"Death Valley Superstars" by the Murderdolls blast plays throughout the arena as pyrotechnics lights up the stage to the screams of the fans.

Phoenix: Welcome to LPW Insanity! I’m Blazing Phoenix

Phantom: And I am the one and only Phantom Lord.

Phoenix: And what an action packed night that has been booked by the Master of the Asylum himself, Mass Chaos!

Phantom: Mass Chaos had a hell of a match last night with Drew Michaels and won the right to book tonight as well as becoming the first confirmed man to enter the Deathcube!

Phoenix: Well Chaos is all about action over talking so let’s take a play out of his book and jump right to the action.

Mike Announcer: ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall and is for the LPW Hardcore Championship!


"Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold plays as X makes his way out to the ring with Ash Strife following closely behind.

Mike Announcer: Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Ash Strife, Hailing from the Bronx, He is the reigning Hardcore Champion…. EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS!!!

Phantom:  This is a match with loads of importance in the winner. X here winning that Hardcore championship from Brown some weeks ago and furthering his as well as all of The Apocalypse dominance here in LPW.

Phoenix: You kind of have to question if it is even fair that a World Champion caliber person be challenging for things like the Hardcore championship.

Phantom:  There is nothing you can really do about it when Scorpio is the one making the matches. Brown opened his mouth and paid for it.

Phoenix: Now Brown will have to overcome X as well as Ash Strife at ringside to win back his Hardcore Championship.

Phantom:  Which is something that is easier said than done.

"Dr. Feelgood" by Motley Crue plays as a determined Brown comes out.

Mike Announcer: And his opponent, The Challenger… Hailing from Harlem, New York… BIG…B…BROOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!

Phantom:  Here is the challenger as well as the predator.

Phoenix: Brown has been competing in Hardcore matches for most of the year now so he could be more ready mentally than X here. He has the experience in this type of match on his side.

Phantom:  The only problem is that X has experience overall on his side.

Phoenix: Indeed, as well as the fact that Ash Strife is in X’s corner. Brown might have to be facing two men right now instead of one.

Phoenix: X is looking mighty confident in his ability to win right now. No worry on his face.

Phantom:  We have failed to mention that he is also a tag team champion along with Ash Strife. You can almost attribute all of his recent success to the Apocalypse that is made up of him and Strife.

Phoenix: I don’t know if it would be wise to accuse The Apocalypse of wrong doing.

Phoenix: Brown wasting no time and charges towards X with a forearm! X dodges under the ropes and Brown stops himself before he rebounds off of the ropes.

Phantom:  X isn’t your everyday competitor. He has great awareness of what is going on around him and to charge at him will not work.

Phoenix: Brown pacing back and forth inside of the ring as X looks on from the outside.

Phantom:  It looks like both of them are trying to figure out a plan on how to proceed in this match.

Phoenix: Carelessness could be one of their downfall. Brown decides to act first and slides under the bottom rope on the adjacent side and starts to go around the steps but X slides into the ring.

Phantom Lord:  It looks like X is scared but he really isn’t. He is toying with Brown and trying to make him lose his cool.

Phoenix: It might be working as you can see Brown starting to get agitated.

Phantom:  He’d better keep his head straight. He isn’t even paying attention to Strife who could really be a difference maker in this match.

Phoenix: Brown sliding into the ring and this time X waits for him-wait a second! X had brass knucks hidden in his belt and slips them on. Brown stands up to a knock to the jaw and he’s tumbling into the corner!

Phantom:  X got Brown to lose his cool and now X is stomping a mud hole into Brown’s abdomen in the corner.

Phoenix: X just throwing punch after punch and stomp after stomp! Brown catches one of his stomps though now! He stands up and X is hopping on one foot! Brown pulls his foot him and X is on his back!

Phantom:  One thing about being angry is some things that should hurt you don’t hurt you as much! Those shots with the knucks don’t seem to have done that much damage!

Phoenix: Brown could be running off of adrenaline here though! He might crash soon! Not any time soon because Brown lifting up X and tosses him outside of the ring.

Phantom:  I guess he thinks X wants to be outside out of the ring since what happened earlier!

