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Backstage, the scene fades in on Eric Scorpio’s desk which has documents, contracts, paper clips and other assorted office equipment strewn across the desk. Eric is rifling through a stack of files when The Wisemen, Ash Strife and X, enter his office.

Ash Strife: Looks like you are incredibly busy, General Manager.

Eric Scorpio: Ye…

X: …yeah, looks like you are inundated with such…important tasks?

Eric Scorpio: Running this brand, thi…

X: …yeah, that’s great. Listen, Eric, we have a small announcement to make concerning The Apocalypse.

Eric Scorpio: Ok, what is it?

Ash Strife: I don’t know how to say this but…

X: We’re giving you the boot.

Eric Scorpio: Excuse me? Do you know who is in charge around here?

Ash Strife: Exactly, you’re in charge of the Insanity brand: a brand that is growing and ever changing. You seem to have a lot on your plate right now and The Apocalypse doesn’t seem like a priority.

X: *cough* isn’t a priority *cough*

Ash Strife: …we just feel as though the brand should be your main focus. We will take control of The Apocalypse and make it everything you ever wanted it to be.

X: Wh…

Ash Strife nudges X and makes a “shhh!” motion.

Eric Scorpio: Hmmm.

Ash Strife: We have a brutal Escape From Hell match coming up tonight. We know exactly what needs to be done to achieve our goal. This isn’t any ordinary match. Every piece of that ring is a weapon that we will be using to make examples out of the Prophecy; no one will come between The Wisemen and these Tag Team Championships. Bones will be broken, blood will be shed and someone’s career may be altered forever.

X: Prophecy of Violence has already picked up a victory at Sacrificial Creed. Although the competition they faced at Sacrificial Creed will not be the competition they face in The Wisemen, we will be focused; focused on their pain and destruction. Pipes, Cages and Chairs…all forces of Truth that will come crashing down on the heads and necks of Clark and Dick. Anarchy & Truth will rule inside Hell.

Ash Strife: Which is why we feel you shouldn’t need to split your focus on two different things. Concentrate on being the best General Manager.

X: While The Apocalypse rises above all those who come before it.

Eric Scorpio: You guys make a compelling argument. Fine, The Apocalypse is yours but when and if you guys mess it up, don’t come crying to me. You’ll only have yourselves to blame.

X: Failure, much like the color green, isn’t an option of ours.

Ash Strife: In fact, The Apocalypse just may undergo a facelift tonight.

The scene cuts to ring side in the sold out Arena as “feel the Madness” by Macho Man Randy Savage blast through the arena.

Phoenix: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Madness!

Phantom: Only on pay per view!

Phantom:I’m Blazing Phoenix and this is Phantom Lord.

Phantom:the fans here in Boston are alive and we are ready to kick off this show.

Phoenix: So let’s not keep them waiting!

Phantom: Our first contest of the night, a chance for one man to get his job back, the chance for the other man to get revenge.

Phoenix: Now General Manager Eric Scorpio claims he has evidence that Bobino is somehow involved in the Jude Maxwell accident but I’m not so sure. Anyways Magic has to keep Bobino from securing his job again to get this so called evidence. This one won’t be pretty.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is for one fall and will be contest under Hardcore rules.


Mike Announcer: Introducing first…

"I’m Shipping up to Boston" by The Dropkick Murphy’s blasts as the 2010 Owner’s Cup Champion steps through the curtain to a loud pop from his home town crowd. He is wearing Boston Bruins Hockey Jersey and has the owner’s cup in one hand. He takes a second to smile and pose for his hometown before he makes his way down the ring with a look of intensity on his face as he knows his job is on the line.

Mike Announcer: Hailing from Boston, Massachusetts and weighing in at 243 lbs… The Master of Darwinism… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBINO!!!

Bobino slides under the ropes and kisses the cup before staring at the stage. "You Don't Fool Me" by Queen replaces Bobino’s music. A cloud of smokes fills up the stage and Magic appears with a pose.

Mike Announcer: and his opponent. He hails from Chicago, Illinois and weighs in at 225 lbs… The Hardcore Houdini… MAAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC!!!

Phantom: There is Magic looking very sure of himself but hey what is going on?

The lights begin to flicker red and black with the red just barely showing enough light to see what is going on the stage.

Phoenix: I can’t see a thing, what is happening?

The Lights flash back on and Magic is laid out on the stage, his face is busted open and he looks knocked out. The camera crew follow the referee up the stage to check on Magic when writing on the stage is finally noticed by the camera.

Phoenix: What is this? The light were out not even 20 seconds.

Phantom: Nevermind that, look at the stage… “The End is Near!” What does that mean? Is this the mystery War that Eric Scorpio promised?

Phoenix: No the Wisemen broke away from Eric earlier this show but this has X and Ash’s name all over it.

Phantom: Don’t make assumptions we need proof and here comes Bobino.

Bobino comes sprinting up the stage and shoves the referee and the crew away.

Bobino: NO! You will not rob me of my return!

Bobino picks up Magic and walks him down the ramp. Bobino bounces Magic’s head off of the ring post before sliding him under the ring. Bobino slides under the bottom rope and kicks Magic before yelling at the referee to ring the bell. Bobino pulls up Magic and whips him into the corner.

Phoenix: Magic was beat senseless and can’t defend himself from what it looks like.

Phantom: Not senseless as he is using the ropes to hold himself up but he looks rough for sure.

Phoenix: Bobino just stares on before picking up his owner’s cup and cracks Magic in the skull. Bobino covers! One… Two… Three!

Phantom: Welcome back to Insanity Bobby!

Bobino 3.76 APS + 2.60 AVS = 6.36
Magic 0.00 APS + 0.70 AVS = 0.70

Mike Announcer: Here is your Winner... BOOOOOOOBINO!!!

Bobino holds up his hands in victory before taking Mike Announcer’s microphone.

Bobino: Magic has just been OWNED! Boston I love you enjoy the show.

Bobino takes out his trademark “OWNED” stamp and stamps Magic’s on the chest before rolling under the ropes and up the ramp while slapping high fives and shaking hands with his home town crowd.

The film transitions to the parking lot, where a cameraman is waiting, perched on top of a car. After a brief turning of the camera, life is heard coming from around the corner. The cameraman jumps off the car and hides behind the bonnet, before Sean Jensen, Matt Clark, and Dick Dynamo come into view, with Dynamo and Clark carrying their own bags into the arena. When reaching the door, Sean throws it open, before walking through it.

After walking out of sight, the cameraman creeps behind them, trying to be silent as he opens the door. He flashes his camera inside, where we see the Prophets walking into the first locker room on the left. The cameraman walks through the door and up to the locker room, slightly opening it to see and hear the POV going-ons. The cameraman lays the camera on the ground, and tilts it upwards, before holding it there, and listening to the conversation.

Jensen: This is it, boys. This is your night. When you go into that ring, you’re on your own. The Escape from Hell match is one of the most barbaric matches in LPW history. No one leaves the same way they enter. Look at Ash, look at Scorpio, look at Tromboner Man. They are not the people they were before. You can’t go into this match being scared of-

Dynamo: Scared? Of the Wisemen? Please.

Clark: We’re not scared, Sean. We’re more…concerned.

Dynamo: You’d have to be crazy not to be concerned walking into a match like this.

Clark: But while we are concerned, we are determined.

Dynamo: Destiny is on our side.

Jensen:  Destiny? Is that how you’re looking at this match?

Clark: That’s what he just said Sean. Maybe you should listen more carefully.

Dynamo: Do you need to clean your ears Sean? You probably need to hear us better. Destiny is on OUR side.

Getting irritated, Jensen throws the bottle of water he had in his hand at him.

Jensen: Speaking up is never a good idea, is it, Dick?

Clark: You’ve changed, Sean. Where’s the Sean that we could call leader?

Jensen: That Sean is dead. You two had better not fail me.

Clark: Yes, “sir”.

Clark goes to leave the room, causing the cameraman to leave in a hurry, running out of the back door, before switching off the camera.

Phoenix: up next we have the I-Quit match and a rematch from AT ALL COSTS with Steve Storme taking on Azreal for Azreal’s LPW Television Championship.


"Deathsmarch" by Cancer Bats plays as Steve Storme makes his way out to the ring. He looks focused with revenge on his mind.
 
Mike Announcer: The following is a TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Match! Introducing first the challenger, hailing from Kila Cali and weighing in at 225 lbs he is the Rookie Superstar… STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE STOOOOOOORME!!!

Phoenix: Steve Storme wasting no time to come out here and get his payback on Azreal.

Phantom: Steve Storme here was cost the United States Championship against Mass Chaos just two show ago by Azreal and nothing would help that wound heal better than a win here.
 
Phoenix: Don’t forget though that not only would beating Azreal make Storme happy but taking his championship would be the cherry.
 
Phantom: Speaking statistically both Storme and Azreal have similar win-loss records here in LPW so we can’t run too much off of that. Their great dislike of each other will have to be what determines this match tonight.
 
"Hunt You Down" by Saliva plays as Azreal makes his way out with the television championship in hand.
 
Mike Announcer: Introducing the champion! He hails from Parts Unknown and weighs in at 305 lbs, he is the reigning and defending LPW TELEVISION CHAMPION… AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZREAL!!!


Azreal slides into the ring and is immediately hit with a spinning heel kick from Storme.
 
Phantom: The action starting almost immediately as Storme levels Azreal with the kick to the face!
 
Phoenix: You can’t expect to cost someone a championship match and they just let it go.  Azreal probably should have seen the preemptive attack coming.
 
Phantom: Storme just throwing fist after fist at Azreal’s face and remember that the only way for this match to end is via the eventual loser saying that they quit.
 
Phoenix: I wonder how that would work if Storme punched Azreal so much in the face his lips were too swollen to speak.
 
Azreal uses his legs to wrap around Storme and then slings him over himself. Azreal rolls onto his stomach and then jumps up.
 
Phantom: Nice use of the legs by Azreal but Storme is sharp and halts the comeback attempt with a kick to the gut. Azreal is on the defensive again in the corner.
 
Phoenix: It’s this kind of skill from Storme that we’ve seen carry him to the quarter finals of the Master of Asylum tournament as well as to both the united states opportunity and this one.
 
Phantom: Let’s not overplay Storme at the expense of Azreal. He ended Nigel’s reign as Television champion in under a month and then managed to defend it in a triple threat match against the likes of Crooked-Crerar.
 
Storme stops punching Azreal and then goes to the middle of the ring so that he can charge. Azreal jumps in the air and then slides through the middle of the ropes to the outside of the ring as Storme slams hard into the corner.
 
Phoenix: Now that was an interesting counter by Azreal! Rather than try to dodge left or right he dodges by exiting the ring completely!
 
Phantom: If that was the window for him to take control of the match he just missed it as Storme baseball slides Azreal who was about to get back into the ring. Storme is really on his game tonight and I predict Azreal might not leave this match with the championship.
 
Phoenix: I’m holding my opinion to myself until this match is nice and done. Azreal is draped over the barrier with his head almost in a fans lap I’d say. The fan moving now to avoid a potential sexual assault case I’d guess.
 
Phantom: No I now believe Azreal was pushing him out of the way to grab hold of the chair and slam Storme in the head with it! That kick at the beginning might have dazed Azreal but that chair shot has discombobulated Storme!
 
Azreal starts ramming the edge of the chair into Storme’s stomach multiple times before taking a couple of steps away and then throwing the chair to a recovering Storme’s head.
 
Phoenix: I believe you might have spoken just a bit too early Phantom about who you thought might win this match!
 
Phantom: I don’t think so! Azreal going over to Storme to do some more damage but Storme’s tripping him and sending him face first into the ring post!
 
Phoenix: Storme’s ribs are definitely hurting after those chair shots but he isn’t going to let that slow him down. He’s looking for something under the ring and I really wonder what.
 
Phantom: No more wondering! He’s found a trash can!
 
Phoenix: If he uses that to make Azreal say I Quit then the trash can might echo it out in case there is any naysayers.
 
Storme is approaching Azreal with the trash can but Azreal kicks him in the leg and drops him to one knee. Azreal quickly gets to his feet and slams his shin into the trash can sending it into the chest of Storme.
 
Phantom: Ouch if I were Storme I’d take some blood thinners to ease the stress on my heart after a slam like that.
 
Phoenix:  He might need more than just that as Azreal lifts him up by the head and slides him into the ring. He goes under the ring again and he’s found Kendo Sticks!
 
Phantom: Storme to his feet but he’s hunched over and Azreal with an upward thrust of the sticks right into the chest of Storme!
 
Phoenix: I bet Storme is regretting giving Azreal the idea to look under the ring.
 
Phantom: Azreal pounding those sticks on Storme’s head and sending him to the corner. Wow! He’s stabbing the end of the sticks into Storme’s throat!
 
Phoenix: Wow, he’s definitely exploiting the point of the match. It isn’t to beat your opponent senseless and then pin them but to make sure they can feel the pain to want to quit!
 
The referee is asking Storme if he quits but Storme doesn’t respond. Instead he uses his forearm to break the Kendo Sticks and as Azreal falls forward as a result he knees him in the face.
 
Phantom: Azreal’s own force of push was his enemy there and Storme is in control once again. Instead of continuing to beat down on Azreal though he goes to the outside of the ring and looks under it to find………..barb wire!
 
Phoenix: What could he possibly do with that?
 
Phantom: Oh dear god! He’s wrapping it around his arm and making sure it’s tight! Any punch Storme throws with that right fist will come with barbed wire attached!
 
Phoenix: Storme sliding back into the ring and he goes for an irish whip but Azreal ducks and uses a snap powerslam out of nowhere!
 
