| on: June 11, 2012, 09:48:10 PM PyroMania | Re: Blistering Inferno Voting and Promo Thread |
| Latest by Tromboner Man Started by cﾘnical |
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LPW PYROMANIA PROUDLY PRESENTS – BLISTERING INFERNO – LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW – FROM THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA, DALLAS, TEXAS
TONIGHT’S CARD Vertigo PPV Pre-Show Cross Brand Singles Match* CraZe While my heart says "What are you doing voting for the enemy?", my mind is saying "I can't vote against someone who put up a quality promo against a no-show" Cross Brand Singles Match* The Mighty Dyno Might THIS MATCH however, Pyromania, FTW!!! Blistering Inferno LPW Pure Championship Match Cripsy Neither promo was the best either man could do, but I felt Cripsy's effort was stronger than Purser's LPW Western States Heritage Championship Match Xander Kross I really want to vote Styxx here, I really do. I'm a fan of long, strong championship reigns, but I felt like Kross can't be denied. A very powerful promo. Grudge Match Seth Omega While I feel Scorpio has the better promo, I am doing the storyline vote here, and going with Omega. The man has worked his ass off in this uncontracted angle, and deserves the reward. Kiss My Ass Match Dick Dynamo I can't split the two on promos, both men delivered two quality works, some of the best I've seen from both of them. I've gone with who I'd like to see kiss the other's ass. Thinking of Parkes kissing Dynamo's ass does make me laugh. No Holds Barred Match* Jeff Watson Another Pyromania vote, FTW!!! Triple Threat Altered Reality 6 Main Event Captaincy Match Eddie B A very strong promo from Eddie B. The man is in some of the best for I've ever seen him in. White Falcon put forth a promo that has pushed him though, it'll be a very competitive match, no doubt about it. MAIN EVENT – LPW International Heavyweight Championship 60 Minute Iron Man Match Tromboner Man © I like me, and while cYnical deserves to hold this title as well, there can unfortunately only be one. And I want that one to be me. Best of luck mate! |
| on: June 11, 2012, 09:25:50 PM General Information | Re: LPW OOC Thread |
| Latest by Eric Scorpio Started by DeAndes |
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| on: June 11, 2012, 09:18:35 PM Insanity | Re: LPW INSANITY PRESENTS: RAGNAROK!!! LIVE FROM OSLO, NORWAY - VOTING and PROMO |
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All votes below are picked from a hat or a clowns mouth. Thank you. Blackwell Mr. Golden & Sixx King Pope Fred Phantom Lord X Steve Storme © Big B. Brown |
| on: June 11, 2012, 08:58:18 PM Insanity | Re: LPW INSANITY PRESENTS: RAGNAROK!!! LIVE FROM OSLO, NORWAY - VOTING and PROMO |
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LPW INSANITY PRESENTS RAGNAROK LIVE FROM THE SPEKTRUM IN OSLO, NORWAY!!! Tonight’s Card Vertigo PPV Pre-Show Revitalization Singles Match Blackwell Cross Brand Tag Team Match* Mr. Golden & Sixx King RAGNAROK!!! Four-Man Tournament for Insanity Team II Captain at Altered Reality 6 Ozzy Crerar Cross Brand Old School Strong Style Match* Phantom Lord Steel Chain Match X Television and Hardcore Championship Unification Match Steve Storme © MAIN EVENT – Death Cube Match for the World Heavyweight Championship Big B. Brown |
| on: June 11, 2012, 07:56:32 PM PyroMania | Re: Blistering Inferno Voting and Promo Thread |
| Latest by EB4 Started by cﾘnical |
 LPW PYROMANIA PROUDLY PRESENTS – BLISTERING INFERNO – LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW – FROM THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA, DALLAS, TEXAS TONIGHT’S CARD Vertigo PPV Pre-Show Cross Brand Singles Match* Zenith vs. CraZe Promo beats no promo. Cross Brand Singles Match* The Mighty Dyno Might v. Lacey Valentine I liked what Lacey did here, couple that with a Dyno regression, I'm going with Valentine. Blistering Inferno LPW Pure Championship Match Daniel Purser © vs. Cripsy Cripsy just didn't impress this time out. LPW Western States Heritage Championship Match Styxx © vs. Xander Kross Like the overall tone of XK's outing, very well written. Feel like he's outgunned the champ here. Grudge Match Eric Scorpio vs. Seth Omega Close match with Omega bringing it but Scorpio came in like he hadn't lost a step. Good match-up, good promos. Edge goes to Scorpio here though. Kiss My Ass Match Christian Parkes vs. Dick Dynamo The ending of Dynamo's promo sealed it for me. No Holds Barred Match* Jeff Watson vs. Azreal Liking what Az is doing here. Solid effort here. Very solid. Triple Threat Altered Reality 6 Main Event Captaincy Match Eddie B vs. Ken Ryans vs. White Falcon I don't need to explain this but, I love me some me. Wish Ken could have showed, but Falcon had himself a nice outing so I'll take solace in that. MAIN EVENT – LPW International Heavyweight Championship 60 Minute Iron Man Match Tromboner Man © vs. cﾘnical For the first time in a long time, I came away from a TBM promo disappointed. I wanted to award TBM for his body of work but his promo felt like he didn't have to have this match, and cYn's felt like it did. So I'm going with the more passionate body of work. Great job to both men though |