Phoenix: Brown tearing those knucks off of X’s fingers and delivers a headbutt to keep him down. Now looking under the ring and he finds a kendo stick!

Phantom:  By the time it’s done hurting the stick is broken and you get to achieve a different kind of pain!

Phoenix: X with a kick to the gut of Brown causing him to drop the weapon. It doesn’t stay on the ground for long because X has it in his hands now and slams it into Brown’s back.

Phantom:  Brown recoiling in pain after each shot.

Phoenix: Brown counters one of the swings with his forearm and puts his arms around X! X is in a steel trap and will not be escaping! Brown lifts up X and charges him into the corner pole!

Phantom:  X trying to wiggle out but it isn’t going to happen.

Phoenix: Brown slamming X back first onto the ground and looking under the ring.

Phantom:  Brown showing his experience in this kind of match as each chance he gets he goes to look under the ring and see what he can find.

Phoenix: He finds an extinguisher this time! Right to the gut of the recovering X and again to his head.

Phantom:  Did you hear that tink?

Phoenix: Brown picks up the Kendo stick which is now half as long and smashes the handle into the forehead of X knocking him back. 

Phantom:  Brown has to keep up on him or risk a turn.

Phoenix: He knows this and he tosses X back into the ring. He looks under it one more time and has found some barbwire!

Phantom:  Why do we keep barbed wire under the ring? It was used in the Azreal vs. Storme match at The Madness and now here.

Phoenix: Brown makes a circle out of the wire and goes to wrap it around X’s head but X ducks and rolls out of the way.

Phantom:  One of those pins hit the jugular and he would probably lose more than the Hardcore championship!

Phoenix: Brown goes in to try and punch but X rolls under it and ends up behind and delivers a reverse DDT! Strife sliding a chair into the ring for X to use.

Phantom:  Brown isn’t staying down too long from the DDT but this upcoming chair shot might say otherwise.

Phoenix: X slams the chair into Brown’s head but Brown only stumbles. Another chair shot and he is still on his feet! He goes for another swing and Brown catches it with his hands! X trying to pull it lose but Brown kicks him and takes the chair and slams it over X’s head!

Phantom:  He covers! One… Two…Kick out by X!

Phoenix: Brown isn’t happy with that and readies X for the Big B. Brown bomb but Strife looks like he is getting in the ring. Brown sees this and Strife backs down but THIS ALLOWS X TO TWIST OUT OF THE POSITION, GRAB THE CHAIR, and SLAM IT INTO BROWN’S HEAD ALL IN ONE MOVEMENT! BROWN IS STILL STANDING BUT NOT AFTER THE NEXT SHOT!

Phantom:  X is climbing the corner and goes off for the X-BOMB! He covers! One…Two…Three!

Mike Announcer: Here is your winner and still LPW Hardcore champion… EXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS!!!

X 4.18 APS + 1.70 AVS = 5.88
Big B. Brown 4.08 APS + 1.20 AVS = 5.28

Phoenix: Brown is cheated! The distraction from Strife ended this match prematurely for sure!

"Beast and the Harlot" by Avenged Sevenfold plays as X is handed the Hardcore title and the Wisemen make their way backstage.

The scene shifts to the back with a locker-room with a star on it that reads Nigel Vanderbilt. The door kicks open with Andy Savana stepping out in deep thought with Nigel Vanderbilt right behind him.

Vanderbilt: Remember your place Savana… Remember your place.

“Rock Star” by N*E*R*D hits as Solomon Idol makes his way down the arena.

Phoenix: As promised we are about to be joined by Solomon Idol.

Phantom: I can’t wait to hear what Mr. Idol has to say, you know we go way back right?

Mr. Idol, sporting a cream colored tailored Armani suit, is being followed by 3 PERCs.  As he makes his way to the ring one of the ring side fans snaps a flick and the flash catches Mr. Idol’s attention.  He pulls out his clicker and begins vigorously pressing it and pointing to someone in the crowd.  One of the PERCs grabs the fan by his collar and snatches his cell phone.

Phantom: Ha, no flash photography!

Phoenix: Talk about an abuse of power, they have no right put their hands on the fans like that!