Azreal smirks and then proceeds to jump on Storme’s arm with the barbed wire around it.
 
Phantom:  Storme’s own bright idea is his downfall at this moment! Azreal is gonna continue the pain as he lifts up Storme and tosses him out of the ring. Storme landing on that wrapped arm!
 
Phoenix: Storme looks like he is trying to undo the barbed wire but he tied it tight and it will be staying on his arm.
 
Phantom: I think Azreal just saw something under the ring and he did! A fire extinguisher but I can hardly tell what good that would do for the purpose of this match.
 
Phoenix: Nonetheless he’s spraying Storme with it and spraying him good. Storme now covered and I’m pretty sure that’s stinging his arm badly.
 
Phantom: It all becomes clear now! Azreal putting Storme in a bear hug and Storme gasping for air now! The only problem is he is covered in the chemicals and breathing isn’t so easy. He’s coughing a ton now.
 
Phoenix: I have never seen someone use chemical warfare in this kind of a match. Storme isn’t just letting it stand but his blasting of his now ripped up arm on Azreal’s back is not doing much to release the bear hug and might be tiring him out.
 
Phantom: Azreal running into the corner of the ring in order to further convince Storme this the appropriate time to quit.
 
Phoenix: Allow Storme to disagree because he’s trying to rub the barbed wire in between their faces! It’s going to hurt both of them but Azreal lets go! Storme gasping for air and trying to wipe the chemicals off of his face.
 
Phantom: Meanwhile Azreal rubbing the fresh blood off of his face. He goes to attack Storme but Storme out of nowhere levels Azreal with piece of glass.
 
Azreal rolls into the ring holding his face as Storme follows in behind him. He for an enziguri but Azreal pushing him off and then flips him over.
 
Phoenix: It’s hard to tell who is in control of this match at times because not one person ever really controls for too long. Storme thinking about what just went wrong as Azreal popping his neck and signaling the end.
 
Phantom: It looks like he might have thought up a way to finish Storme off and force him to quit. At the least the first step involves THE VIGILANTE SLAM!
 
Phoenix: I didn’t expect that in this match. While it probably would have put Storme away in a normal match it just knocked him out here.
 
Phantom: Azreal was using it just to make sure Storme didn’t move so that he could go look under the ring.
 
Phoenix: He’s definitely found something he likes because he’s smiling and he’s tossing lighter fluid into the ring. A lighter. This is not good.
 
Phantom: Azreal might be willing to do anything to win this match and he’s in the ring now pouring the fluid on Storme! He’s going to set him on fire!
 
Phoenix: Storme is coming back to and is realizing what’s happening. Azreal notices and tries to hurry and start the lighter! He does and he lights the ring on fire but Storme dives out of the ring just in time! HE WOULD HAVE BEEN COVERED IN FLAME IF HE DIDN’T GET OUT!
 
Phantom: The look on Storme’s face is priceless! He’s as glad as the rest of us to be out of there. The fire in the ring dying down on the account lighter fluid doesn’t burn too long and Azreal going to reach out of the ring to try and get Storme BUT OH MY GOD!
 
Phoenix: STORME JUST THREW ONE OF THE HARDEST PUNCHES I’VE EVER SEEN RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF AZREAL! Barbed wire and all! Azreal just did a full roll backwards!
 
Phantom: Storme is intent on ending this now or it at least looks like it because he just slide into the ring and is undoing the barbed wire around his arm and kicking Azreal to the corner.
 
Phoenix: He gets out of the ring but wait a second he just threw one side of the barbed wire around Azreal’s neck inside the ring and grabbed it on the other side. He’s GONNA CHOKE AZREAL WITH THE WIRE USING THE RING POST!
 
Phantom: Azreal’s trying to fight it and pull himself loss but Storme using his foot to exert greater force. His heads now have streams of steady blood from his tight grip on the wire!
 
Phoenix: The referee asking Azreal if he wants to give up but it isn’t happening so long as he can fight the grip!
 
Phantom: Storme slides back into the ring but he hasn’t let go of the wire and he slides right back out on the opposite side of the corner and he NOW HAS TWO LAYERS OF BARBED WIRE AROUND AZREAL!!!!
 
Phoenix: AZREAL IS FIGHTING IT BUT HE CANNOT COME LOSE AND THE BLOOD IS STARTING TO FLOW! THE REFEREE SHOULD END THIS MATCH NOW ON THE ACCOUNT AZREAL COULD DIE IF HE DOESN’T QUIT!!!!
 
Phantom: Azreal is refusing to quit but his eyes are starting to fill with blood! He needs to quit! Storme is not letting his grip slips blood is pouring to the ground now!!!!!
 
Phoenix: AZREAL IS MOUTHING I QUIT! HE QUITS!!!!! STORME LETS GO IMMEDIATLEY!
 
Phantom: We have a new television champion! NOT ONLY THAT BUT WE SAW SOME OF THE MOST INVENTIVE WAYS TO MAKE SOMEONE QUIT POSSIBLE!
 
Mike Announcer: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW LPW TELEVISION CHAMPION STEEEEEEEEEVE STOOOOOOOORME!!!

Steve Storme 4.20 APS + 1.90 AVS = 6.10
Azreal 4.06 APS + 1.40 AVS = 5.46

Phoenix: Steve Storme with some retribution here and he claims his first championship tonight.

Phantom: With the way he has been performing the first of many.  Clearly Storme is the more talented of the Anarchist.

Phantom: This next match is an unlikely paring, to say the least.

Phoenix: Yes the team of Savana and Crerar on the same side is very odd, they have no experience as a team and they are facing the one night reunion of the Franchise Players.

Phantom: A lot of things are on the line here. If Nigel’s team happens to lose he is going to be helpless and trapped in a cage as the mercy of these two men and if Savana’s team loses Crerar joins the fray as Nigel’s property among other things. There will be a lot of hate in that ring tonight.

Phoenix: Hate is a powerful force Phantom, and those men both hate Nigel Vanderbilt.

Phantom: Doesn't Everyone?


“Bullet with Butterfly Wings” by the Smashing Pumpkins play as Savana walks down the ramp with Oxxy Crerar behind him.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlmen the following contest is a tag team match. Introducing first at a combined weight of 514 lbs, the Team of Andy Savana and Ozzy Crerar!

Phoenix:Now the inclusion of the former Hardcore Champion Big B. Brown really throws things out of sync. How will his presence change the match?

Phantom: No use pondering, just watch the match and find out.

"Skrilla 4 Rilla" by Psychopathic Rydas plays as the Franchise Players make their way down to the ring.

Mike Announcer: And now their opponents, at a combined weight of 525 lbs, BIG B. BROWN and NIGEL VANDERBILT, the FRRRAAAANNNCHIIIIIIISE PLLLAAAAAAYYYYEEEERRRRRS!!!

Phantom: A nice throwback, and a show of unity here as Brown and Vanderbilt appear together at the top of the ramp.

Phoenix: The ref backs them into their corners, and it looks like Ozzy Crerar will be starting us off against Big B.

Phantom: There's quite the size and strength differential here, Ozzy barely reaches Brown's shoulder.

Phoenix: But that doesn't stop him talking some trash. Not the smartest move.

Brown laughs along for a second, but the smile drops off his face as he levels Ozzy with a stiff headbutt.

Phantom: And it cost him! That had to hurt.

Ozzy hops back to his feet and goes after Brown with a couple of right hands.

Phoenix: I don't think Ozzy appreciated that. He's unloading on Brown here.

Brown catches one of the punches and pulls him into a clothesline, flattening him. Picking him back up, Brown whips Crerar into his corner and tags in Nigel.

Phoenix: A quick tag by the Franchise Players, they're looking to keep advantage early on. Brown lifts Crerar for a power bomb, holding him in place while Nigel springboards off the ropes.

Phantom: My god! Ozzy slid down his back, Nigel just flew over Brown's head and went crashing into the mat!

Phoenix: The ref is forcing Brown onto the apron, and Ozzy can't stop laughing.

Phantom: He'd better stop now, Nigel is getting back up.

As Nigel gets back on his feet, Ozzy lands a couple of punches on his face. Nigel staggers, but fights back with an elbow to the jaw before he bounces off the ropes, nailing Ozzy with a dropkick to the knee. Ozzy goes down to one knee as Nigel runs the ropes again, this time dropkicking Ozzy in the face.

Phoenix: Oh! A hard shot, right in the mush. Ozzy should count his lucky stars that he still has teeth after that.

Phantom: Nigel has recovered quite nicely from that embarrassing fall as he tags Brown back into this match.

Phoenix: Smart move, keep up the quick tags, stay fresh.

Ozzy struggles back to his feet, and Big B. meets him with a number of punches, sending him into the ropes. Brown whips him across the ring, catching him with a huge spinebuster. Without relenting, Brown picks him right back up, whipping him into the turnbuckle. Charging in, Brown crushes Ozzy with a huge splash, switching quickly to a belly-to-belly suplex.

Phoenix: Good lord, Brown has been dominating this match-up.

Phantom: Big B. tags in Nigel, who climbs up the turnbuckles., leaping off with a flying elbow-drop. Nigel goes for the pin!

Phoenix:One…Two… and a kick out at two, Ozzy isn't out of this one yet.

Phantom: Ozzy is back to his feet, and he and Nigel are trading blows.

The two men go back and forth until Ozzy ducks a punch and slams Nigel down with a German suplex. He staggers back to his corner and makes the tag to Andy.

Phantom: And Andy Savana gets into this match. With all of the issues he and Nigel have had, he must be dying to get his hands on the man before him.

As Nigel climbs back to his feet, Andy circles around.

Phoenix: I guess not.... Nigel is on his knees, and Andy is just, watching...

Phantom: I guess he wants to take it slowly?

Nigel gets back on his feet and looks Andy in the eye. Andy goes for a DDT, but Nigel hits him with a low blow.

Phoenix: How did the ref not see that! I hope Andy doesn't want kids.

Phantom: That's what he gets for letting Nigel stand back up. He should have kicked him while he's down.

Phoenix: Something Nigel has no problem doing, as he stomps on Andy's chest. He heads back to his corner, and he's climbing the turnbuckle...

Phantom: Looks like he wants Andy to get back up, he's just sitting there.

Andy staggers back to his feet and Nigel leaps off the ropes, hitting Andy with a diving tornado DDT, transitioning quickly into an STS.

Phantom: And Nigel has the Liquidation locked in! I doubt this will end the match, but it will certainly take some of the fight out of Savana here.

PHOENIX: Andy's struggling to get to the ropes, but he can't make it. I think he might actually tap here..

Phantom: No! He yanked his head back, stunning Nigel, giving him the opportunity to grab the ropes. But Nigel isn't letting go.

PHOENIX: The ref is starting the count. Two…three…four… And Nigel lets go, but he's not letting up.

Nigel breaks the hold, but puts Andy's head through the ropes, standing on his back.

Phantom: God, that rope is just choking the life out of Savana!


Phantom: Two…three…four… And Nigel lets him go, again.

Phoenix: I'm not entirely sure that Savana is still conscious...

Phantom: If he is, he won't be for long. Nigel is dragging him back to the middle of the ring.

As Nigel is dealing with Andy, Ozzy sneaks into the ring, spinning Nigel around and dropping Nigel with an Implant Buster.

Phoenix: And an “I Crush-a You Face” by Ozzy here, I think he was tired of watching his teammate get beaten down.

Phantom: Ozzy is trying desperately to get Andy back on his feet, but he's not noticing the large, angry man in the ring with him.

Ozzy finally gets Andy back up, and turning around, Brown catches him with a big boot to the jaw, before dropping Andy with a powerbomb.

Phoenix: And with that Big B. Bomb, everyone but Brown is on the mat.

Phantom: Brown picks Ozzy up and throws him out of the ring before climbing back on the apron.

Phoenix: Neither Andy, nor Nigel is moving. The ref is left with no choice but to start the knockout count.  The ref has gotten to the count of five and Nigel is back on his hands and knees, Andy is just barely stirring. Six… Seven… Nigel is up, and he's broken the count with a number of stomps to Andy's head. Nigel is heading back to his corner, and Big B. Brown is getting into the ring.

Phantom: Ozzy got back on the apron, and he's trashing Brown now. Pretty cocky when he's not in the ring, isn't he.

Brown picks Andy off of the ground and whips him into his corner.

Phoenix: What is Brown doing? He could have pinned him.

Phantom: I think he wants Andy to tag Ozzy into this. And he got his wish. Here comes Ozzy, and there he goes.

Phoenix: Ozzy came charging out of the corner, right into a powerslam by Brown.

Phantom: Brown has just been dominant this match. He's really showing what he's got.

Phoenix: Brown is talking some trash of his own now, before stomping on Ozzy's face.

Phantom: I think he's made his point now, as he tags Nigel back in.

Nigel runs on the apron, bouncing off the ropes with a springboard leg drop. Ozzy rolls out of the way, and Nigel crashes into the ground.

Phoenix: And Nigel goes crashing down, not the most impressive match for him here.

Phantom: Ozzy hops back to his feet, and he's just stomping on Nigel's legs. Keep him off his feet, and you take away most of his offense.

Phoenix: He's locking in the figure four! Nigel is writhing in pain!

Phantom: He could tap right here!

Nigel struggles to get to the ropes, but he's saved by Big B, who breaks the hold for him.

Phoenix: Brown stepping in to save his tag team partner right here.

Phantom: Nigel and Ozzy are both back to their feet, and they're back to trading punches.

Ozzy finally takes advantage with a series of rights, sending Nigel into the ropes. Ozzy whips him across the ring, catching him on the way back with a Samoan drop. Quickly he goes back to stomping on Nigel's legs and chest.

