Insanity returns with Mike Announcer standing in the center of the ring.Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome
Solomon Idol!”Rock Star” by N*E*R*D hits…the camera is pointed towards the aisle way but no one comes out….Phantom: Maybe he didn’t like the way he was addressed?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Idol!Phantom: That’s more like it!
Phoenix: Please…
The music restarts but still no one comes out…Phoenix: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m there is something going on in the back…
Camera actually cuts to the outside of the arena where a pearly white EC145 with a Mercedes Benz emblem is touching down in front of the entry way…the few people that were standing around are scattering as it safely lands.
The door opens and Solomon Idol emerges, sporting a tailored Italian suit, scarf, and sun glasses. Before walking out he looks back towards the pilot.
Solomon Idol: Keep the motor running, I’m not staying long.
Solomon Idol steps down from the plane and is followed by 4 PERCs, dressed in riot gear and armed with cattle prods. As Mr. Idol approaches the door an arena official attempts to welcome Mr. Idol with a handshake, but he holds up his hands, shaking his head.
As he enters the backstage area some of the wrestlers are nodding at Mr. Idol but he pretty much ignores them as he gets to the arena, where his music is still playing.Solomon Idol and the PERCs emerge from the curtain to a mixed response.Phantom: What an entrance! Did you see what he flew in on? I didn’t even know Mercedes made choppers!
Phoenix: Keep kissing up, maybe he’ll let you ride in the front seat.
Phantom: You think so? You know we used to be teammates right?
Solomon Idol enters the ring and calls for the microphone. The PERCs get information at the ring apron facing the aisle.Solomon Idol: LPW Insanity…Transylvania…everyone watching at home, the ENTERTAINMENT PORTION of your evening is about to begin!
Mixed reaction, which sort of surprises Solomon.Solomon Idol: I wanted to give our new GM, whatever the hell his name is, the benefit of the doubt, but obviously he is a very stupid man. Who the hell books a show in freaking Transylvania?
Crowd boos.Solomon Idol: We couldn’t even find this place! That’s why I’m late, the pilot told me this place didn’t even come up on GPS, and that’s with a military grade system! Do you mouth breathers even have running water in this town?
Crowd continues.Solomon Idol: That’s why I’m not booked on this week’s card. The Firm informed that the average cost of a ticket for tonight’s show is 26.7% less than a non televised LPW house show! I’m sorry but I don’t perform at discount rates, Black Friday was two weeks ago! Transylvania doesn’t deserve a Solomon Idol match…hell from the look of things Transylvania doesn’t even own a toilet that deserves my excrement! You people can’t afford me or my fecal matter!
Phoenix: That’s enough Idol!
Phantom: What? He’s just letting these nickel and dimmers know the deal…and at least he’s cleaned up his language!
Solomon Idol: What’s-his-name made a very costly mistake by booking Insanity in this so called city because it has kept his biggest draw from agreeing to match on tonight’s show. And what a great match it would have been, on the heels of my triumphant return to LPW competition where I single handily, all by myself, ended the career of that Ogre Ash Strife!
Phoenix: All by himself? Really?
Phantom: You saw the match Phoenix, what are you talking about really? Did he not knock the alter ego out of that schizophrenic?
Phoenix: I guess, but I’d hardly say he did it single handily. Plus..I think Krimson Mask did more to end Strife than Idol did..
Solomon Idol: What a statement that was, in my first match in years I put Ash Strife, better known as BITCH CUB, on the shelf! Nighty-night Bitch Cub, we all here wish you a speedy recovery!
Crowd boos.Solomon Idol: I wanted to make a statement to all the big mouth haters in the back, on the internet, even in the announce booths…
Phantom: Ha! He’s talking to you, big mouth!
Solomon Idol: What you saw in Cancun was just a taste! I have an open check book in the LPW to do whatever I want, whenever I want, to whoever I want. As I mentioned before, my return isn’t about money, it isn’t about my legacy, it isn’t about titles…my return is simply about one thing…the need to feed my BIG ASS EGO!
Phoenix: Finally, something we agree on.
Solomon Idol: And I’m not going to stop eating until I’m full, so like my nigga Lil’ B, LET THIS BOY COOK!