The PERC pushes the fan back in his seat and proceeds to throw the phone on the floor and stomp it to pieces.  Solomon Idol presses his clicker again and another PERC goes to the fan and flicks a few green backs at him.

Phoenix: So are they going to comb the arena for cell phone cameras now?  You can’t treat people like this and expect to get away with it.

Phantom: Looks like they’re getting away with it to me!  And it’s not like they just busted it up and walked away, they probably gave him too much, that only looked like a 2nd generation I-Phone to me!

Solomon steps inside the ring while the PERCs secure the perimeter of the ring on the outside.

Solomon Idol: Miami, Florida, the entertainment portion of your evening is about to begin!

Crowd boos.

Solomon: And to the fan in the 7th row, my apologies for busting up your 2nd generation I-Phone…

Phantom: I told you!

Solomon: But you know the rules…if you want a close up portrait of yours truly you need to purchase one from SuperstarSolomonIdol.com like everyone else.  I work too hard, and look too good to be giving away freebies.

Crowd boos.

Phoenix: Mr. Idol always talks about how much money he has so why nickel and dime the fans like that?

Phantom: He didn’t get rich by making donations…it’s called business Phoenix.

Solomon Idol: I could stand up here and talk about my glamour shots for the rest of the night, and it would be the highest rated segment because you people love watching me talk about me, but that’s not why I’m out here tonight.

Phoenix: Thank God!

Solomon Idol: I have breaking news…thanks to the hard work of Damion Kross and the Firm, and despite the incompetence of Andrew Michaels and Eric Scorpio, a deal has been reached that will see Solomon Idol’s return to LPW competition!

Crowd gives a mixed reaction.

Solomon Idol: This was not an easy deal to be reached because I admittedly had some complicated terms.  The biggest hurdle was the realization that my profile is too major to be confined to a single brand.  So even though I’m making this announcement on Insanity I am not confined to this show…I will be entertaining my fans on both Pyromania and Insanity!

Phantom: Mr. Idol is going to be the hardest working man in the LPW.

Phoenix: Easy there, its not like he’s the only person on this roster to work both shows.

Solomon Idol: The other thing that had to be negotiated was my freedom.  I never knew how liberating it was to be in this ring, talking on this mic, and not be under contract…not being an actual employee of LPW and being able to say whatever the FUCK is on my MOTHERFUCKING mind without having to worry about the dumb FUCKS in the back trying to censor or fine me…FUCK!

Crowd seems shocked.

Phantom: Wow, that was f%&king insane…wait a minute, what the f#@k?  Who’s doing that?

Phoenix: I guess the dummies in the back still have some control over this program.

Solomon Idol: I was not interested in signing a long term contract.  Most LPW wrasslers like the security of being under contract and having that guaranteed paycheck to keep up with their PED and painkiller addictions.  But when you sign a contract they own your ass and for me it wasn’t worth it.  I don’t care about guaranteed money, I’m rich!  I don’t take drugs for performance or recovery, I’m all natural!  I don’t need some pencil dick suit telling me how to conduct my business, I am my own corporation.  Signing a contract does not benefit me whatsoever…

Phantom: Did he just accuse the LPW locker room of drug abuse?

Phoenix: I think he did.

Solomon Idol: So the Firm and Damion Kross reached an understanding.  I will compete in the LPW as an independent contractor.  That means I can’t be forced into a match until the Firm and I are comfortable with all the details of the match.  That also means that I’m still not an LPW employee, so unless I’m in this ring competing in a contracted match, NO ONE will be able to lay a finger on me without getting their ass SUED by the Firm and getting their ass KICKED by the PERCs!

Crowd boos.

Solomon Idol: So we’ve done our part LPW, the ball is now in your court.  You are responsible for the fans being entertained.  And let me give you some advice…these people don’t pay to see “up and coming” youngsters with limited upside.  They don’t pay to see overrated has-beens trying to hang on for that final pay day.  They pay to see me!

Crowd boos.

Phantom: It’s true, they do!