Phoenix: Ozzy is just taking it to Nigel here tonight. But it looks like he wants to spread the love around as he tags in Andy.

Phantom: Andy is still very hesitant, almost like he's scared of Nigel. He hits Nigel with a leg drop, and then kicks him in the stomach as he tries to rise.

Phoenix: Andy goes to kick him again, but Nigel catches his foot, pulling him down with him. They both climb to their feet and Andy charges forward, but Nigel drops him with a super kick. Nigel falls over, exhausted, and drapes an arm over Andy. One… Two… Kick out at Two!

Phantom: Man, Andy just won't die!

Phoenix: I think Nigel wants to put that to the test. He's climbing the turnbuckles again.

Phantom: I hope this works out better than last time.

Phoenix: Million Dollar Splash! He hits the Million Dollar Splash and a cover… two… Kick out at two again.


Phantom: See? Andy is not going to let Nigel beat him again.

Phoenix: I think Nigel is angry....

Swearing, Nigel picks Andy up and sets him up for the Foreclosure.

Phoenix: He's going for the Foreclosure-NO!

Phantom: Andy reversed it, back body drop! He's staggering, trying to get to the corner!

Phoenix: Oh come on.... That's the wrong corner bonehead!

Big B. starts laughing as Andy, very dazed, tries to tag him in. Andy snaps out of it, and tries to make it to his corner but Nigel catches him with a kick to the gut.

Phantom:He's setting up for another Foreclosure! Ozzy runs in to break it up!

Phoenix: And Brown meets him halfway, Big B. Bomb! Big B. Bomb! And a thunderous Clothesline from Brown also drops Savana.

Phantom: Ozzy is down, Savana is down and Nigel wants to show off!

Nigel points to the crowd and shouts something unintelligible at the crowd. He kicks Savana a few times and turns his back on his to gloat to the crowd when Savana springs up with a roll up and  a hang full of tights

Phantom:Look he has his tights!

Phoenix: But it is still a cover. One… Two… Three! Brown didn’t notice in time. Savana and Crerar win… which means next show will be a bad day for Nigel.

Mike Announcer: And your winners,The Team of ANNNNNNNNNNDY SAVAAAAAAAANA AND OZZZZZZZZZZY CREEEEEEEEEERAR!!!

Andy Savana & Ozzy Crerar 3.92 APS + 3.88 APS + 1.90 AVS = 9.70
Nigel Vanderbilt & Big B. Brown 3.80 APS + 4.16 APS + 1.30 AVS = 9.26

Phantom: Nigel just may find out next Insanity that Karma is indeed a bitch… let’s cut to backstage before we return to more action.

We follow Big B Brown backstage, resting after his match. Mass Chaos walks up to Big B Brown and nods respectfully toward the young man.

Chaos: How's it going, Mr. Brown?

Brown: Long day, Chaos! Happy I got through that match. Sucks I didn’t see Savana in time but owe well.

Chaos: Listen, man. I wanted to let you know that I have been really impressed with your improvement since you returned. You have found yourself and are really showing the world what you got.

Brown: Thanks Chaos. Coming from you, that means a lot.

Chaos: I also wanted to let you know that, if the powers that be allow it, I would like for you to get a shot at the US Title.

Brown: Really?

Chaos: I'm serious. I want to give those that deserve title shots the opportunity. And since I have this belt, I want to give you that opportunity. I don't know when it will happen, Brown. But be ready for when it happens.

Brown: Thanks Chaos. I will be ready when the time comes.

Chaos shakes Brown's hand and walks off, preparing for his match later tonight.

Phoenix: Well fans up next we have what promises to be a technical masterpiece as it’s the Master Of The Asylum finals. Representing Pyromania it’s going to be Drew Michael’s taking on Insanity’s Man That Will Not Die…Mass Chaos. Phantom, can we agree that this match will be off the charts.

Phantom: I was never one to care about work rate or star ratings, but I suppose if you are into that sort of thing this match will probably be four stars minimum just from these two stepping into the ring. It’s an interesting situation we have here as these men are good friends, but Drew Michaels wants to win this thing for one reason and one reason only and that is to destroy LPW Insanity. I have been with Insanity since day number one. Both of us were in this company from the early days. Pyromania has always had a Napoleonic inferiority complex when it comes to Insanity. Both shows are outstanding and have the best wrestlers in the entire world. But for whatever reason, they see themselves as The B Show. Well tonight Drew is going to try and do something that many have tried and failed before at doing and that’s kill Insanity.

Phoenix: A Napoleonic complex? In any event my broadcast partner is right in that Drew has a chance to do what many could not before him. But standing in his way is his good friend Mass Chaos. Now if you want to talk inferiority complexes, Mass Chaos has always seen himself in the shadow of Drew Michaels. Mass Chaos is on a roll the likes we have never seen having recently won the LPW United States Championship where he beat the monster Ash Strife and then in the last round he did it again. Mass Chaos is on a mission to win this thing and with that get the slot inside The Death Cube.

Phantom: The Death Cube is by far the most insane and most dangerous match in all of profession wrestling. Why anyone would want a spot in there I don’t know. Yes the World Title is on the line, but so is your career and life by going into that thing. The person who wins tonight gets their spot inside The Death Cube. But both of these guys are at the top of their game and they will leave it all in the ring tonight.

Phoenix: I could not agree with you more. Prepare for a wrestling clinic to take place so lets head up to the ring and The World’s Most Dangerous Ring Announcer…Mike Announcer for the official introductions.

The shot shows the sold out TD Bankworth Boston Garden and it cuts to Mike Announcer in the center of the ring

Announcer: Wrestling fans the following contest on LPW THE MADDNESS is scheduled for one fall and it is THE Finals of the MASTER OF THE ASYLUM Tournament.


The lights in the arena go out as "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine starts playing on the pa system and a huge blast of pyro goes off as Drew Michaels makes his way down the isle to a huge chorus of boos from the Pro-Insanity crowd

Announcer: Introducing first…he hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and he weighs in at 235 Pounds…He is The Violent One…This is DDDDRRREEEEEEEEWWWWW MMMIIIIIICCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHAAAAAEEEEELLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!

Phoenix: This partisan Boston crowd does not seem to like Drew Michaels tonight.

Phantom: Drew is like a New York Yankee walking into Fenway Park. Let’s just hope for Insanity’s sake that like the Yankees he doesn’t get a win in Boston tonight.

Phoenix: I know we are supposed to be partisan here tonight, but if Drew wins then he will have the means to end Insanity.

As Drew take a step to his corner of the ring, the lights in the arena go off once again and "El Corazon del Guerrero" by Tierra Santa comes on as a lone spotlight shines on the stage and Mass Chaos comes out to a huge ovation from the crowd

Announcer: And his opponent…he hails from Allen, Texas and he weighs in at 215 Pounds and he is the current reigning LPW United States Champion…This is MMMMMAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CCCCCCHHHHHHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Phoenix: A tremendous ovation for Mass Chaos. Right now he is on such a roll, but he has always felt he was in the shadow of his friend and former tag partner Drew Michaels.

Phantom: A little psychological mind trick like that has cost many people big matches. I think Mass Chaos has himself in the right state of mind, but if Drew kicks out of a big move or maybe reaches the ropes during another it is possible we could see Chaos start to second guess himself and then Drew Michaels would have an opening to gain a huge advantage and possibly a victory.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos has stepped into the ring as the lights come back up and he and Drew Michaels are face to face in the center of the ring.

Phantom: This building is buzzing right now. You can cut the electricity with a knife.

Phoenix: The referee is going over final instructions and he has called for the bell and this one is underway. Both men are circling each other as they lock up and quickly break as they are feeling each other out right now. They lock up once again and Drew Michaels gains the early advantage with an overhand wristlock and he is using his slight height advantage to try and force Mass Chaos to the mat. Chaos is fighting and now he is trying to reverse the wristlock and Drew Michaels yanks him down to the mat by the hair.

Phantom: The crowd didn’t like that, but with the Master of the Asylum on the line you are going to need every advantage you can get in this match.

Phoenix: Well even though that is true, right now Drew Michaels has that overhand wristlock on tight as Mass Chaos is maneuvering around and he’s broken the hold and he has grabbed a hold of Drew’s wrist and Mass Chaos pulls him down and he’s locked a Fujiwara armbar on and Drew Michaels quickly makes it to the ropes and rolls out to the floor. Just like that Mass Chaos had a lighting fast reversal into a submission attempt.

Drew slowly takes his time out on the floor before hoping back up onto the ring apron and stepping back into the ring

Phantom: Drew knows Mass Chaos inside and out. Right now he just wants to pace himself and make Chaos wrestle his match…not the other way around.

Phoenix: Drew is a master in the ring so if he wants to slow things down he can do that as they go to lock up once again and Drew Michaels quickly does a go behind and he takes him down to the mat and he quickly spins around and he repeatedly slaps the back of Chaos’s head.

Phantom: This Boston crowd might not like it, but Drew is doing what he has to do to win this thing. This is his only shot at the top of the mountain and if he has to get into the head of his best friend to accomplish that then he will.

Phoenix: Both men are back up to their feet and Mass Chaos has a confused look on his face as he looks at Drew Michaels. They tie up once again and this time Mass Chaos goes behind and he takes him down and he floats over and he slaps Drew Michaels right on the back of the head. I guess two can play this game as they are back up and Drew Michaels asks what that was for and he shoves Mass Chaos and Mass Chaos shoves him right back.

Phantom: Both of these guys know each other so well. It’s going to break down real fast when it gets like this.

Phoenix: Drew Michaels as we’ve said has everything to lose in this match. The one thing he cannot do is cause himself to get hot headed and make a mistake as both men lock up once again and Drew slaps on a side headlock. Chaos is looking for the escape and he tries to shove Drew off, but Drew hangs on tight. Chaos nails Drew with a shot to the midsection and another and another and he picks him up and he connects with a belly to back suplex with a bridge…one…two…Kickout by Drew Michaels. He was hanging onto that headlock tight, but Mass Chaos put him into a position where he had to let go or get pinned.

Phantom: And much to the dismay of Gorilla Monsoon, it would have been the first time anyone in the history of wrestling was pinned as a result of a headlock.

Phoenix: Well that was random as Drew is back up and Mass Chaos takes him down with a big hip toss and he’s back up and Chaos catches him with a beautiful arm drag and he holds it into an arm bar. Chaos moves with crisp precision inside that ring as Drew is back up to his knees and gives Chaos an elbow to break and Mass Chaos yanks him by the hair back down to the mat and slaps back on the arm bar.

Phantom: That was just a little receipt from earlier in the match when Drew did it to him.

Phoenix: Turn about it fair play in your book as we know. Drew is back up to his knees once again and he manages to get back up to his feet as Mass Chaos holds onto to that arm and he nails Chaos with a left hand and another and another and Chaos lets go of the arm and Drew quickly whips him into the ropes. Mass Chaos goes for a clothesline but it’s ducked and Drew LEVELS him with a European uppercut as he was on the rebound and now Drew is putting the boots to him. Drew quickly grabs Mass Chaos and he picks him up and he connects with a big snap suplex. He quickly floats over for a cover…one…two…Kickout by Mass Chaos. Drew quickly grabs him and sits him up and locks on an abdominal stretch as now Drew is trying to wear down Mass Chaos.

Phantom: It’s one of those moves that doesn’t look like much, but when you are in that ring with all those lights it is at least 90 degrees in there so even something simple like this becomes a labored effort to keep going.

Phoenix: It is a simple, yet effective move as the referee is asking if Mass Chaos wants to give up and he gives a resounding NO. Drew has his hands clasped around the neck of Mass Chaos as he pulls back on that arm to stretch the abdominal muscles. Mass Chaos might be fading as the referee is checking his free arm. It falls once. He has it up again and it falls twice. Once more and this one is over and its up AND IT STAYS UP. Mass Chaos is back in the land of the living as he is trying to get to his feet as this crowd rallies behind him and he’s almost up and he frees his other arm and nails Drew with an elbow to the mid-section and another and another and that breaks the hold and Mass Chaos goes behind and he locks Drew Michaels in an abdominal stretch.

Phantom: That was a beautiful counter by Mass Chaos. He has that hold locked in tight as he yanks back on Drew’s side.

Phoenix: Drew is looking for the ropes, but he is no where near them and he uses his foot and stomps on Mass Chaos’s foot to break the hold and Drew hip tosses Chaos over for good measure. Chaos is back up and Drew quickly grabs him and he connects with a big belly-to-belly suplex. He goes for a cover…one…two…kickout by Mass Chaos. Drew is looking to turn up the heat as he picks Chaos back up and he sends him into the corner and Drew follows him in with a big clothesline. The ring ropes are holding Mass Chaos up as Drew lights him up with a big chop and another and another.

Mass Chaos stumbles forward and falls to the mat and Drew quickly pounces on him by driving an elbow into the back of his head

Phantom: I like the style of match Drew is wrestling right now. The longer Drew grinds it out like this, the harder it’s going to be for Mass Chaos to make his comeback.

Phoenix: And right now Drew seems to be zeroing in on Chaos’s back as he drive a knee right to the small of the back and again and again. Drew grabs Mass Chaos by the hair and he brings him back up to his feet and he hooks him up and connects with a big back breaker and he holds it and Drew is now stretching Mass Chaos across his knee.

Phantom: This move puts so much pressure onto the body as you have your neck being bent back along with your legs. In the middle of all that your spine is being bent in a way it was not meant to. It’s a very effective move.