Solomon Idol starts “cooking” in the ring as the crowd is booing.Phoenix: Oh boy, this is REAL entertaining!
Phantom Lord: Shut up and let that boy cook!
Solomon Idol: All right, I’ve already given you all more than your money’s worth, but before I hop back on the EC145 and get back to my storybook life I figured I’d let you all know who the Firm is working on to be my next victim. I’ve actually had my eye on him…
Solomon Idol is cut off by the big screen, flashing a loud scrambled signal.Solomon Idol: What the hell? I’m talking here!
The disruption continues.Solomon Idol: Hey! You idiots need to get it together, I’m not finished damnit!
The entire video feed is interrupted with a shot of Solomon’s palatial Southern California estate. The camerawork is shaky and rudimentary as if filmed on a hand-cam with the red [REC] symbol blinking incessantly in the upper-most left hand corner. The sound of sirens and fire engines can be heard in the distance as the camera pans down to the large garage structure of the home. A gaggle of frantic, scantily clad women are running about in a fracas, quickly trying to defuse what appears to be a raging inferno engulfing the entire outside of the structure. A sudden explosion rocks the foundations of the estate, causing a few of the women to be thrown asunder as hot ash and cinders pepper the air with an orange, glowing umbrage illuminates the Californian night sky, intermingling with thick clouds of black smoke.
The camera slowly pans to the drive-way and large iron-rod gate that separates the main road from Solomon’s personal private one, the gate a twisted heap from the last explosion with a strategically placed set of iron bars missing from the gate itself as if pulled prior to the explosion. Suddenly, a purple flame ignites, the mystery of the missing bars solved as they have been fashioned to create a singular symbol: リ
Camera cuts back to Solomon Idol still in the ring. He has removed his glasses and has a look of disbelief on his face. He is shaking his head no…Solomon Idol:…that can’t be…that’s my house….THAT’S MY HOUSE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Solomon Idol flies out of the ring and sprints towards the back with the PERCs scrambling to follow him.
The cameras have a hard time keeping up with Solomon, who is about 15 feet ahead of them. He gets out the door before the crew and the PERCs do…as the camera exits the arena Solomon is running back towards them.
Solomon Idol: GET BACK! GET BACK!!!!
Solomon jumps at the cameraman and tackles him to the ground, the camera still gets a shot of the Helicopter lit up in flames. The PERCs form a perimeter around Solomon and the Camera man, covering up the camera, when a loud explosion is heard.
The PERCs are knocked to the ground…the camera is shaken up for a moment but still has a picture…the camera man gets to his feet and starts panning across the scene of smoke and suit covering everywhere. He turns towards Solomon Idol, who is on the ground, eyes wide open…one of the PERCs is up, he heads to Solomon.
PERC: *coughing* Mr. Idol, are you all right?
Solomon Idol: (nodding) Yeah I’m good…
PERC: What did you see? Did you see anyone?
Solomon Idol: (nodding) Stop talking to me…go check on everyone else, make sure everyone got off the helicopter in time…
PERC: But Mr. Idol…
Solomon Idol: GO DO YOUR F****NG JOB! I’M FINE!
PERC: Yes sir.
The PERC walks off as Solomon Idol pulls out his iPhone and starts dialing…Phantom: I’m..wow..I’m..well the more things change here, the more they stay the same. There’s no telling what actually might happen on any given episode of Insanity and this is a testament to this universal truth.
Phoenix: …That symbol looked suspiciously familiar.
Phantom: You don’t think it was cYnical, do you?
Phoenix: Who else could it be? He’s a guy who claims to worship a damn flame and also is the reincarnate of Prometheus. He has means…I guess if you believe in that sort of junk. And motive.
Phantom: A wise man once said “the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence”.
Phoenix: Right. So you just admitted to cYn’s guilt of
blatant attempted murder.
Phantom: Uh..wait..no! That’s not what I meant at all.
Phoenix: I’m just saying it isn’t beyond cYnical to do things that are a tad…drastic. Well fans, it is time for our main event of the evening and this match could have HUGE ramifications heading into The Death Cube match.
Phantom: That is an understatement because Morpheus and Andy Savana have been silent about who they would pick to face the other in that match.