Solomon Idol: The people pay to see the man who is VIP everywhere he steps foot.  They pay to see the man who was the original recipient of Charlize Theron’s hacked cell phone pictures.  They pay to see the man who is the real reason for Jada Pinkett and Will Smith’s marriage being on the rocks…shout out to my boy Marc Anthony for taking the heat on that one.  Did you guys catch my boy occupying big Willie Style and his boys at the Dolphins Monday night football game a few weeks ago?  Here’s a TMZ exclusive, while Dumbo was savoring wings in the luxury suite I was savoring Jada on his kitchen table!

Crowd boos as Solomon Idol smirks.

Solomon Idol: The point is these people pay to see Superstars, and now that we’ve reached this agreement you all will FINALLY get to see a real life Superstar in an LPW ring!  That is if those idiots Scorpio and Michaels get off their ass and…

Solomon Idol is cut off by “No More Sorrow” by Linkin Park  as Eric Scorpio comes from the back.

Scorpio: You rang Mr. Idol?

Solomon Idol: Well what do you say?  It’s the General Manager of Insanity LPW Eric Scorpio!  So glad you took the time to remove Ash Strife’s dick from your mouth to come out here and join me!

Phoenix: So because he’s an independent contractor he gets to talk to the GM like that?

Phantom: Pretty much.

Scorpio; I didn’t come out here to get into a war of words with you Solomon…

Solomon Idol: Smart move, I would have bewildered your ass…guess you’re not as dumb as you look!

Scorpio: Enough talk, lets get down to business…you want a match, you got it!

Crowd pops as Solomon starts shaking his head.

Scorpio: And since you’re so concerned about these people being entertained I was thinking we could have that match TONIGHT!

Crowd pops.

Phoenix: Now we’re talking!

Phantom: This is completely unfair.  I know for a fact that Mr. Idol goes through a rigorous stretching routine prior to each of his matches.  He won’t have time to get that in for a match tonight!

Solomon is inside the ring shaking his head.

Solomon Idol: Sorry Scorpio, I’m done jumping through flaming hoops like the other seals in the back.  If you want to book me in a match you need to schedule an appointment with the Firm so they can negotiate the terms.

Scorpio: Why do I have to go through the middle man?  I thought Solomon Idol was in charge!

Solomon Idol: Scorpio, you aren’t witty enough to play mind games with me…I know having me save the rest of this show by competing will shatter the ratings and make you look like a big time hero in the board room, but guess what…it’s not going to happen!

Crowd boos.

Solomon Idol: I don’t do impromptu matches any more so a match tonight is out.  I will however go against the wishes of the Firm and hear you out for a match on the next Insanity card…what do you, in all your infinite wisdom, have in mind?

Scorpio: Well now this isn’t fair…you have all of the leverage.  A negotiation is about give and take and right now I’m the only one giving.

Phantom: He’s allowing you to cut into his mic time, how much more giving can the man be?

Scorpio: You have all the chips Mr. Idol, if you want to work something out you need to throw me a bone.

Eric Scorpio nods at Solomon as he rubs his chin and cracks a smile.

Solomon Idol: OK, just this once I’ll play your game Eric…you want a bone, here’s your bone.  You can book me against ANYONE on the LPW Insanity roster.

Crowd pops.

Scorpio: I like it…so what’s the catch?

Solomon Idol: The catch…I get to choose what kind of match it’s going to be!

Crowd pops as Eric Scorpio nods and smiles.

Scorpio: I have your word, I get to choose anybody I want?

Solomon Idol: You have my word.

Eric Scorpio: Done!

Crowd pops.

Phoenix: All right, looks like we will see the return of Solomon Idol on the next Insanity Live!

Phantom: Scorpio picks the opponent, Mr. Idol picks the match, I love it!

Solomon Idol: The Firm will be in your office later to finalize the paper work.

Scorpio: I look forward to it…see you in Cancún

Crowd pops as Eric Scorpio returns to the back.

Solomon Idol: Well there you have it, yours truly, Superstar Solomon Idol will be in action on the next Insanity Live…I can hear all of the Twitter and Facebook updates melting servers all over the world!  It’s been real Miami, Florida, but I regret to inform you that the entertainment portion of your evening has officially come to a close…

Voice: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

Solomon Idol and the rest of the crowd turn their attention to the Jumbotron where Nigel Vanderbilt is standing by.

