legend being Mass Chaos; Seth Omega may have bitten off more than he can chew. Seth is an established Hardcore wrestler but now looks to expand his horizons by bringing Strong Style to LPW. Will Seth meet his objective? Or Will Chaos put the young warrior in his own place… in his own rules.
STEEL CAGE MATCH
X VS PHANTOM LORD
From the beginning of Anti-Venoms creation they have targeted the Wisemen. Even when it turned out that Vil planned to take out X and Ash from the inside he laid the bait and made a deal with the devil himself. Now months later and the war stil continues and two warriors from PWA past look to battle for the first time. With a solid steel cage surrounding them and no interference allowed the Wisemen and Anti-Venom war will end as X and Phantom Lord look to rip each other limb from limb.
LAST MAN STANDING UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
JASON GRAVIS VS ASH STRIFE©
War, plain and simple this will be a war. This isn’t about a competition but a man and a monster looking to destroy each other once and for all. At Honor Roll Gravis saw what the man in Ash Strife could do up close and personal but now he faces the inner beast that has left countless bodies in his wake. It is for certain one if not both of these men will not be walking out of that ring.
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
CYNICAL VS MORPHEUS©
6 years. It has been six years since Morpheus has stepped foot into a LPW ring and within a couple of month so of his return he wins the grandest prize in LPW; the World Heavyweight Championship. Now the brand new champion looks across the ring at a familiar face. What brought Morpheus back? What is his obsession with cYnical? What is going through cYnical’s mind to look across the ring and facing one of the most vicious ghost from his past in his attempt win back the World Heavyweight championship. Will these two bury the hatchet after this encounter or will a new violent and blood chapter be added to their saga.