Phoenix: It could be anyone on the Insanity roster. Hell it could be you or me.
Phantom: Well if I did get a title shot on the next show, it would save be a lot of trouble on the comeback trail.
Phoenix: I’ve been in this company just as long as you. What makes you think you’d get a title shot over me? Am I not just as deserving?
Phantom: Do I really need to compare my career to yours?
Phoenix: Hey I’m a former World Tag Team champion. I can say unlike you that I am a former World Champion.
Phantom: That hurt.
Phoenix: I’m sorry, that was wrong.
Phantom: Okay then.
Phoenix: Well now that we’ve made up, lets head up to the ring and to our good friend Mike Announcer for the official introductions.
The shot pans the sold out crowd as it cuts to the ring and Mike Announcer for the introductions.Announcer: Wrestling fans the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is your LPW Insanity main event of the evening.
"Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing PumpkinsAnnouncer: Introducing first, coming down the isle, first he hails from The Dark Side Of Your Subconscious and he weighs in at 190 Pounds…This is
CYYYYYNNNNNNIIIIIIICCCCAAAAAAALLLLL! His tag team partner, hailing from Houston, Texas he weighs in at 244 pounds and he is the reigning and defending LPW United States Champion…This is
AAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYY SSSSAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA!Phoenix: Savana and cYnical come out to a tremendous ovation from the crowd as they look to be all business tonight.
Phantom: They’re going up against a man who is the size of an old Chrysler Newport in Big B. Brown and the World’s Heavyweight Champion Morpheus. Big B. Brown by himself is bad enough as cYnical found out on the last show, but putting him with Morpheus is a recipe for disaster.
Phoenix: This might be true, but cYnical made the big man tap out. He could easily do that again this week.
Phantom: While a good guillotine will bring down the mightiest of men, Cynical knows he got lucky with that move. Big B. Brown if given the chance will not allow him to get lucky a second time.
As Cyn and Andy stand in the ring, the lights go out as "Black Water" by Symphorce comes on the PA system and Morpheus and Big B. Brown walk through a cloud of white smoke to make their way down to the ringAnnouncer: And their opponents…first he hails from Harlem, New York and he weighs in at 300 Pounds…This is
BBBBIIGGG BBBBB BBBBRRRROOOOOOWWWNNNN! His tag team partner, he hails from The Dream Realm and he weighs in at 265 Pounds, he is the current reigning and defending LPW World’s Heavyweight Champion…This Is
MMMMMOOOOOORRRRRPPPPPPHHHHHEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!Phoenix: What an eary sight as Morpheus and Big B. Brown make their way to the ring. You’d think Morph has to feel at home here tonight in Transylvania.
Phantom: Oh I get it. He wears Black and looks like the singer from Cradle Of Filth so he must be a vampire.
Phoenix: I would never suggest Morpheus is a vampire.
Phantom: Well he does have some qualities in common with Vlad the Impailer, just ask poor Nigel Vanderbilt. I’ve seen plenty of crazy things in this business…hell I’ve done a lot of them. But what happened to Nigel takes it to a whole new level of Insanity…even for this company.
Phoenix: Insanity is the best way to describe it. Who knows how long Nigel might be out of action or if he can ever wrestle again after what The Awakening did to him. But right now it looks like Morpheus is directing traffic and Big B. Brown is going to start things off with the man who beat him for the spot in the DeathCube, cYnical. The referee calls for the bell and this one is underway as Big B. Brown is doing some trash talking to Cynical saying he got lucky last time around. They go to tie up and Big B. Brown shoves cYn down with ease.
Phantom: This guy is a freak of nature. Mark my words; he will be a future world champion someday. Hopefully not before m,e though.
Phoenix: I agree, he does have all the tools to be the man in this sport as Cynical is back up and they go to lock up again and cYn goes behind and he nails Big B. Brown with a blow to the back and another and another and Big B. Brown just shakes it off like it’s nothing. cYn tries to whip Big B. Brown into the ropes but he can’t even budge him as Brown reverses and he sends cYn into the ropes and he levels him with a shoulder block.
cYnical retreats back to his corner and Andy Savana tags himself in and he walks right up to Big B. BrownPhantom: Savana showing he has more guts than brains, who in their right mind walks up to this man?