| on: June 11, 2012, 07:24:13 PM PyroMania | Re: Blistering Inferno Voting and Promo Thread |
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Vertigo PPV Pre-Show Cross Brand Singles Match* CraZe Cross Brand Singles Match* Lacey Valentine Blistering Inferno LPW Pure Championship Match Cripsy LPW Western States Heritage Championship Match Styxx © Grudge Match Eric Scorpio Kiss My Ass Match Dick Dynamo No Holds Barred Match* Azreal Triple Threat Altered Reality 6 Main Event Captaincy Match White Falcon MAIN EVENT – LPW International Heavyweight Championship 60 Minute Iron Man Match Tromboner Man © |
| on: June 11, 2012, 06:05:38 PM PyroMania | Re: Blistering Inferno Voting and Promo Thread |
| Latest by Omega Started by cﾘnical |
 LPW PYROMANIA PROUDLY PRESENTS – BLISTERING INFERNO – LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW – FROM THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA, DALLAS, TEXAS TONIGHT’S CARD Vertigo PPV Pre-Show Cross Brand Singles Match* Zenith vs. CraZe You're breaking my heart Zenith. Cross Brand Singles Match* The Mighty Dyno Might v. Lacey Valentine I like to pretend Lacey has a nice rack, and I like boobies. Blistering Inferno LPW Pure Championship Match Daniel Purser © vs. Cripsy I like to pretend Daniel has a nice rack, and I like boobies. LPW Western States Heritage Championship Match Styxx © vs. Xander Kross Token minority vote. Grudge Match Eric Scorpio vs. Seth Omega I love me, but this match was really fun. I enjoyed working with Eric and we'll have to do it again sometime. Kiss My Ass Match Christian Parkes vs. Dick Dynamo I'm going with Parkes here by an ass hair, but I will say this...with these two around the future of LPW is looking brighter and brighter every minute. No Holds Barred Match* Jeff Watson vs. Azreal Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha gonna do? Triple Threat Altered Reality 6 Main Event Captaincy Match Eddie B vs. Ken Ryans vs. White Falcon As disappoint as I was that Falcon no showed us last time out, I think he rebounded extremely well in this match here. Good job to both. MAIN EVENT – LPW International Heavyweight Championship 60 Minute Iron Man Match Tromboner Man © vs. cﾘnical This is more for storyline reasons than anything, I feel that cYnical being International Heavyweight Champion and GM for Pyromania is just too much power. Overall both promos were great, and it could go either way, but storyline wise I like the potential of TBM's championship run. PLUS – The Pyromania teams for Altered Reality Six are set in stone, more from Damion Kross and Christian G. Smitten, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE PROMO ONLY until Friday, 8th of June at 11:59PM EST, VOTING AND PROMO until Sunday, 10th of June at 11:59PM EST, VOTING ONLY until Monday, 11th of June at 11:59PM EST * – Worth One (1) point on the Altered Reality Six scoreboard. |
| on: June 11, 2012, 04:23:55 PM PyroMania | Re: Blistering Inferno Voting and Promo Thread |
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LPW PYROMANIA PROUDLY PRESENTS – BLISTERING INFERNO – LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW – FROM THE AMERICAN AIRLINES ARENA, DALLAS, TEXAS TONIGHT’S CARD Vertigo PPV Pre-Show Cross Brand Singles Match* Zenith vs. CraZe Cross Brand Singles Match* The Mighty Dyno Might v. Lacey Valentine Blistering Inferno LPW Pure Championship Match Daniel Purser © vs. Cripsy LPW Western States Heritage Championship Match Styxx © vs. Xander Kross Grudge Match Eric Scorpio vs. Seth Omega Kiss My Ass Match Christian Parkes vs. Dick Dynamo No Holds Barred Match* Jeff Watson vs. Azreal Triple Threat Altered Reality 6 Main Event Captaincy Match Eddie B vs. Ken Ryans vs. White Falcon MAIN EVENT – LPW International Heavyweight Championship 60 Minute Iron Man Match Tromboner Man © vs. cﾘnical |
| on: June 11, 2012, 03:59:02 PM Insanity | Re: LPW INSANITY PRESENTS: RAGNAROK!!! LIVE FROM OSLO, NORWAY - VOTING and PROMO |
| Latest by The X Started by Morpheus Classic |