Phoenix: And this crowd is rallying behind Mass Chaos once again and Drew just dumps him off his knee and onto the mat. Drew is soaking in the boo’s from this pro Insanity crowd as he grabs Mass Chaos’s legs and he’s going for the Texas Cloverleaf but Mass Chaos manages to kick him off. Chaos is back up to his feet and he nails Drew with a big right hand and another and another and he sends him into the ropes. Chaos goes for a clothesline but Drew ducks it and he spins him around and picks him up connects with a BIG Samoan drop. Drew quickly grabs the legs and he’s going for the Texas Cloverleaf and he locks it in.

Phantom: The end might be near for us as he has it locked on in the center of the ring.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is screaming in pain as the referee asks him if he wants to quit and he says no. Mass Chaos might be starting to fade as Drew Michaels keeps him in the center of the ring and he might be out as the referee checks his arm. It falls once. He picks it up and it falls twice. Once more and this one is over and it’s up and Mass Chaos is back once again as he clinches both of his fists and he’s trying to do a push up to break the hold.

Mass Chaos uses all of his strength and manages to push up and he starts turning over and does and he kicks off Drew.

Phoenix: What a show of resiliency by Mass Chaos as he breaks the cloverleaf. Drew is quickly back over and he brings Mass Chaos back up to his feet and Chaos nails him with a big chop and another and another and he goes to send him into the corner but Drew counters and sends Chaos in. Drew comes charging and Mass Chaos moves out the way and Drew goes crashing shoulder first right into the ring post. Mass Chaos quickly goes behind and he rolls him with a school boy…one…two…Kickout by Drew Michaels.

Drew is clutching at his arm as Mass Chaos grabs his injured arm and he nails him with an Arm DDT

Phantom: Oooh that’s one he’ll be feeling for the next few days.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is looking to set him up for The Professor Chaos Lock as he grabs him by the arm but Drew shoves him off and he rolls out to the floor.

Phantom: See this is sound strategy by Drew. Roll out to the floor and get some feeling back into that arm.

Phoenix: It would be sound if he had a chance to do that but Mass Chaos is out on the floor with him and he turns him around and he nails him with a big knife-edge chop and another and another. Drew is reeling as Chaos grabs him and he whips him side first right into the guardrail. Drew is clutching at his arm as Mass Chaos throws him back into the ring and Chaos follows him right in. Chaos quickly grabs him and he puts Drew’s arm behind his back and he has it in a hammerlock and he picks him up and slams him right down on the arm.

Phantom: I like this side of Mass Chaos. Friendship be damned, a shot at the world title and future of Insanity is on the line.

Phoenix: I knew you would approve of these tactics as Drew is down on the mat as Chaos is going to the outside and up to the top rope. Chaos is on the top rope and he goes for the Mad Frog Splash Elbow Drop and HE CONNECTS.

Phantom: Mass Chaos is in the driver’s seat right now. He looks like he is setting up to go to the promise land.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is in the corner and he is just waiting for Drew Michaels to get back to his feet as Drew is slowly starting to stand. Chaos comes running and he nails him with a forearm and another and another. He’s going for the Strikes of Confusion and he goes for the kick and Drew moves out of the way and he goes behind and he has him by the arms…DREW CONNECTS WITH THE KILLSWITCH…ONE…TWO…KICKOUT BY MASS CHAOS.

Phantom: Drew had trouble holding that bridge in the pin due to the damage his arm has to have right now.

Phoenix: Drew is not one to make excuses, but he does clearly have diminished strength in his weakened arm right now as Mass Chaos is back up and he grabs him by that arm and he looks like he might be setting up for The Professor Chaos Lock but Drew counters with his free hand and nails him with a right hand and another and another and Chaos breaks the hold. Drew quickly grabs him and whips him into the corner and he comes running and he nails Mass Chaos with a clothesline. Chaos stumbles forward and Drew quickly grabs him and he hooks him up and he’s going for The Final Cut DDT…but he doesn’t have the strength in his arm to do it.

As Drew shakes his arm trying to get feeling back into it, Mass Chaos rebounds and he grabs the arm once again and goes for The Professor Chaos Lock

Phantom: Mass Chaos is like a shark going to blood in the water with that arm.

Phoenix: And once again Drew Michaels shoves him off saving himself from extraordinary pain. Chaos charges for a clothesline but Drew ducks it and he spins around and he nails Mass Chaos with a headbutt and Chaos is dazed. Drew is signaling for The Final Cut and he has him up…but he loses grip AND CHAOS LOCKS ON THE PROFESSOR CHAOS LOCK. Drew is in the center of the ring and Mass Chaos is bending that arm in the opposite direction. Drew is refusing to submit…but he has nowhere to go.

Phantom: If he doesn’t give up now he’ll end up with a broken arm. Bone can only take so much pressure before it snaps like a twig.

Phoenix: Drew is trying to inch his foot to the ropes and Mass Chaos puts even more pressure on that arm AND HE TAPS. DREW MICHAELS HAS SUBMITTED.

Announcer: The winner of the match via submission and HE IS THE MASTER OF THE ASYLUM… MMMMMMAAAAAASSSSSSSSS CCCCCHHHHHAAAAAAAAOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mass Chaos 4.52 APS + 2.20 AVS = 6.72
Drew Michaels 4.59 APS + 1.10 AVS = 5.69

Phantom: What an unbelievable match from start to finish as these two friends went at it tooth and nail. But in the end it was the same move that defeated the monster Ash Strife…The Professor Chaos Lock…a Kimura that saw Drew Michael’s arm and elbow bend in an un-Godly manner as he finally had to submit. Mass Chaos is on the roll of a life time as he is now The Master Of The Asylum.

Phoenix: A roll of a life time and now it comes with enormous power as Mass Chaos will now have the power of control over the next Insanity. He is also now the first man officially in the Death Cube.

LPW Officials and medics come to check on Drew Michaels who’s arm is being wrapped with ice as Mass Chaos comes to check on his friend and Drew stands up and they look each other in the eye and Mass Chaos raises Drew’s other hand and they hug for a show of sportsmanship.

Phantom: See it is moments like this that make our sport of Profession wrestling so great.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos always felt he was in the shadow of his friend, well tonight that shadow is no more.

Chaos makes his way up the ramp with the biggest smile on his face as Drew walks around in the ring.

Phantom: Someone get this Pyromania trash out of our ring.

As Drew Michaels walks to a corner to stare off into the distance we see someone in a ski-mask hop the barricade.

Pheonix:  Now THAT’S what I call a hostile crowd.

The man in the ski-mask runs over to the ring, and pulls out a steel chair as well as a microphone, before rolling into the ring.  Drew turns his head to look at the masked stranger, when suddenly he is struck over the head with a chair.  Drew goes down hard, and lies lifelessly in the middle of the ring.

Security rushes the ring, surrounding the masked man, but as they approach him, he cracks them over the head with the chair, just like he did to Drew.  Security starts to roll out of the ring, and surrounds the ring from the outside, recovering their wounded. 

The masked stranger rolls Drew Michaels out of the ring, while still carrying the chair as a warning for any of the gaurds attempting to enter the ring.   

Phantom: It looks like our show has been hijacked, what does this  guy think he’s doing?

The man starts to remove his mask, to the roar of the crowd.  He takes it off all the way, revealing himself to be none other than Pyromania star, Ultramarcus.

Phantom:  Ultramarcus has just assaulted and brutalized Drew Michaels!

Marcus starts to speak:

Marcus: That is how I say goodbye.  Goodbye to poor management, goodbye to improper booking, goodbye to selfish general managers.  Goodbye to Pyromania.  And hello to Insanity!  You see Drew my contract was up this weekend, and since Pyromania is currently without a general manager, there was nobody to stop me from jumping ship to Insanity. 

Honestly Drew, it seems like ever since you became General Manager you lived to be a thorn in my side, and to piss me off.  But now that you’ve had that taken away from you, I know exactly how I’m going to get my revenge.  I’m going to take over Insanity, take the World Heavyweight Title for myself, and lead Insanity to YET ANOTHER win at Altered Reality.  See you at Altered Reality 6 Drew. 

Ultramarcus drops the mic, and rolls out of the ring, into the arms of security, who drag him to the back.  He smiles a wide grin as they restrain him.

Phantom: Ultramarcus, the newest member of Insanity has announced his arrival, like only he can.

The scene cuts back to ring side with Phoenix and Phantom at ring side.

Phoenix: With History like that this is going to be an absolute war.

Phantom: “Sick” Nick is a pardon the pun sick man indeed, back in the PWA days the man had blood baths of battles and is a hardcore legend in anyone’s book.

Phoenix: The Man won every title except for the big one here and claimed he didn’t need nor want the World Heavyweight Championship.

Phantom: Much to the anger of cYnical. Well Things will get excessively bloody out here as this new school of LPW gets treated to some old fashioned PWA Violence!


Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the EXTREME BLOOD MATCH! The Only way to win is to render your opponent unconscious by extreme blood loss. Introducing first…

“Epic” by Faith No More blast as an explosion of flames go off with cYnical stepping through the curtains to a massive pop from the crowd.

Mike Announcer: From "The Dark Side of Your Subconscious" weighing in at 190 lbs. He is the G()D of LPW. THIS…IS…CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNICAL!!!

cYn walks down the ramp and steps into the ring before removing his robe. He stares down at the stage intensely.

Mike Announcer: And his opponent…

"Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed plays as Hardcore Legend, “Sick” Nick steps through the curtains with a smile on his face. He starts to walk down the ramp before smacking his forehead and turning around and going right through the curtain.

Phoenix: Where is Nick going?

Phantom: Looks like he forgot something.

Nick returns a mere seconds later pushing a shopping cart filled with assorted hardcore goodies.

Mike Announcer: From New York City, New York weighing in at 243 lbs… He is the LPW Hardcore Legend… “SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK” NICK!!!

He pushes the cart down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope and poses on a turnbuckle for the crowd. He turns to jump off and cYn is right there with a spin kick to take Nick off of his feet.

Phoenix: We start this match off with cYnical stomping away at our Hardcore legend and this really isn’t like cYn to wait before the bell to strike.

Phantom: No it is a smart move on the part of cYnical. He KNOWS how dangerous Nick is and someone like that needs to be kept off of their feet.

Phoenix: Nick wraps his arm around cYn’s Right Ankle and he grabs on to cYn’s leg with his teeth! Nick is biting cYn! cYn tears his leg away and Nick gets up. The two men lock up and Nick overpowers cYnical into a side headlock followed by a “three stooges” double poke to the eye. Nick Drops cYnical with a Russian leg sweep and he goes right for the turnbuckle.

Phantom: Nick is looking to get hardcore already as he is removing the turnbuckle pads for the top rope and the middle rope.

Phoenix: cYn is back up on his feet and Nick instinctively tries to whip him into the unprotected steel turnbuckle. cYn leaps on the second rope and back flips off to catch Nick with a reverse DDT! What agility by cYn but Nick is back up and a surprise belly to back suplex drops cYn as Nick reaches into his pocket and pulls out what looks like a letter opener! Nick is going for blood early as he is on top of cYnical and looks to be digging that blade into his forehead.

Phantom: And we have first blood. If this was just a first blood match then Sick would have won right here but in an extreme Blood match one has to pass out from blood loss. Also is answers our question of can a G()D bleed.

Phoenix: Nick is now grinding his fore arm over that over cut with assorted punches to the head and cYn is able to kick Nick off of him. Quickly getting back to his feet, cYn hits a drop toe hold on Nick directly into the exposed middle Turnbuckle. Wait is he bleeding too? Yes both men are cut open but neither one bleeding to the point to stop this match.

Phantom: Yet… and knowing these two and there history I wouldn’t be surprised if both had to be carried out of here.

Phoenix: Nick is up and cYnical tackles him through the ropes. Both men quickly getting up and Nick drives cYn skull first into the ring post before whipping him into a hip toss and right into the barricade. Nick is charging and cYn moves as Nick goes right over into the crowd.

Phantom: That is one thing I will always love about our fans, they see the wrestlers are in the crowd and they give you room instead of warming in.

Phoenix: cYnical jumps over the barricade and catches a folded up steel chair to the gut by Nick. Nick is up and he slams the chair down across cYn’s back, drops the chair and guides cYn’s head in-between his legs. Is it a power bomb or a piledriver? Looks like a Pile Driver and Nick Drills cYnical head first into the chair and concrete. Nick is up and he slams cYn’s back against the barricade and begins to claw at the gash on his head with his fingers trying to tear it open. cYn with a low blow here. That is not like cYnical to resort to a low blow but when trapped by a madman like “Sick” Nick I don’t blame him.

Phantom: I do. cYn is supposed to be all high and mighty and needing a low blow to win here… doesn’t look right.

Phoenix: cYn jumps back over the barricade and grabs Nick into a suplex. A picture perfect suplex by cYnical to Nick and Nick’s leg bounces off of the steel steps here. Nick Grabs his leg in pain as cYn leaps to the steps and flips off with an elbow drop to Nick’s throat!

Phantom: That will take the wind out of you that is for sure.

Phoenix: cYn picks up Nick and slides him under the bottom rope and he climbs to the top. cYnical Force! And Nick brings his knees up and cYn slumps to the ground and is really grabbing his stomach.

As cYn rolls around, Nick begins to tear his pants around his knee area to reveal knee pads with broken glass glued to them.

Phantom: There is no shocker why. Look at cYn’s stomach!

cYn is rolling around on the ground and Nick slides back under the rope and grabs a chair. He slides back into the ring and begins to stalk cYnical.

Phoenix: cYnical slowly rises and Nick drills him with a vicious Chair Shot! Look at the Blood.