Phoenix: Savana is impulsive for sure as he’s looking up at Big B. Brown and Brown is smiling AND ANDY SLAPS HIM RIGHT ARCROSS THE MOUTH. Big B. Brown swings for him and Andy ducks it and he nails him with a kick right to the side of the leg and another and another and Big B. Brown is hopping as Andy goes into the ropes and he nails him with a clothesline…but BIG B. BROWN IS STILL STANDING. Andy goes for another and it connects and Big B. Brown is fired up saying is that the best you got. Andy goes for a third and Big B. Brown goes for one of his own and Andy ducks it and he goes back into the ropes and he nails Big B. Brown with a dropkick right to the knee. Brown is down to one knee and Andy goes into the ropes and he levels Brown with a clothesline and down he goes. Andy with the cover…
One…AND A KICKOUT WITH AUTHROITY BY BIG B. BROWN!Phantom: Andy is going to have to dig deep into his bag of tricks to keep this mountain of a man down tonight.
Phoenix: Right now Big B. Brown is back up and he looks like the proverbial hornet’s nest that got kicked as Andy nails him with a big chop to the chest and a right and another chop and he nails him with a knee to the midsection and another and another and Big B. Brown is dazed as Andy Savana goes into the ropes once again AND BIG B. BROWN LEVELS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT.
Morpheus signals over to Big B. Brown to drag him to the corner and to tag him inPhantom: It looks like the champ now wants a piece of Andy Savana.
Phoenix: What a better time than after he just had his head kicked off as Morpheus makes the tag and he’s just toying with Andy as he taps him with his boot and now Morpheus is bringing Andy back up to his feet and he shoves him into the corner and Morpheus puts on a blatant choke and he’s choking him down to the ground as the referee is trying to break it up and he does. Morpheus is jawing with the referee and now Big B. Brown is down on the floor and he has that huge arm of his wrapped around Andy’s throat. This isn’t a match…it’s a mugging.
Big B. Brown steps back up onto the ring apron before the referee sees anything and Morpheus casually walks over and tags him back in.Phoenix: That’s all Morpheus is going to do?
Phantom: Well when you are the world champion, you really don’t have to do anything. It’s the other guy’s job to beat you. Plus in a match like this, locker room seniority comes into play.
Phoenix: That is as warped a sense of sportsmanship as I have ever heard as Big B. Brown grabs Andy Savana and he picks him up and slams him down to the mat with a big body slam. Andy was a good seven feet up before he got planted and now Big B. Brown is in the corner and he comes running and he drops a HUGE elbow right into the chest of Andy Savana.
Phantom: Hey we all know Andy can take punishment and abuse like no one else, but after a while it’s going to catch up with him.
Phoenix: Meanwhile Morpheus is directing traffic on the ring apron as he tells Big B. Brown to do it again and Brown is back up and he drops the huge elbow once again. Morpheus is telling him do it one more time and Big B. Brown is back up and he’s looking right at Morpheus saying we should just end this and Morpheus is saying no…do it again.
Big B. Brown sets up in the corner once again and he goes for the big elbow and Andy Savana rolls out of the way and Big B. Brown crashes down into the mat. Andy quickly gets up and he stumbles to his corner and he tags in Cynical who promptly goes up to the top ropePhoenix: BIG B. BROWN MISSED THE ELBOW AND NOW CYN IS TAGGED IN AND HE’S UP ON THE TOP ROPE. Big B. Brown is standing back up and he turns around AND CYNICAL NAILS HIM WITH A BIG TOP ROPE DROPKICK. Big B. Brown is reeling and cYnical is back up and he nails him with another dropkick and another and another and Big B. Brown falls back into his corner and Morpheus tags himself in.
Morpheus goes right after Cynical and Cyn takes him down with a drop toehold using his own momentum. Phantom: That’s not fair. Morpheus wasn’t prepared for a move like that.
Phoenix: I thought you were turning over a new leaf in your career.
Phantom: I am, but I also don’t want Morpheus to steal my soul while I’m asleep.
Phoenix: AH HA…You admit it. He is a Vampire.
Phantom: VAMPIRES DON’T STEAL SOULS IN YOUR SLEEP!