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An Open Letter to…Everyone Dear Pondscum and Other Bottom Feeders of the World: I feel a change coming on. This time, it has nothing to do with you people and your pointless jabbering of how bad of a person I am. The change I feel is coming from deep down within. I…I’m not sure where it came from. Those sessions with an advisor of mine, while providing much clarity, did not steer me totally in the “right direction” (whatever that may be). I woke up this morning and I just felt…lighter. While I did just go to the bathroom for my morning release, that couldn’t be the weight lifted off of my shoulders. My anger and disdain for the majority of humanity left me jaded and almost…lonely. But now with a clear mind and even more rational thinking of my actions, I have dealt with “myself” and my actions. I have come to terms and made peace with m,yself. Was I acting in the best interest of myself and others? Absolutely. Were my actions sometimes uncalled for an overboard? Precisely. But no one gets ahead by being meek and mousey. There were a plethora of instances where I would definitely do things differently. Which ones? Keep dreaming, cunts. You’ll never know what they were. But if I had to do it all over again…I wouldn’t change a thing. You all learned a valuable lesson for the past 5 years: I am not one to be fucked with. Some had to learn than lesson harder than others. But before I look ahead to the final chapter of The X Files, I will be tying up some loose ends in this journey. You see, THE TRUTH has been my guiding light and before I put that to bed, I want to shove it in the faces of a few more people (what? Did you think I was through yet? Fat chance, whores). My adviser would tell me “X, you’re making progress, no need to regress” and to him I say “I will become better…when I am damn good and ready”. Just when I think I could finally part these lips and cast a sincere (read: insincere) smile to all of you people, I get sucked back to the “dark side”. I look at the list of liars and cons in LPW and I chuckle to myself. I am not the only person who is evil and maniacal. I just don’t care who knows it. Undercover, sneaky, manipulative people are running amok but, I am the bad guy. Know this, X, you are a damned good person. Damned good friend and confidant. You have your convictions just like the next asshole. Don’t let any of these people tell you in the future you need to change or you’re a horrible human being because if they looked in the mirror, they would see pieces of your personality smacking them in their hypocritical, pretty-boy mugs. You are not the problem. They are. Don’t EVER LET THEM TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT! There is only one person who knows the truth and that’s YOU. YOU! They don’t like the “new” you…well…they can always try the old one again. Hehe. Haha…HAHAHA! Signed, X xXx Narrator: It’s always good to know just who the person that stands across from you truly is. To know thy enemy is to thyself. Who came up with that? Eh, not sure nor do I care but the saying holds true to any situation especially in a fight. X gave his opinion on his opponent tonight at Ragnarok in Sean Jensen and he had…quite a bit to say. Take a look. ”Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye plays in the background as the video begins to play. X is seen standing in front of screen that is projecting various states of anarchy over his face. X is bound at the wrists by leather shackles as he holds the cold hard steel chain in his hands. Voiceover: The steel chain…
X: …is my weapon of choice for a boy who has grown too big for the leather belt. Growing up, we all ran in fear of the belt. You hated to hear an adult crack that belt in preparation for laying it down on your hide. Hell, you cringed at the thought of someone telling you to “go outside and pick of a switch from the tree”. Most children thought they were smart. Cunning. They thought, “let me get the smallest stick, surely that cannot hurt”. Until the adult wailed on their bottoms until it turned purple. Hehe…think of this chain as a bit of…law and order. Sean Jensen needs that in his life. Consistency is what is missing. A lack of belonging is what he longs for. I will personally induct Sean into a club all of his own. He will be the first in this club and that should satisfy his cravings of being important. What club is that? You shall all find out when he does… Voiceover: The Apocalypse… X: …was a nightmare and not in the way I envisioned. There was only one man who veered this train off of the right track. Hell, he even did it with… Voiceover: …The Prophecy of Violence… X: …which was on the