Phantom: cYnical sits up and another devastating Shot by Nick! cYn looks out cold.

The referee slides next to cYnical and raises his arm, only for it to slump to the mat.

Phantom: That is odd, The referee is using the same format to see if a Submission has knocked someone out to check the status of cYnical.

Phoenix: Well that format does work for a submission tap is due to pain but if his arm drops 3 times he is out. The ref goes for a second time and cYn’s arm stands straight up. cYn kips up and explodes into Nick with a flying forearm. Both men are down and Now cYnical rolls out of the ring and looks towards Nick’s shopping cart of goodies. Nick slides a duffle bag under the ropes and slides a box of light tubs in after it. Nick gets up and Drop kicks cYnical as he enters the ring before going for the box of tubs.

Phantom: Light Tubs don’t really seem that painful; but it is broken glass so I can buy it.

Both men are up and Nick as a light tube in each hand. He swings at cYnical only for cYn to duck. Side kick to the gut makes Nick drop the tubes and a neck breaker drops Nick.

Phoenix: Nick is down and cYn grabs the tubes… standing leg drop to the face with two light tubes under his legs.

Phantom: He might have hurt himself just as much!

cYnical goes to the bag and begins to dump the contents into the ring. A staple gun, a cheese grater, a pair of brass knuckles, a steel chain, a fire place poker among other items drop to the ground.

Phantom: Nick brought some toys to the ring, but it looks like cynical is going to be the one having fun here.

Phoenix:cYnical take what looks like a pair of handcuff and now he stalks Nick. Nick gets up to swing at cYnical and cYnical locks one of Nick’s Arms into the cuffs. Nick swings with his other arm and clocks cYnical upside the head and he grabs cYn and DDT! Nick Turns and grabs the cheese grater and he begins to slice the flesh from cYnical already gaping bleeding forehead!

Phantom: Must you be so descriptive?

Phoenix:Yes I must and back to the action, cYnical’s forehead is flowing like a river here but a gut shot to Nick allows him to break free. cYnical rolls out of the way right over the hardcore items and Nick is stalking him. Nick reaches down and cYnical drops Nick with a shot to the head.

Phantom: Brass Knuckles… cYn was able to slide on a pair of brass knuckles.

Nick looks to be out cold but before the ref could look to do the arm count, cYn rolls him over and hand cuffs Nicks other arm behind himself.

Phoenix: “Sick” Nick is defenseless! cYn pulls him up and grabs him to the corner. cYn is bleeding a lot more then Nick but this appears to be the chance to even it up. cYn is going for the steel chain and he ties Nick hand cuffed arms to the turnbuckle.

Phantom: cYn is looking at the fire place poker and the staple gun unsure which one to grab… and he grabs both!

cYn walks up to Nick looking at the Fire Poker and cracks Nick in the knees.

Phoenix: I repeat Nick is defenseless here and cYnical is looking to take this legend out of commission. As Nick slumps down with his arms hanging up. cYn steps on the middle turnbuckle and he begins to press staples into the forehead of Nick.

Phantom: Clever boots clever…

Phoenix: What are you talking about?

Phantom:Look at Nick, with his arms hanging higher he can reach his own wrists.

Phoenix: That doesn’t help him he is handcuffed-

Phantom: Unless Nick had a backup plan if his own toys were used against him. Like that a safety switch!

Nick is able to free his arms in which he uses to swing back in a normal motion to upper cut cYnical right in the groin sending the G()D of LPW flying off of the corner.

Phoenix: Nick gets up off the ground but looks to be on shaky knees. Both men are busted wide open, they can’t keep this up. cYn doesn’t look any better either.

Phantom: cYn gets up, both men a bloody mess.

Phoenix: Nick stumbles to cYn and throws a punch, cYn grabs his arm and drops him in a arm bar. cYn rolls over Nick to place him into a headlock. He stands up still holding Nick’s head and Bulldogs him right back to the ground… right onto a pile of light tubes. A face full of glass and cYn lets go of Nick to catch is breathe as the referee checks on Nick. He raises his arm one… twice… Nick holds his arm up! The Sick one is still in this. cYnical pulls him and whips Nick towards the ropes and a double clothesline drops both men.

Phantom: Neither man is up and the referee is starting the mandatory 10 count.

one…two…three…four…five…six…seven…eight…

Phantom: Both men slowly get up but they cannot keep this up that is for damn sure.

Phoenix: Nick tackles cYn to the ground and slams him with a head butt. Nick picks up cYn and drops him with a DDT! He is calling for the Sick Bomb can this be it for cYnical? Nick picks up cYn and hoists him up. Nick is wiggling free and he slides down Nick’s back… this looks just like Altered Reality V where he reverses into the Negative Outlook! Nick is up and cYn drills him to the matt! The referee goes and lifts Nick’s arm… that’s once…twice…three times! cYnical wins the Extreme blood match!

Mike Announcer: Here is your winner… CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNICAL!!!

cYnical 3.92 APS + 2.00 AVS = 5.92
“Sick” Nick 4.06 APS + 1.30 AVS = 5.36

“Epic” by Faith no more blast and cYn falls to the ground he uses the ropes to pull himself back up as Nick slowly gets to his feet. Nick slowly walks up to cYnical and holds out his hand. cYn looks at before slowly accepting. Nick then raises cYn’s arm to before turning to leave when cYn pulls him back to the center and points to the crowd. A huge “Thank You Nick” chant breaks out as Nick does a final bow to the crowd and cYn gives him the stage to say good bye on one last time.

Phoenix: What a classic show of sportsman ship after that bloodbath. It is always touching to see longtime rivals shake hands.

Phantom: Yeah I doubt that will happen again for a long time so enjoy the moment BP.

Phoenix: The next match is sure to be brutal for sure. The second ever Escape from Hell match in LPW history. Lives will be changed here.

Phantom: Careers can very well be ended here tonight.

Phoenix: The Prophecy of Violence earned this title shot at Pyromania’s last pay per view and have had several battle with the Undisputed Tag Team champions, the Wisemen.

Phantom: The Wisemen talking the victory in the matches but the sheer numbers of the POV getting the better of the Tag Champs.

Phoenix: But now in one of the top three most barbaric matches that numbers game won’t account for much.


Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the Escape from Hell match and it is for the LPW UNDISPUTED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. The only way to win this match is to escape from hell and retrieve the championships hanging above the ring of fire.

The camera cut to the double ring structure with the ring of fire coming to life before focusing on the tag team titles already hanging above the ring.

Mike Announcer: Introducing the challangers…

“Hand Em High” by The Dropkick Murphy’s plays as the Prophecy of Violence steps out on stage.

Mike Announcer: Representing Pyromania, being accompanied to the ring by Sean Jensen at a combined weight of 394 lbs, Matt Clark… Dick Dynamo… THE PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPHECY OF VIOLENCE!!!

The POV walks down the ramp towards the double ring and they slide under the barbed wire ring ropes as Sean is instructed to wait outside of the cell.

Mike Announcer: Now Introducing the Champions…

“Smasher/Devour” by Fear Factory plays as the Tag Team Champions, The Wisemen step out on stage.

Mike Announcer: Representing Insanity and the Apocalypse, at a combined weight of 655 lbs, Ash Strife… LPW Hardcore Champion X… the LPW Undisputed Tag Team Champions… The WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISEMEN!!!

The Wisemen step off the ramp towards the cell structure, X toss the Hardcore championship down as both men slide under the barbed wire as the Ref calls for the bell and the structure is lowered.

Phoenix: And POV doesn’t even wait for the Champions to get to their feet. Dynamo and Clark stomp away at X and Strife. The Champs start to power their way to their feet and the Wisemen shove the POV away to get up. The POV charges at Strife and hit him with a double dropkick to keep the big man off of his feet. The challengers back to their feet but a double arm clothesline by the Hardcore champion takes both men down.

Phantom: Notice how neither of the four men seem to be going all out quite yet?

Phoenix: What do you mean?

Phantom: Well it is very clear that not one of these men are going all out right there. Look at it; they know what is at stake in this match and the dangers in it. There is no room for mistake here as one slip up can end a career here.

Phoenix: Well that is a valid point. But all four men are back up. Dynamo and Clark seem to be huddling in the corner to talk strategy as X holds Ash back as he tries to talk Ash down.

Phantom: I don’t see that happening at all.

Phoenix: The POV Huddle breaks up and the Wisemen just stand there waiting for the POV to make a move. Wait are they turning their back on the POV? Yes they are. The Wisemen just no sold the POV’s presence in the ring and the POV snaps.

Phantom: That is the experience of the Wisemen showing.

Phoenix: The POV charges and the Wisemen turn and drop the POV with surprise gut shots. The Wisemen pick up the POV and power whip them towards the barbed wire ropes and the POV slams on the breaks at the last minute… and here come the Wisemen flying into the POV and they get a chest full of the barbed wire and look at the pain on their faces.

Phantom: BP Let me cut your chest open with Barbed wire and you not look like you’re in pain.

Phoenix: No thank you. But The Wisemen look to shove the POV back into the wire again but a double side step and a drop toe hold sends the Champions right into the barbed wire. Both teams have had a chest full of the wire but the POV climbs to the top turnbuckle and stereo top rope dropkicks send the Wisemen to the mat. Dynamo stomping at X, Clark at Strife… this is honestly not the way I expected this match to start out. Clark goes to his partner and they hit X with a double suplex.  Strife is up and a double drop toe hold brings him back down and the POV each grab a leg to put him in to a double full Boston crab.

Phantom: Strife’s legs are so strong it is taking both men to hold both of his legs back but there strategy is genius. If they can keep Strife off his legs or take his legs away this will be a two on one match and become that much easier to win.

Phoenix: POV are cranking his legs back and X kicks Clark in the back of the head before grabbing Dynamo and hitting a strong body slam. Strife is up and the Champions finally seem to have the match right where they want it. Strife and X pick up Clark and send him flying against the steel cage wall above the barbed wire before he crashes to the ground.

Phantom: Look at Dynamo! He is climbing above the barbed wire up the first cage and he is near the top. Brilliant plan by POV.

Phoenix: But the Wisemen are hot on his tail. Dynamo is in-between the cage and the cell now and the Wisemen follow. Clark is getting up and he follow suit but in the meantime Dynamo is all alone as Strife tackles Dynamo into the Cell wall and bounces his head off of steel ring post. X reaches under the ring and has a chair he slowly stalks Dynamo but Clark is down now and hits X with a low blow and DDTs X headfirst into the broken glass that covers the floor.

Phantom: Yeeeeeouch! Not my idea of a good time but Clark now has that steel chair and drills Strife in the back of the head while he was hanging Dynamo above the ground.

Phoenix: Clark rises the chair again and slams Ash a second…third…forth time and Ash finally falls down. X gets up and is busted wide open. We are not used to seeing the prophet of the truth in this bloody condition. Dynamo sees this and tackles X back down  onto the broken glass as Ash catches the chair that Clark is swinging down and reverses it into Clark’s face. Strife is back up now and grabs Clark with both hands and tosses him back first onto the glass as X is able to throw Dynamo off of him and starts his own ground and pound.

Phantom: All four men are bloodied up in some fashion but this match isn’t even halfway done yet.

Phoenix:  X gets up off of Dynamo and starts to look towards the door to escape. He kicks at the cell door trying to bust it open.  Clark surprises Ash with a low blow and Dynamo and Clark each grab one of Ash’s legs and they drag him through the glass… that is a flashback from the last match when the legendary MWA did that same move.

Phantom: The POV is not the MWA but regardless this is an effective move. Ash’s chest is all busted open.

Phoenix: X gets the door open finally and X is the first to escape from Hell but now he must face the flames if he wants to retain the tag team championship.

Phantom: But he is leaving his tag team partner all alone in there… but again when your partner in Ash Strife I guess he can hang.

Phoenix: You are absolutely right as Ash is up and he powers his way up to his feet. Dynamo and Clark are beating on Ash but he is absorbing that punishment. Strife is a bloody mess here but he just keeps coming.

Phantom: What a flying shoulder block! He ran right through him, Jim Brown would be proud!

Phoenix: Forget Jim Brown; The Juggernaut himself would be jealous of a breakthrough like that. Ash follows X out of the Cell and the POV are quick on their tails.

X takes a ladder and tosses it over the flames and into the ring and goes for a second ladder when Clark bulldogs him to the ground.

Phoenix: All four men have escaped the Hell now but with Clark attacking X and Strife slamming Dynamo against the cell wall. It is just amazing that Jensen has stayed out of this.

Phantom: Maybe he wants POV to prove they really can beat the Wisemen without help.

Phoenix: Could be. But back to action, Dynamo is tossed again to the cell but he climbs up some and dives off with a splash onto Ash Strife and plants him to the ground!

Phantom: What athletic ability by Dick Dynamo!

Phoenix: No doubt about it there but Clark is climbing the ladder on the outside and goes to dive into the ring but X pushes the ladder over and Clarke crashes to the padding around the ring. X was not going to allow Clarke to enter the ring first as he starts to reset the ladder and here comes Dynamo with a steel chair.

Dynamo hits X in the back after the Ladder is set up. Still holding the chair Dynamo climbs half way up and dives off with a splash onto X

Phoenix: This is not good for X but that same move took just as much out of Dynamo I feel.

Phantom: it very well could have and Ash is now up and the other three men are all down but Clark begins to stir.

Phoenix: Clark reaches up and strikes Ash in the stomach to little effect. He strikes again and Ash lifts him into a modified side slam.

Phantom: That padded ground only gives so much protection but still that looked to knock the wind out of Clark.

Phoenix: X and Dynamo both stir, X climbs up the ladder and leaps into the ring as Dynamo quickly does the same.