Vanderbilt: Hold on there American Idol reject, because your ass ain’t going anywhere. You see, you and I got some fucking unfinished business to attend to.

Mr. Idol pulls out his clicker and starts vigorously clicking it prompting a sea of PERCs to emerge from the audience and form a wall in front of the ring like the 300 of Sparta.  Mr. Idol directs the three that came to the ring with him to join them.

Solomon Idol: I don’t have anything to say to you CHUMP CHANGE!  All I know is you better keep your ass back there if you know what’s good for you.  That restraining order is very clear, 50 feet away buddy!  If you get within 1 step of that 50 foot radius the PERCs are standing by to stomp your ass like they did last time.

Vanderbilt: You think that, Nigel Vanderbilt, THE ICON of this business is afraid of a bunch of low brow, riff raff? You call them PERCs, but everyone calls them your sausage monkeys. The only they can do is swarm me, but individually, I’ll guaran-damn-tee to Foreclose all their fucking ass like failed mortgages over on Main Street.

Crowd pops

Phantom Lord: Don’t let these people influence you to making a mistake Nigel!

Phoenix: For once I agree with you, the odds are not in his favor.

Vanderbilt: And about that restraining order…I though only battered women and abused children filed restraining orders? I didn’t know they granted them to grown men.  Did the judge throw in your little rape whistle there as well?

Crowd laughs as Solomon Idol looks down at his clicker and begins stomping on the mat in anger.

Solomon Idol: SHUT UP!  You shut your damn mouth Nigel!

Vanderbilt: Ooh, he’s serious! Actually using my real name, I must really be in trouble! Look at me, shivering in my Italian made loafers at the manly bitch former nothing in the ring telling the future of this business to shut up. Wow, no wonder you’re an LPW legend, Billy Idol, your so rude!

Solomon Idol:  I’m sick and tired of your smug ass!  The restraining order was NOT my idea!  My team determined that you were too much of a loose cannon trying to make a name for yourself at the expense of my well being…that it was a risk we couldn’t afford to take during my negotiations with the LPW.

Vanderbilt: So you and your team see me as a threat? Me, Chump Change, the guy you keep saying’s win was a fluke? You know what, I don’t blame you Grandpa for getting a restraining order to protect your ass from, because I would destroy you. I’d leave your ass broken and dying in that ring if given the chance to do all the horrible things I’ve been dreaming about night after fucking night. You know what, Steven Idol, how about you man-up, grow a set of real-man balls, and tear up that little piece of paper so I can finish what I started?

Solomon Idol: I would, but its against the law to ignore a court mandate.  You see Chump Change, unlike you I have respect for the law.  You better be lucky I do, because if it weren’t for this restraining order I’d personally march back there and teach your ass some manners!

Crowd boos.

Vanderbilt: Well you did get one thing right after spewing so much random shit, I DON’T RESPECT THE LAW!!!

Nigel walks off camera, presumably to make his way to the ring.

Phoenix: Looks like business is about to pick up!

Phantom: Somebody call the cops, this man is about to violate the terms of his restraining order!

Back in the ring, Solomon is screaming at the Jumbotron.

Solomon Idol: COME ON MOTHERFUCKER!  TOUCH ME AND I’LL SUE!!!!

Mr. Idol drops the mic and takes off his suit jacket, rolls up his sleeves and is staring at the aisle waiting for Nigel to make his way to the ring as the PERCs are also ready for action…there is a lot of movement in the crowd behind Mr. Idol and the PERCs…suddenly a man with a black ski mask jumps from out of the crowd over the guard rail and slides into the ring.

Phantom: What the hell?

Phoenix: A masked man has slid in the ring and he catches Mr. Idol with a bulldog!  And the PERCs don’t see a thing.

Phantom: Turn around you idiots!!!

The masked man stomps on the back of Solomon Idol’s head and heads to the top rope.

Phantom: Wait a damn minute, I know who that is!

Phoenix: Sure you do, it’s the masked man!  He is now on the top rope and comes off with a Rolling leg drop!

Phantom: You mean he comes off with a Million Dollar Splash!  That’s that weasel Nigel Vanderbilt!  He can’t fool me with that mask!