list as one of the worst stables I think I had ever seen. Blame can be push around to all of them but with a weak leader in Sean Jensen, there was nothing that could be saved. The remaining members, while still leeches of society, have come into their own. Whether or not I like or appreciate them is not important. But in case you wanted to know: I don’t. They’re still blemishes on this company. Voiceover: ….Ragnarok… X begins to slowly let the long steel chain fall from his hands link, by link. X: will be the resting place of one Sean Jensen. He has always wanted to be in the spotlight evben at the expense of others. Don’t worry, the sparkingling lights you will see in that ring aren’t startgs. It will be the little lights reflecting off of this chain as they forcefully come down on the back and head of you…Mr. Jensen. I will not be content with just a win. I mean, that’s not what you want?! You want to be a STAR! Keeping with my…spriti of giving,I hope to make you front page news. However means you get there is not a concern of mine…or yours, right!?! A STAR! Voiceover: What should we be prepared for… As the last link falls out of X’s hands, he throws his glasses at the camera and looks up revealing a slightly bruised right eye. X: …Complete. And. Utter. Domination. I hope YOU are watching this match tonight. I hope YOU are watching the destruction of young Sean Jensen. I hope YOU are prepared for all of this ass-kicking at Altered Reality 6 too. YOU should consider yourself warned. Pretty-boy. |
| on: June 11, 2012, 03:53:31 PM Insanity | Re: LPW INSANITY PRESENTS: RAGNAROK!!! LIVE FROM OSLO, NORWAY - VOTING and PROMO |
| Latest by Morpheus Classic Started by Morpheus Classic |
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SIXX KING'S PROMO COPIED FROM LOP FORUM BLASPHEMY Mr. Golden is walking around outside the arena in Oslo, reading a slip of paper in his hand. The camera looks over his shoulder and you can see that the paper says: We’ve got our tag match with Brooks and Spruance, meet me on my tour bus if you can find the time so we can discuss the situation further. The note is signed Sixx. Golden takes note of several state of the art tour buses in the parking lot, but notes that they all have the LPW logo, signifying that they are the buses used to carry the ring and backstage crews to the venue. He is about to give up and go back inside when he sees a cloud of smoke rolling into the parking lot behind a beat up old bus with a huge mural of KISS circa 1981 on the side. The bus stops right next to him and the door opens. He looks inside to see Azreal’s paralegal Ted. Ted: Come on up Mr. Golden, Mr. King is expecting you. Golden: Aren’t you Azreal’s paralegal? Ted: I prefer the term legal assistant, but yes, I am. Golden: What are you doing driving this death trap? Ted: Mr. King was impressed by the work I did for Mr. Dukov, and decided to put me on retainer himself. Unfortunately, the only opening he had on his staff was for a bus driver. He is paying me the same as I would get for my legal fees, so I decided to go for it. Golden: Fair enough. I’m going to see what Sixx has on his mind. Ted: By all means, sir. Golden enters the bus and notices, much to his surprise, that the inside looks like a small, but lavishly furnished, home. He makes his way to the back of the bus and notices Sixx relaxing in a leather recliner wearing headphones. When Sixx notices Golden, he motions for him to have a seat on the matching couch a few feet away. As Sixx removes his headphones… Golden: Sixx… Sixx: I’m glad you could make it. Golden: I was going to let it go, but… What’s with the bus? Sixx: This is my home away from home. It goes where I go. Golden: This is my last question, and then we can discuss the business at hand. How the hell did you get it from Los Angeles to Norway? Sixx: I had it flown over in a cargo pane, of course. Golden: You’re an odd duck Sixx, but for some reason I like you. You have drive, ambition, and talent. That’s what I’m looking for in a partner. Sixx: Agreed… Golden, I will admit to being a bit of a fan of yours. I believe this partnership will succeed so long as we can remain on the same page… Golden: I’m not sure of another way to say this so I’m just going to come out with it… I have noticed that you tend to have conversations with someone who isn’t there. He’s not going to start whispering in your ear for you to sacrifice me to the greater good or something in our match, is he? Sixx: Not to worry, Golden. That is all posturing and mind games. I want people to think exactly what you were thinking when you asked that question… Namely, is that guy Sixx a