Phantom: There are two men in the ring, two men outside of the ring. Clark or Ash, the first one to get in the ring I feel that team will win. I can’t be that hard to keep a man out of a ring of fire and a two on one advantage cannot be overcome after the punishment these four have faced.

Phoenix: X whips Dynamo off of the rope and catches him with a back body drop and the flames come to life! While on the outside Ash is slowly pushing Clark’s face towards the flames… someone needs to stop this!

Phantom: No Clark just saved himself… via that low blow. Clark might have saved his life there and now Clark is in the ring. I am betting for a sure upset here tonight.

Phoenix: Clark and Dynamo circle X… Clark shoots for his legs and Dynamo dropkicks X right off of his feet. Dynamo grabs the ladder and sets it up in the corner. Clark picks up X and whips him towards the ladder and X is sprawled against the ladder. Dynamo ducks down in front and Clark charges and hit a whisper in the wind crushing X into the ladder.

Phantom: The POV look excited here and they turn around right into a double flying clothesline from the titan of ultra-violence!

Phoenix: Ash scoops up his partner and turns towards the POV… Ash charges and he tackles Dynamo right over the ropes and both men fall into the flames!

Phantom: On fire… THEY ARE ON FIRE!

Security runs down with fire extinguishers and begins to spray down Dynamo and Strife.

Phoenix: Both men seem down for the moment but that leaves X and Clark in the ring to win this match.  Jensen is on the outside looking at the carnage and he tosses a steel chair into the ring but X tackles Clark out of the way and catches it.

Phantom: Talk about your all time backfires!

Phoenix: X swings the chair and Clark instinctively ducks down and the chair rebounds off of the ropes and catches X in the face.

Phantom: Clark is the only man standing here and he has the chance to win the tag team championship right here.

Matt Clark takes the ladder and starts to set it up. Ash Strife gets up as Dynamo slowly does the same.

Phoenix: Look at Dynamo! He climbed up Ash like a ladder and leaped right over the open flames… the POV is back in this one.
Phantom: But Ash is doing the same via a ladder.

Phoenix: Clark and Dynamo ignore the standing ladder and the downed X for the moment and the POV hit a double DDT onto Strife… he starts to get back up and a double elbow drop to the back of Ash keeps him down.

Phantom: Now the POV are both at a top rope for stereo off the top aerial maneuvers.

Clark with a leg drop to the back of Ash’s neck and a Dynamo with a splash to the back of Strife.

Phoenix: Impressive double team work by POV but while attempting to take out Ash.

Phantom: But they are forgot about X! He is halfway up the ladder towards the gold!

The fan reaction to X being half way up gets the POV’s attention and they bolt up the ladder on the other side.

Phoenix:  POV is at the top now and they are trading blows with X. This is a two on one assault and X looks like he is starting to fumble at the top of the ladder!

Phantom: X slide down! X slide down we are going to have new Champions!

The POV reach for the gold but stop to give each other a high 5.

Phantom: They are celebrating too early…

Phoenix: Clark reaches for the gold BUT HERE IS ASH STRIFE! HE HAS CLARK ON HIS SHOULDER… STRIFE SPIKE RIGHT INTO THE FLAMES!

Phantom: That is not Ash… THAT IS CAK! LOOK AT HIS EYES! And Dynamo is in complete Shock!

Phoenix: Snap out of if Dick and win the titles!

Dynamo turns remembering where he is when he gets a chair shot to the face by X and falls off of the ladder.

Phoenix: X is alone on top of the ladder he tosses the chair down and reaches for the gold… The Wisemen retain!

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winners and still Undisputed Tag Team Champions… X… Ash Strife… THE WIIIIIIIIISEMEN!!!
 
X & Strife 4.18 APS + 3.95 APS + 2.00 AVS = 10.13
Dynamo & Clark 3.98 APS + 3.75 APS + 1.30 AVS = 9.03
 
Phoenix: The POV where so close but their own arrogance costs them DEARLY here.

Phantom: As I said earlier they are celebrating way too early and now they are paying for it. This did show these two can hang with the big boys but with some more experience I know these two will be tag team champions one day.

The flames die down as as X tosses a tag title too CAK. Jensen slides into the ring with a microphone as Clark and Dynamo slowly get up.

Jensen: What the hell, guys? After all the advice I've given you the past few months, all the training I've given you, and all the opportunities that I made sure you got, you still couldn't beat the Wisemen?

X grabs the microphone from the ring announcer. He wipes the sweat out of his eyes and begins to speak.

X: You seem surprised, Sean. I mean did you really really believe your children could ever stand a chance against two focused, savage men? You’re even more pathetic than I’ve tried telling CAK over here.

Crowd begins booing the Tag Team Champions. Dynamo grabs the microphone from his POV brethren, Sean Jensen.

Dynamo: HEY! Y…

Suddenly, Jensen snatches the microphone back.

Jensen: Shut up Richard! Now, it seems to me that I was wrong about you three. From the beginning, when I first thought up the POV, I envisioned an unstoppable force. I built the three of you up from useless jobbers, to competitors who I thought would be more than capable of handling themselves. You beat Australis, good job. But you failed to beat the guys that truly matter. You three are pathetic. I hold two championships in my trophy cabinet, one of them while I was mentoring you... and what do you losers have? Absolutely nothing.

Phoenix: This is uncalled for. They’ve already lost. There’s no need to brow beat them.

Phantom: I’m finding this to be quite entertaining, Phoenix. Pass the popcorn.

Jensen: I was talking to someone who shall remain nameless, and he persuaded me to go onto greener pastures. Thanks to him, I decided to make a..."wise" choice. Heh.

A small wave of boos begin circulating through the crowd.

Jensen: That's right, Prophets. You no longer have a leader!

Phoenix and Phantom: WHAT!?!

Jensen: The Apocalypse has gained a new member, and with my acquisition, we now rule ALL of LPW. Pyromania...you're my plaything now. ALL HAIL THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Phoenix: With X and CAK walking closer behind Jensen, Jensen floors Dynamo and Clark with a double clothesline! And look at those two vultures, The Wisemen, are stomping the hell out of Clark and Dynamo. What the hell is going on!?!

Phantom: EASY! Sean Jensen has finally learned…the TRUTH! Look at the new Apocalypse. Ruthlessly pounding the Prophecy of Violence. This is the facelift that Ash spoke of earlier tonight… Sean Jensen has joined the Apocalypse!

Phoenix: Jensen is standing there in the middle of the ring with that sick smirk on his face. Why would he do this to the men that looked up to him? Why turn your back on them in this heinous and cowardly way?!

Phantom: Who cares? It’s happening. The Wisemen have decimated the POV in those corners. POV can’t even stand. Clark is slumped over in the corner and Dynamo is lifeless on the mat and this crowd is hating every minute of it!

Phoenix: Now what are they doing?

X faces the entrance and motions towards the back. From behind the curtain, two metal caskets are wheeled down the ramp. On the front of the first casket is a sign that reads “Clark”, on the second, the sign reads “Richard”. The caskets are set up next to the ring and X and CAK exit the ring and open each casket. Jensen rolls Dynamo into his casket then tosses Clark over the ropes and into his casket. X and CAK shut the caskets then placing locks on each of them. Sean Jensen rolls out of the ring, microphone in hand, as X and CAK begin pushing the caskets up the ramp.

Phantom: I’m all for violence but this may be inching closer to crossing that “line”.

Phoenix: I’m with the thousands of fans here who are unloading their displeasure at The Apocalypse. This has gone on far enough.

At the top of the ramp, X and CAK position the caskets next to each other. CAK takes the microphone from Jensen.

CAK: Hehehe LPW playtime has ended. We have trimmed the fat of Syanide and replaced him with a man of infinite potential in Sean Jensen. Jensen, it is time to prove to us why we chose you…

Jensen nods his head and takes a deep breath. He places one hand on each casket with such delicacy. Suddenly, begins pushing both caskets with all of his might.

Phoenix: No, no. Someone has got to stop them. Anyone in the back? Somebody do something.

Both caskets begin inching closer to the edge of the ramp until…

Phoenix: NOO!!! That is a 15 foot drop easily and no protection! The POV needs help! Stop this madness!

Phantom: Now that The Wisemen took control of The Apocalypse, I fear they may be even more dangerous than ever.

X: Good! And don’t fret about that fluke win that clown had with YOUR Western Heritage States Championship. We have made a career of owning Justus and you soon shall too.

CAK: And to the rest of the scum in this arena! We are still not complete but our fourth and final brother will make his presence known when he is good and ready.

Jensen: And if you pissants want an explanation, tune into Pyromania 19.1. It’s going to be a scorcher. But for now and forever, LONG LIVE THE APOCALYPSE!

Jensen drops the microphone as all three men raise their arms in celebration. CAK holds his Championship high, X does the same with his gold and Jensen has a look of pure evil on his face before the three disappear behind stage.

EMTs have arrived and stagehands have rushed to the casket with lock cutting equipment to get the Clark and Dynamo out of the caskets. After carefully laying the caskets down, they are successful in unlocking the caskets. The EMTS begin checking on the prone bodies of Clark and Dynamo.

Phoenix: I just can’t believe what we’ve just seen. This crowd is stunned and they all have a look of concern on their faces for Clark and Dynamo.

Phantom: That. Was. Amazing. The fact that Jensen is a Pyromania star aligned with The Wisemen just creates more intrigue! I love being intrigued.

Phoenix: True, but as long as The Wisemen hold the Tag Team Championships, they can go to Pyromania whenever they want. These three individuals are sick and it looks like their fun has just begun.

EMTs take the POV out on stretchers to ensure there is no spinal damage as the camera cuts backstage.

Phoenix: Now for the moment we have been waiting for, ladies and gentlemen. The Main event of the evening! This match has a lot of twists and turns that will make this a must watch. You have three men with three different stories here, Phantom.

Phantom: Indeed, Phoenix. When it comes to the challengers, we have the returning legend Rabbi, who came back from Hiatus during Insanity: Gold. He went on to defeat Number one contender Seth Omega two straight shows, the second match earning him a spot here at The Madness during the Trials of Scorpio. While Rabbi has always been a standup guy, there have been some wondering if he is in league with Scorpio, judging by the fact that he was brought back to LPW by Scorpio.

Phoenix: The other challenger to Morpheus' title is Seth Omega, who won the Fan vote for Number one contender after his hard fought battle with Mass Chaos during At All Costs. While some have openly questioned his credibility as Number one contender from a fan poll, namely General Manager Eric Scorpio, Seth Omega has been a thorn in the side of Scorpio since day one.

Phantom: Yes he has “stood up to the boss”, but Omega didn't stop the whispers about his legitimacy of being number one contender by losing not once, but twice against Rabbi. And he has called out World Champion Morpheus as the supposed member of Scorpio's Apocalypse and for causing the fracture in the relationship between the Anarchists, though Omega should look at himself in the mirror on that.

Phoenix: Are you of all people calling someone out for being a bastard? That is hilarious, Phantom. Seth and Storme have been building there camaraderie back the recently, so that may be out. What isn't out is Omega's desire to climb the mountain and prove his doubters wrong. Rabbi wishes to do the same, to prove to himself and his doubters that he can win the big one. But standing in there way is Morpheus, the champ.

Phantom: Morpheus defeated Sheepster in March to win the title than successfully defended his belt against cYnical in a classic at Insanity: Gold. Morpheus knows how dangerous both men are, but you can never doubt “the Master of the Dream Realm.”


“Digital Bath” by the Deftones blares on the PA as Rabbi walks out of the curtain to thunderous applause. A few in the front row playfully rag the Rabbi for his baseball allegiances as he slides into the ring and stares toward the ramp. “Nightmare” by Avenged Sevenfold blares on the PA as Seth Omega comes slowly out of the curtain down the ramp to a mostly positive reaction. Seth acknowledges the love from the crowd and slides into the ring. He glares at Rabbi briefly than climbs the turnbuckle and poses to the crowd. As Seth comes off the turnbuckle, “Blackwater” by Symphorce blares on the PA as the World Heavyweight Champion comes out of the curtain and down the ramp, getting a raucous reception from the Boston crowd. Morpheus slowly walks into the ring and holds the belt up, showing his challengers the prize they are after.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your main event and is a Triple Threat match scheduled for one fall and is for the LPW World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 210 lbs. In his return to Boston, this is LPW Legend, THE RAAAAAAABBI!!! Next, hailing from Nashville, Tennessee and weighing in tonight at 314 lbs. He is the number one contender and The Strong Style Messiah! This is SEEEEEEEETH OMEGA!!! And now introducing the reigning and defending champion! He weighs in tonight at 256 lbs. He is “The Master of the Dream Realm”! This is MOOOOOOOORPHEUS!!!


The bell rings as Morpheus steps in the middle of the ring and summons both men to bring it. Rabbi comes out first and tries to rush Morpheus, but Morpheus dodges and clotheslines Rabbi. Omega comes next and nails Morpheus with a couple of forearm strikes to the face of Morpheus, but Morpheus blocks the third and hits Omega with a number of forearm strikes of his own. Rabbi attempts to rush both men, but Omega and Morpheus see him and double back body drop the Rabbi, only to continue to exchange strikes. Rabbi gets up and dropkicks both men, knocking Morpheus down. Seth stays up and tries to rush Rabbi, but gets taken down with a drop toe hold. Morpheus tries to rush Rabbi, but he rolls out of danger.

Phoenix: This match started out furiously with all three men going at it. Morpheus invited both men to show him what they got and they did. We have a stale mate currently.