The masked man walks over to Solomon Idol’s suit jacket to grab his clicker, he starts pressing it making the PERCs finally turn around to see what has happened…they immediately storm the ring but the masked man slides out and makes his way back through the crowd to an enormous pop.

Phantom: Arrest that man!  He just violated Mr. Idol’s restraining order!

Phoenix: Solomon Idol has a restraining order against that masked man?  I didn’t know that.

Phantom Lord: Don’t give me that crap, you know that was Vanderbilt!  If I know the Firm the authorities will be here any moment to slap the handcuffs on that snake!

Shot fades out on the PERCs trying to help up Mr. Idol.

Phantom: We will return after this commercial break.

A single red drop falls onto a piece of white paper, placed at an angle so the crimson rolls down the sheet, staining it permanently. As the camera pans out, another three drops fall, the trickle slowly forming a river of blood. Over the paper stands the Daientine, slowly pressing a knife into the flesh of his free hand, the slick redness oozing over the shimmering blade.

Daientine: The lands we weave with our fingertips…

He shakes the hand dry, flecks of gore hitting the page. The river runs dry. For now. Taking the knife, he places the very point up against the eyehole of his steel mask and drives it home, leaning over the now-red paper to let the blood cascade from his face.

Daientine: The oceans our eyes can show…

Shaking now, the steel becoming wet and tarnished, he removes the knife from the eye and moves it down to the mouth grille and, with a deadly grip stabs the full length of the blade into his mouth. Immediately he retches and, throwing the knife to the floor, hurls up a river of blood onto the page, its whiteness all but gone. Saliva mingled with crimson slides down his neck.

Daientine: And the worlds we speak of with our tongues…

He gasps, crashing to the floor, lying back. After a moment, he rises, the blood on his mask gone.

Daientine: They are all lies. Your filthy heretic natures shall be exacerbated and your stained souls will be cleansed of any last vestiges of so-called ‘goodness’. Everyone in this disgusting filthy hellhole will show their darker sides when I am finished. And if you do not believe me… just wait until you realise who I am. And since I am feeling generous… here’s a hint.

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Phoenix: Welcome back and what is that all about?

Phantom: No idea but we should find out soon enough.

"The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays as Ozzy Crerar makes his way out to the ring.

Mike Announcer: Introducing first from Blissfield Michigan, Weighing in at 270 lbs… OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY CRERAR!!!

Phantom:  Here’s a man whose career thus far hasn’t been a complete sham.

Phoenix:  Indeed it hasn’t, Phantom. He’s won a good amount of matches as well as made a name for himself by going up against the likes of Nigel Vanderbilt.

"This Is The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson plays as Bobino now makes his way out to the ring.

Mike Announcer: Introducing his opponent, From Nashua New Hampshire, weighing in at 243 lbs… THIS IS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBINO!!!

Phantom:  Another man who can’t be complaining as we speak.

Phoenix:  A recent victory over Magic at The Madness and Bobino’s return can almost be called alright. A win here tonight in this triple threat would further cement himself especially with that Owners Cup in his possession.

"Holly Roller Novocaine" by Kings of Leon plays as Anwyl makes his way out to the ring.

Mike Announcer: Last but not least, their opponent from Melbourne Australia. He weighs in at 365 lbs HE IS ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNWYL!!!

Phantom:  Someone who hasn’t been able to achieve too much right now. Looking for some direction.

Phoenix:  Much like Bobino and Crerar a win here would help push them in the right direction or further down the right direction in Crerar’s case.

Phoenix:  Crerar being careful as well as the other two as they all three just start to circle around the ring. Anwyl and Bobino kind of nod to each other and both go after Crerar.

Phantom:  That is a good strategy by those two to get rid of Crerar and then they can focus on each other later in the match with one less man to worry about.

Phoenix:  A double Irish Whip and a double elbow to Crerar’s chest and he is down. Anwyl lifting him up and delivering a slap to the face. Bobino with a drop kick from behind and Anwyl with a clothesline to finish up the combonation.