fucking nut job or what? Golden: Then I believe that our alliance may turn out to be, dare I say, Golden… The two men shake hands as the camera fades to black ****************************************************** The camera comes alive once again, and Sixx is sitting inside a Jacuzzi. The camera zooms in to show Sixx carving a fresh X into his forehead. As the knife digs deeper he begins to smile. Sixx: Paul Brooks… It is unfortunate that you chose to make an enemy out of me. What you thought was an insignificant throwaway comment lit a fire inside of me that you are not capable of extinguishing. While you continue to toil away in obscurity trying to get noticed I will use our match on the Ragnarok pre-show to seize the stardom that I am destined to achieve. My only regret is that your partner has been dragged into this mess. Trey seems like an alright guy. All he really wants in life are his drugs and his women. What he will get at Ragnarok is pain and suffering at my hands. No matter what you may think of me or my abilities, I will prove that my boasts of being a harbinger of destruction are not false bravado, but a prophecy of the things to come. To call me a dangerous man would not do justice to the horrors I will unleash upon the two of you at Ragnarok. I will spill you blood, and I will break your bones. Then I will get serious. There is an anger, a hatred, really, that burns inside of me Brooks. I have held it deep inside for such a long time, and you, of all people, set it free. In this business, success is measured in gold earned and blood spilled… I have not proven myself worthy of gold yet, but spilling your blood will be a step in that direction. On top of everything else, there is my partner… Oscar Golden. Mr. Golden is, dare I say, a talent very much on the rise here in LPW. He is the captain of Pyromania’s undercard team at Altered Reality. He was on the verge of a Pure title match, only to have victory snatched from his hands through no fault of his own. Within a year, Mr. Golden will be a bona-fide mega star. The best part about having him as a partner? Despite his talent, he is still working his way to the top, so he’s hungry. Just like me. I would love to play the company man here and say how I’m going to win this match for Pyromania, and try to weasel my way into some kind of monetary bonus or favorable booking situation, but I would be full of shit. This is personal. I want to hurt you, Brooks, and because of that I will put you through hell. Your life as you know it is about to change… And not for the better. *************************************************************** Our Father, who art in heaven Hallowed be Thy name Thy Kingdom come Thy will be done, on Earth As it is in Heaven Give us this day our daily bread And forgive us our trespasses As we forgive those who trespass against us And lead us not into temptation But deliver us from evil For Thine is the kingdom The power, and the glory Forever and ever Amen Sixx is now lying in bed, thrashing about wildly, as if having a nightmare. Suddenly his eyes fly open and he stares at the ceiling. … Sixx: I know I denied You. … Sixx: The time isn’t right. … Sixx: I know my purpose, and I understand my role. … Sixx: I can’t do it alone, I must have allies, and allies are hard to come by when everyone thinks you’re insane. … Sixx: What kind of question is that? … Sixx: Of course I don’t think I’m insane. I know You’re real. It’s all the people who can’t hear or see You that think I’m a psycho. … Sixx: Just give me the time to do this my way. … Sixx: Thank You. Now I could really stand to get some sleep The screen goes black… ******************************************************* Sixx is sitting in the locker room taping his fists. He has a look of deep concentration on his face. In a matter of seconds that expression transforms from concentration, to a smile, to indifference, until finally settling on a scowl. Sixx: Brooks, we are a few short minutes away. My destiny and your fate are almost upon us. My destiny: To stand tall in triumph, and make the world take notice of the fact that I am one of the most dangerous up and comers in this company. Your fate: To lie with Trey in a bloody and broken heap at the feet of Mr. Golden and myself as we celebrate taking the next steps on our respective paths to greatness. It has been said that the best assassins are those who take pride, not pleasure, in their work. Tonight, I disprove that theory. Tonight we destroy two thirds of Altered State, and not only will I be proud of our accomplishment, I will enjoy every minute of it. So He has written, so it shall come to pass… |