Phantom: While all three men are of the same height, Rabbi is the lightest man here. He is going to have to use his experience and speed to stay in this. Omega and Morpheus have similar styles and both men are willing to do what it takes to win, though Rabbi has shown that trait in the past as well. Morpheus is going to have to be mindful of both Omega and Rabbi, while Omega, while he has a flawless PPV record in his LPW career, can't allow the stakes of this match to get to him.

Phoenix: All three men circle around, looking to see who is going to start. And Seth Omega ends the waiting game by attacking Rabbi with a quick forearm strike! Omega kicks Rabbi savagely in the stomach and throws him out of the ring. Omega now walks right into Morpheus face! This is the match up he wanted.

Phantom: Good strategy to get the third man out, but he better not get too arrogant.

Phoenix: Both men lockup, but Seth muscles Morpheus to the corner. Seth starts to release the lock up, but hits Morpheus with a back elbow. And Seth with a succession of knife edge chops to the chest of Morpheus. He goes for a big right hand, but Morpheus with a block! Morpheus now with a strong elbow strike to Seth's face. He hits him with a right hand and Irish whips him to the ropes. Seth goes for a lariat, Morpheus ducks. Morpheus takes down Seth with a back elbow to the face.

Phantom: Both men better keep a good eye on Rabbi. He is getting his wits about him.

Phoenix: Rabbi climbs onto the apron, only for Morpheus to hit him with a forearm strike to the floor. Morpheus turns around and picks up Seth. He hits Seth with two strong right hands. He Irish whips him to the ropes. Morpheus looks for a backbody drop...but Seth kicks him back up! Seth with a number of elbows to the face of Morpheus. He winds up for the rolling elbow, but Morpheus dodges...and Both men get taken down by the Rabbi, who just came off the top rope with a double clothesline!

Phantom: Rabbi flies only when necessary. This was one of those moments where he needed to dust that out of the playbook, as both Seth and Morpheus where keeping him out of the match.

Phoenix: Both men get up and Seth charges Rabbi first, but Rabbi ducks under and hits Morpheus with a back elbow! He turns around and hits Seth in the stomach with a sole butt kick. Rabbi runs to the ropes, looking for the spinning neck breaker, but Morpheus stops him with knee to the stomach. Morpheus goes to grab Seth, but Seth hits him with a European uppercut, sending the champ staggering to the corner! We have a stalemate again!

Phantom: All three are going at it strong, while at the same time knowing when to take a break to re-strategize. Omega and Morpheus seem to want to get Rabbi out of the picture, but they hasn't stopped him. And it was nice seeing Rabbi dust off a move that I used to do as a tribute to the great Larry Zybsyko, the spin kick to the stomach, also known as the Sole butt kick.

Phoenix: And as usual Phantom finds a way to make this match about him. Anyway, all three men are again circling each other, looking for an opening...and Rabbi and Omega gang up on Morpheus! Both men with strong strikes to the champ. And Omega throws the champ out of the ring. He turns around and gets hit with an elbow by Rabbi, which stuns him but doesn't take him down.

Phantom: Omega has some business to settle with Rabbi. It seems the strategy so far has been to try to make this match one on one for spurts, though this was the first instance of cooperation between any of the participants in the match.

Phoenix: Rabbi continues to hit Omega with right hands, but Omega starts to chuckle and tells the LPW Legend to hit him harder! Rabbi runs to the ropes and hits him with a strong forearm shot. Omega holds his face and gives a mock applause and shouts at Rabbi to hit him again. Rabbi runs to the ropes again. Omega appears to be going for a lariat, but Rabbi dodges! Rabbi with a dropkick to the knee of Omega, dropping him on one knee...and Rabbi just blasted Omega with a running boot to the face!

Phantom: Ask and you shall receive! He wanted Rabbi to hit him hard and Rabbi found a way to get the big man in a position that would be advantageous to Rabbi and Rabbi capitalized!

Phoenix: Rabbi picks the stunned Omega up and starts to reign down forearms to the back. He runs to the ropes, maybe looking for the spinning neck breaker again.


As Rabbi runs to the ropes, Omega shows a good sense of awareness and catches Rabbi with an inverted atomic drop, than hits a stiff lariat that flips over the LPW Legend. Omega holds his arm from the impact of the blow, than picks up Rabbi and shoves him into the corner.

Phoenix: What a nice combination by Seth Omega, countering Rabbi with the inverted atomic drop and combining it with that brutal short arm lariat!

Phantom: Seth seems to be favoring that arm a bit from that shot to Rabbi, but he is now in control. But Morpheus is coming back into the ring.

Phoenix: Seth with a two very brutal chops to the Rabbi. Irish whip to the Rabbi, but Rabbi tries to counter...and Seth hits Rabbi with a spinning Belly to Belly Suplex. Shades of Scott Steiner there. Seth gets up, only for Morpheus hit him with a strong uppercut to the jaw! He kicks Seth in the stomach and moves back a few feet. Boot to the head of Seth sending him flying out of the ring!

Phantom: And now Rabbi is at the mercy of the champion. Seth seemed to have control but wasn't mindful of where the champ was.

Phoenix: Morpheus picks up Rabbi and hits him with two right hands. He has Rabbi and lifts him up for a vertical suplex and holds him up for a few seconds...and he throws Rabbi down with a gourd buster! Morpheus picks Rabbi up again and points toward his arm, looking for the lariat. He runs to the ropes...and Seth Omega trips the champion up and drags him out of the ring into the arena floor!

Phantom: This could get ugly early! Don't underestimate Seth Omega's lust to use weapons in a match, as much as he swears he is trying to uses his fists as weapons. Once a Hardcore specialist always a hardcore specialist!

Phoenix: Since his match with Mass Chaos, to counter Phantom's claim, Seth has been more reliant on his tools as a fighter than weapons. And didn't you used to fight in hardcore matches, Mr. Old School?

Phantom: …


Seth starts to unload on Morpheus with fists to the face, but Morpheus answers back with a number of right hands of his own. Both men start exchanging elbow strikes, but Seth gets the upperhand. He kicks Morpheus in the stomach and throws him into the guardrail. Before Seth can truly admire his handy work, Rabbi gets on the ring apron and runs toward Seth, hitting him with a running knee off the apron that hits Seth flush in the temple, knocking the big man down. Rabbi then sees Morpheus still down on the guardrail. He runs toward Morpheus and hits him with a running dropkick into the chest, keeping Morpheus down.

Phoenix:  After Seth got the upper hand, Rabbi capitalized with a running knee off the ring apron and then gave a shot to Morpheus to keep him down for a bit. Rabbi grabs Seth and tosses him back into the ring. Rabbi enters quickly and drags Seth Omega to the corner. He hits Seth with two hard chops. Rabbi is running to the opposite corner and is looking to knock Omega out again! Rabbi runs...and Seth counters by dumping him into the corner turnbuckle! Seth with a vicious elbow that causes Rabbi to be seated in the corner! This could mean trouble!

Phantom: I hope that he doesn't decide to bust out the stinkface! Omega’s Ass leads to instant AIDS

Phoenix: Are you serious? Anyway, Seth looking for the corner boot scraps. He scraps his boot across the face of Rabbi three times and runs to the ropes, looking for the big boot scrape to finish things off. He bounces off the ropes...and gets caught with a lariat from Morpheus! Morpheus slid into the ring and just decapitated Omega!

Phantom: We can only be so lucky… but Morpheus took his time to recover from the guardrail assault and now has Omega down and Rabbi in a world of hurt! Things appear to be looking good for the champ in the early goings.

Phoenix: Morpheus turns around after the lariat and lifts up Rabbi from the corner. He lifts him up in a fireman's carry, but Rabbi counters into a crucifix pin! Morpheus quickly gets out and up, but Rabbi hits him with a boot to the stomach. Rabbi grabs Morpheus and takes him down with a snap suplex! Rabbi runs to the ropes and hits Morpheus with a running knee to the head!

Phantom: Rabbi is showing me how much he wants this. He has taken some big punishment from both Omega and Morpheus, but is finding a way to give as good as he's getting.

Phoenix: Rabbi sees Omega is getting up and kicks him in the stomach. He picks Omega up and hits him with some right hands. Rabbi goes for a hurricanrana, the same move he defeated Omega with at Insanity: Gold...and Omega has him up still! He runs Rabbi to the corner and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle! Rabbi is down seated in the corner! Seth shakes the cobwebs and runs to the ropes. He hits Rabbi with the face wash in the corner! Rabbi rolls out limp to the arena floor!

Phantom: That leaves the original number one contender in the ring with the champ. And Omega has that look in his eye. This is his moment!

Phoenix: Omega charges toward Morpheus and hits him with a number of right hands and follows up with a vicious European Uppercut that sends the champ sprawling to the corner. Seth picks Morpheus up and starts to just tear into him with elbow strikes. He backs up to the middle of the ring and runs toward Morpheus. Running knee to the head! Morpheus is down!

Rabbi attempts to get back into the ring, but Seth sees him and kicks him in the gut. He drags Morpheus to the middle of the ring, than goes to Rabbi and kicks him in the stomach. He lifts up Rabbi and powerbombs him on top of Morpheus. Omega shoves Rabbi off of Morpheus and goes for a cover.

Phoenix: Omega going for the first cover of the match! One..two...Morpheus kicks out after two!

Phantom: I noticed that Omega went right back to work on Morpheus instead of whining to the referee. That is showing some improvement. He's still a prick.

Phoenix: Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black, Phantom?

Phantom: Shut it, Phoenix!

Phoenix: Seth picks Morpheus up and has him in a front neck lock. He is keeping Morpheus immobilized. Seth lets go and grabs Morpheus' arm. He's going for a short arm clothesline...but Morpheus ducks and dumps Omega on the back of his head with a backdrop suplex! Seth pops up to his feet from the impact, but falls back down!

Phantom: This could be a turning point in the match! Or it could be just one of many momentum shifts. Who knows?

Phoenix: Morpheus picks up Omega and Irish whips him into the corner. He picks up the Rabbi and places him in the opposite corner. What is Morpheus planning to do?

Phantom: Not sure Phoenix, but unpredictability has always been Morpheus' strong suit.

Phoenix: Morpheus runs toward Omega and hits him with a running elbow strike in the corner, knocking the big man down! Morpheus than runs straight for Rabbi...and hits him with a corner clothesline! Rabbi is down! And the crowd is going wild for these three men! Morpheus drags Rabbi to the center of the ring for the cover! One...two...Seth crawls and shoves Morpheus off of Rabbi!

Phantom: Morpheus was close to having this. Seth Omega made sure that his dream is still intact.

Phoenix: Morpheus pushes his boot across Omega's head and forces him out of the ring. Morpheus turns his attention toward Rabbi, lifting him up. He goes for a vertical suplex, but Rabbi spins out! Elbow to the back of the head, and Rabbi with a bulldog to Morpheus!

Morpheus gets up slowly; only for Rabbi pick him up. Rabbi attempts a suplex, but Morpheus is able to block it!

Phantom: Rabbi might have been trying for the Hebrew Hammer there, Phoenix.

Phoenix: Morpheus continues to block Rabbi's attempts at a suplex, but Rabbi with a strike to the gut. Rabbi spins and hits Morpheus with a spinning neck breaker from the suplex position!

Phantom: Good way to counter Morpheus' blocking of the suplex.

Phoenix: Rabbi with the cover! One...two...kickout by Morpheus! Rabbi is stalking Morpheus. I sense he wants to try and end this quickly!

Phantom: If Rabbi can finish this, he will have accomplished the missing piece to one of the great careers in LPW.

Phoenix: Morpheus is up and Rabbi with a kick to the stomach. He is calling for the Blessing! Seth Omega is in the ring and runs toward Rabbi. Seth with a running kick to the chest of Rabbi, causing him to release the front face lock! Omega gets up and picks up Rabbi, but Rabbi grabs Seth's arm and has him in a standing armbar! Omega is swearing out loud from the pain, but not showing it in his face.

Phantom: If Rabbi can get this hold to the ground, he would have more leverage and be in complete control of the pseudo Number one contender!

Phoenix: Omega finally shoves Rabbi off of him and goes for a lariat, but Rabbi with a thrust kick to Seth's arm! Seth holding his arm in pain! Rabbi charges at Seth, but Seth decapitates Rabbi with a lariat! Seth holds his arm again in agony, but the deed is done as Rabbi is down!

Phantom: Seth better pay attention as Morpheus is up!

Phoenix: Seth tries to shake some feeling in his arm as he grabs Morpheus in the clinch and starts to deliver knees to the body. Omega goes for a knee to the head...but Morpheus grabs the knee and plants Omega with a Release Regal Suplex! Morpheus is back in charge of this match, but is taking a quick breather.

Phantom: All three men have been battling nonstop since the opening bell! It has been relatively even so far. Every man has had the advantage for a moment, but no one has taken total control yet. I would say that Rabbi needs to worry about being knocked out cold, as he has taken some vicious shots to the head. Morpheus has to continue to pay attention to the actions of both Seth and Rabbi to make sure one of them doesn't take advantage of him if he doesn't pay attention. And Seth is going to have to keep that right arm of his out of the clutches of someone. Seth should switch to his left arm or just stick to kicks and knees, but he is hard headed and will use instinct to dictate what he does.

Phoenix: Morpheus goes toward Omega and picks him up by his right arm. He has him in an arm wringer, synching it real tight. Morpheus is now placing Omega's arm on his shoulder. Morpheus brings Seth's arm down on his shoulder! Seth is holding his arm in obvious pain but is not being overly emotional about it. I think he doesn't want to give Eric Scorpio the satisfaction of seeing him in pain.