Phoenix: Oook…meanwhile back in the ring Cynical is putting the boots to Morpheus. There is lots of bad blood between these two from over the years as Cyn brings Morpheus back up to his feet and he nails him with a palm strike right to the side of the head. Cyn goes to whip him into the ropes but it’s countered and Morph sends Cyn in and Morpheus catches him and he plants him with a big overhead Belly To Belly. Morpheus quickly goes for a cover…
One…Two…Kickout by cYnical!Morpheus picks cYnical back up and he throws him into his corner and he tags in Big B. Brown and Morpheus is telling to put the boots to him. Big B. Brown steps over the top rope and he glares at Morpheus as Morph goes back out onto the apron. Morph is screaming at him to do it and Brown is says do your own damn work. Morph then slaps him and tells him to do as he’s told. While this is going on Andy Savana calls Mike Announcer over and asks for the microphone.Phantom: The team of Morpheus and Big B. Brown is disintegrating before our eyes right now.
Phoenix: And Andy Savana has called for the microphone.
Andy: GUYS…GUYS…Hey listen before your lover’s quarrel goes any further, I thought now would be as good of a time as ever to tell you Morph who you will be facing at All Stars.
Morpheus says to Andy it doesn’t matter who it is.Andy: Oh you don’t think it matters? I think you’re opponent will beg to differ…and Morph…he’s standing right in front of you. That’s right Big B. Brown…it’s you. At All Stars…it’s Brown vs. Morpheus for the World Title.
Big B. Brown lights up and he slaps Morpheus across the chest and the referee says that’s a tag and he grabs Morpheus and hip tosses him over the ropes and into the ringPhantom: What in the hell is going on? Can Andy even do that?
Phoenix: Not only has he, but I am being told that it is indeed official. Big B. Brown has Morpheus in the corner and he’s putting the boots to him and he’s stomping away on him like Morph owes him money. And Big B. Brown pulls him out and he sends him into the ropes and he grabs him by the throat and he has him up and he connects with a BIG chokeslam.
Morpheus is down and out as he is picked up by Big B. Brown and Brown sets him up for The Brown BombPhantom: Big B. Brown is sending a hell of a message right now and he does this next time when the belt is on the line, we will be looking at a new World Champion.
Phoenix: Cynical has made it back to his corner during all of this and he tags in Andy Savana as Big B. Brown picks Morpheus up
AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE BIG B. BROWN BOMB! Brown just flipped Morpheus off and he says the gold is coming home with him next time as Andy Savana runs in now that he is legal and he covers Morpheus. The referee with the count…
One…Two…Three. Announcer: The winners of the match are the team of
CYNICAL and the LPW United States Champion
ANDY SAVANA.
Andy Savana & cYnical 3.93 APS + 4.27 APS + 1.70AVS= 9.90
Morpheus & Big B. Brown 4.20 APS + 4.13 APS + 1.10 AVS= 9.43Andy Savana stands victorious over Morpheus as cYnical shakes his head but raises their hands in victoryPhantom: This is not going to stand well with Morpheus. I have known this man for a long time and let me tell you this much; in addition to being made of pure evil, he is a man who does not like to be embarrassed. What happened to Nigel Vanderbilt will seem tame in comparison when Morph gets around to both Big B. Brown and Andy Savana.
Phoenix: You raise a good point, but Morpheus brought it on himself tonight when he tried to direct traffic and he barked orders to Big B. Brown. Brown might like to have a good time, but in that ring he is all business and he follows no one’s orders and Morpheus learned that the hard way.
The replay of the Big B. Brown Bomb is shown once again.Phoenix: Look at this move. If he hits it on him in the championship match, it will be Big B. Brown walking into the Death Cube as World Champion. Well fans, that’s all the time we have for you this evening. Tune in next time where both Insanity and Pyromania brands come together for a super event we like to call All Stars! In the main event, will we possibly see a new World Heavyweight Champion crowned in Big B. Brown or will Morpheus and his diabolical Awakening stave off the onslaught of yet another young, hungry competitor? And on the flipside of that, can Andy Savana retain his United States Championship against a resurgent Ultramarcus? This is Blazing Phoenix…
Phantom: And Phantom Lord!
Phoenix: Signing off and wishing you a happy holidays!
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