Phantom: Morpheus grabs Omega by the arm again and has him in the arm wringer again. Morpheus may have found his opening to take this match home!

Phoenix: Morpheus lets go, as Rabbi is running towards him, but too late! Rabbi with a dropkick to the knee of Morpheus, leaving Morpheus prone on one knee. Seth capitalizes with a shining wizard, knocking Morpheus down! Seth uses his left arm to get to a sit down position, but he gets knocked down, courtesy of a seated clothesline by Rabbi!

Phantom: Seth capitalized on Morpheus being down, but didn't maintain focus, allowing Rabbi to know be the man in control. Seth is showing heart and great skill, but can he show the focus and tactics that make a man a World Champion?

Phoenix: Rabbi picks up Morpheus from the ground. He has him up for a vertical suplex and brings him down! What is this? He spins out and hits another one! And he spins again and hits the trifecta! Triple vertical suplexes by Rabbi! Rabbi looks to the top rope and points to it, the crowd going insane.

Phantom: This could be sink or swim for the Rabbi here.

Phoenix: Rabbi has climbed up. He jumps off the top rope, looking for the diving head-butt and he connects! Rabbi gets up and shakes the cobwebs out of his head. He is calling for the Blessing again!

Phantom: He better look at the big guy from Tennessee that is behind him before he hits the Blessing!

Phoenix: Rabbi turns around and gets a vicious European Uppercut by Omega. Seth shoves Rabbi into the corner! And he starts to hit Rabbi with a number of different strikes, absolutely brutalizing the LPW Legend with the Welcome To Smashville!

Phantom: Omega literally hit Rabbi with nearly every strike in a wrestler's playbook in the corner. Poor Rabbi falls to the ground in a heap!

Phoenix: Omega sees Morpheus getting up slowly and holds his arm up! He looks to be calling for the Lake of Fire Elbow Smash! Omega runs toward the ropes and goes for the elbow, but Morpheus dodges!

Morpheus attempts a waist lock on Seth to set him up for a German suplex, but Seth gets out of it with a well-placed back elbow to the face of Morpheus. Seth backs up and goes for a jumping kick to the head, but Morpheus dodges. As Seth lands on the floor stomach first, Morpheus jumps on top of Seth's arm and locks in the Fujiwara armbar. Morpheus has a strong grasp on the hold as Seth fights to get out of the hold. The pain is excruciating as Seth crawls, using his strength to muscle Morpheus toward the ropes. Seth reaches the ropes and Morpheus lets go of the hold. Morpheus than uses his foot to shove Seth out of the ring.

Phoenix: Morpheus had the Fujiwara armbar on tight, but Seth Omega showed his toughness and determination by fighting to get to the ropes. Morpheus has taken control now and has Rabbi in the ring with him.

Phantom: If Seth can make sure Rabbi or Morpheus do not pick up the win, he can use some time to rest his arm, because that right arm has been taking a beating and it still may not be 100% after the attack by the Apocalypse at the Insanity Show at the Rogers Centre!

Phoenix: Morpheus gets up and sees Rabbi start to get up. Morpheus charges toward Rabbi, who dodges! Rabbi grabs Morpheus and plants him with the reverse DDT backbreaker! Rabbi now grabs Morpheus' head and makes him sit down on the mat. OH! Rabbi with a barrage of kicks to the spine of Morpheus! Rabbi backs away and runs forward with a strong kick to the back again!

Phantom: Rabbi might be the best technician of the three, and I think he might have found his way to counter the girth differential of his opponents! With Omega's arm and now working over the back of Morpheus, he has a better chance of walking away with the original World Championship of this great promotion! Not that piece of cheap tin at Pyro!

Phoenix: Rabbi grabs the arms of Morpheus and puts him in the Straight Jacket Choke! He has The Yamaca locked in! He has Morpheus in a good position! And here comes Seth Omega!

Phantom: Seth is making sure Rabbi doesn't see him, allowing Rabbi to sap Morpheus' strength. Looks like he is going to break this hold. Hmm, very interesting. Omega hit him with a European uppercut to the back of the neck. Can't say I have seen that done much!

Phoenix: Rabbi releases the hold from that blow. Omega goes for a waist lock, but Rabbi blocks it and elbows Seth in the face. Rabbi backs off, holding his neck. He charges toward Seth, but Seth counters with an Ippon seoi nage and transitions into the Katahajime!

Phantom: Omega showing his extensive judo back ground here with that one arm shoulder throw and then locking in the hold made famous in ECW.

Phoenix: Seth has Rabbi in a good position. Seth drops down and applies the body scissors! He is wanting to make sure that Rabbi taps out or passes out! Rabbi is fighting to get free, but Seth has him locked in tight! And Morpheus breaks the hold with a stomp on the head of Seth!

Phantom: Rabbi has Morpheus to thank for saving him!

Phoenix: Morpheus picks Seth up and hits him with a right hand, but Seth comes back with a left jab! Morpheus again with a right hand, only for Seth to answer back with a right forearm shot. Now both men are going back and forth, exchanging strikes! Morpheus goes for another right, but Seth blocks it with his left arm and kicks Morpheus in the body! Morpheus goes for a clothesline, but Omega ducks! He picks Morpheus up for an atomic drop...NO! Seth turned it into a backbreaker! Morpheus' back is in agony!
Phantom: If Seth Omega is going to win this, this could be his best chance right here. Rabbi is down and he has Morpheus in a vulnerable position! Let's see if this proclaimed Anarchist can be true to his word and stick it to GM Eric Scorpio and his doubters, me being one of them!

Phoenix: Omega picks Morpheus and hits him with Martial arts kicks to the body. He then kicks Morpheus with a swift kick to the stomach. He lifts him up, and power bombs Morpheus! And he transitions it into a Texas cloverleaf! Taking a page out of the Dean Malenko playbook with that! Omega has Morpheus in the Southern Discomfort and has him in a good position to get the victory!

Phantom: Not really, Phoenix! If Morpheus had nothing left in his system, Seth would have him in a good position. That is entirely too close to the ropes to have the champion in a submission! If Seth doesn't get the immediate tap out, this will just be a energy sapping hold. And I don't think Seth is applying this hold to sap Morpheus' energy.

Phoenix: Here comes Rabbi, who has shaken the cobwebs out from Seth applying the katahajime. He hits Seth with a big forearm strike, but Seth is maintaining the submission! He is defiant in maintaining the hold!

Phantom: Or too stupid to know that he was hit!

Phoenix: Rabbi hits him with a few more forearms, which effect Seth but do not force him to release the hold! Rabbi backs up and goes for a running kick to the face, but Seth lets go of the submission and grabs Rabbi's leg! Seth brings Rabbi forward and attempts a lariat, but Rabbi dodged at the last second! Seth turns around and Rabbi kicks him in the stomach and grabs his arm. Single Arm DDT!

Phantom: A move you don't see often in wrestling anymore, but it is very good at setting up submission holds or doing further damage to the arm. And Rabbi is has him in a double arm bar, or what we in the United States known as the Rings of Saturn. Rabbi is making sure to elevate and hyper extend Omega's injured arm to get the full effect of the submission.

Phoenix: Omega's legs are close to the ropes, so Omega trying to muscle his way to the ropes. Rabbi is continuing to wrench at the hold! Omega makes it to the ropes! Rabbi looks in bewilderment! He picks up Omega and goes for a forearm shot, but Seth blocks and shoves him away! All three men are up and at a stalemate, breathing heavily after the abuse they have inflicted on one another!

Phantom: So much recent history has made this match a war of attrition, but I think each man, even from someone like Seth Omega who doesn't give respect easily or at all, has grown to respect the other! Especially at this stage of the match!

Rabbi is the first to act, rushing toward the champion with a right hand. Omega slowly follows, but Rabbi backs him off with a knife edge chop. Rabbi than turns around and gets hit with a right hand by Morpheus. Omega than hits Rabbi with knee to the stomach. Omega than shoves Rabbi and goes right after Morpheus, and both men exchanging right hands.

Phoenix: This match has turned into a big brawl! Seth and Morpheus right now really laying it in! But here comes The Rabbi! Rabbi runs toward both men, but both men dodge and attempt the double back body drop, but Rabbi hangs on...double DDT by Rabbi to both Omega and Morpheus!

Phantom: This is where we see who's got what. Can Morpheus add another title defense to his resume? Can Omega prove to the world that he was worthy of this opportunity? And can Rabbi erase the one glaring omission from his otherwise sterling LPW/PWA career?

Phoenix: Rabbi picks up Morpheus and hits him with a number of right hands. He runs toward the ropes and goes for a running cross body block, but Morpheus hangs on! Morpheus throws Rabbi onto his shoulders! He could be looking for the Dream Vortex!

Phantom: If he can hit this, he may have a shot at winning this with Seth still down from the DDT.

Phoenix: Rabbi is fighting to get out of the hold. He wriggles free! Morpheus turns around and gets a kick in the gut. Rabbi lifts Morpheus up...and he plants Morpheus with the Hebrew Hammer! That Brain buster may have sealed the deal for Rabbi!

Phantom: Rabbi could have this! I can't believe it! He might just add to the list of the guys who were the young ones in my generation to hold the big strap.

Phoenix: Rabbi goes for the cover! One...two...Omega goes for an elbow drop, but Rabbi moves out of the way, causing the elbow to hit Morpheus! But the desired effect was realized, as the count was broken!


Omega gets up, only to get hit with a number of right hands by Rabbi. Rabbi kicks Omega in the stomach and attempts to go for the Blessing, but Omega lifts Rabbi up and plants him with a running Death Valley Driver. Omega motions to the crowd and holds his Elbow up again, calling for the Lake of Fire Elbow Smash. He lifts Rabbi up and runs to the ropes. He goes for the strike, but Rabbi dodges. Seth turns around and Rabbi again attempts the hurricanrana, but Seth holds him and shifts him to the Crucifix powerbomb position. Seth than quickly plants Rabbi with the Heart Shaped Box, near the middle of the ring!

Phoenix: Seth with the Heart Shaped Box! Rabbi is out for a loop! Seth slowly makes his way to cover. He hooks the leg! We could have a new champion! One...two..thr...no! Morpheus broke up the pin! Omega was so close!

Phantom: Omega is obviously pissed off with how close he came to taking the gold. He gets up and starts to go to town on Morpheus with a number of kicks and elbows to the body and face of Morpheus!

Phoenix: But Morpheus answers back with right hands of his own! These two men have been at odds the last few weeks with Seth obviously gunning for the champ as Number One contender, but also the fact that Morpheus has built up a friendship with Seth's Anarchist's partner Steve Storme while Seth and Steve's friendship was showing signs of strain!

Phantom: Hopefully the only thing Omega is focusing on is the gold, not feeling butt hurt over Storme finding a person who is actually a friend instead of an asshole!

Phoenix: Again, an ironic statement from you Phantom! Both men are exchanging strikes, not showing any give. Morpheus starts to get the upper hand with repeated fists to Omega. Morpheus runs toward the ropes, but Omega blasts him with a Western Lariat! Omega is holding his arm in agony over the violent impact!

Phantom: I don't know who got the worse in that exchange, Seth's arm or Morpheus?

Phoenix: Seth holds his arm to his side and goes for the cover! Will this be enough? One...two...kickout by Morpheus! Omega puts his hand through his hair, knowing he was so close to a final victory!

Phantom: I will readily admit that I dislike Omega, but there is no denying he is showing that he has earned his spot here tonight. All three men are giving it there all for the True LPW World Heavyweight Championship!

Phoenix: Omega picks up Morpheus, signaling to the crowd that this match is over! He kicks Morpheus in the stomach. He lifts Morpheus up! Here comes the Heart Shaped Box again! No! Morpheus wriggles free! Seth turns around and Morpheus lifts him up! Dream Vortex! Morpheus just nailed the Dream Vortex! This has to be over!

Phantom: Not necessarily, Phoenix! Morpheus did hit the Dream Vortex, but Omega is right under the ropes and has wisely hooked one of his arms under it. Morpheus is also not up as of yet, still exhausted from the toil of the match. And Morpheus might have to contend now with Rabbi, who is up and fired up!

Phoenix: Morpheus is up and Rabbi hits him with a number of right hands! Rabbi kicks him in the gut and looks for The Blessing! But Morpheus gets out of it! He attempts a short arm clothesline, but Rabbi dodges and runs to the ropes. Rabbi comes toward Morpheus...only for Morpheus to decapitate Rabbi with a running yakuza kick! Morpheus went down as well and is crawling toward Rabbi!

Phantom: Omega is starting to stir! This could be close!

Phoenix: Morpheus is on top of Rabbi! The cover! One...Two...Three! Omega shoves Morpheus off, but it is too late! The referee calls for the bell after this very spirited contest!

Mike Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and Still LPW World Heavyweight Champion is MOOOOOOOOOOORPHEUS!!!

Morpheus 4.66 APS + 1.30 AVS = 5.96
Seth Omega 4.14 APS + 1.80 AVS= 5.94
The Rabbi 4.02 APS + 0.20 AVS= 4.22

Phoenix: All three men just laid everything on the line. The crowd is showing their appreciation as they are up on their feet giving all three men a standing ovation. Tough luck for Rabbi and Omega, but I think they will get another shot soon.

Phantom: Especially Omega. Again, dislike the prick, but he showed he belonged here to the morons in the crowd that are showing him respect.

Seth Omega and Rabbi leave the Ring as the Morpheus poses with the Title.

Phoenix: Ladies and Gentlemen that was the Madness… We will see you at Insanity Live from Miami where Mass Chaos is in Charge for the night. This is Blazing Phoenix and Phantom Lord Signing out.

Phantom: Stay Insane.

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