Phantom:  Ozzy right now has to worry about which direction it is that he will be getting attacked from. Trying to fight primarily from either way will only end in the same way. With him on the ground and hurting.

Phoenix:  Bobino against the ropes and with an elbow drop to the chest of Crerar. Anwyl with a knee drop to Crerar’s face and Crerar has got to be thinking this is not going to turn out well.

Phantom:  Don’t worry Phoenix this alliance will not last long. Eventually they’ll have to take their sights off of Crerar and take on each other. Crerar will then get the opportunity to rest.

Phoenix:  The damage may be done by then as Anwyl lifts up Crerar and delivers a belly to belly suplex.

Phantom:  Bobino is actually egging Anwyl to do it once again. This right there could be a trick to get Crerar hurt and Anwyl tired at the same time.

Phoenix:  You might have figured it out but Anwyl has not as he stomps on Crerar, lifts him up, and delivers another belly to belly suplex.

Phantom:  Crerar might get his chance to rest later but it might not be enough of a chance if he can barely feel his body during it.

Phoenix:  Bobino tells Anwyl to lift up Crerar for him but wait! Crerar with a forearm to Anwyl’s gut and a European uppercut! Bobino stops the momentum right there though!

Phantom:  Anwyl is not happy about that.

Phoenix:  Anwyl with a reverse DDT out of anger and now just laying the kicks on Crerar. Bobino really getting to rest this match.

Phantom Lord:  I guess not expecting to get hit in a match makes you angrier than getting hit when you expect it.

Phoenix:  Anwyl has Crerar up and against the ropes for a Monkey Toss. Crerar rolling out of the ring.

Phantom:  Crerar is gonna have to wait to be handed the time because Anwyl right after him and rolling him back in the ring.

Phoenix:  Crerar tries to get to his feet but a dropkick from Bobino to the jaw lays him out again.

Phantom:  Crerar has barely gotten any offense in so far in this match. If he was hoping to continue his string of momentum right here I really hope he didn’t put all those eggs in this basket.

Phoenix:  Anwyl putting Crerar in the corner now and laying the ten punch on him.

Crowd: Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!

Phoenix:  Bobino with a drop kick to the back of Anwyl and he is over the top ropes and to the outside!

Phantom:  I knew it would happen and I was just waiting for it to happen. It’s happened and Bobino might be trying to steal this one.

Phoenix:  He’s going for the DARWINISM! HE’S GOT OZZY IN POSITION!

Phantom:  NO! OZZY TWISTS OUT OF IT AND THROWS BOBINO OVER THE ROPES AS WELL!

Phoenix:  A quick turn of momentum here and Ozzy finally gets that time to rest! It won’t be much time though because Anwyl is already in the ring and charging but Ozzy counters with a clothesline to the chest.

Phantom:  Crerar is getting heated up!

Phoenix:  Bobino slides into the ring and takes a clothesline as well! Both men leaning on each other to get up and both of them take a clothesline at the same time!

Phantom:  You would think Anwyl would go after Bobino for what he did but it doesn’t appear that way! He may never have a chance to do so!

Phoenix:  Ozzy with a Scoop Slam on Anwyl and throwing him through the middle rope back outside!

Phantom:  Ozzy know’s that these men are definitely fresher than him! He can’t let them get focused!

Phoenix:  He’s stalking a recovering Bobino and a Samoan Drop later he’s back down! He covers! One…

Phantom:  Anwyl on the outside pulling Ozzy off!

Phoenix:  A big boot to the face and Ozzy is laid out on the ground. Anwyl sees a down Bobino and slides into the ring waiting behind Bobino! He may try to finish them up quick.

Phantom Lord:  Anwyl is being wise to attack the man whose body might not be numb from pain just yet.

Phoenix:  He’s got him over his shoulders for the Third Degree! NO BOBINO FIGHTING OUT OF IT AND COUNTERS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!

Phantom:  Bobino back in the match with the control almost completely his. The control of the match though has been switching back and forth quickly so he shouldn’t get too comfortable.

Phoenix:  Because OZZY GRABS HIM FROM THE OTHER SIDES OF THE ROPES AND FLIPS HIM OVER! BOBINO LANDS HARD OUTSIDE AND IS OUT!

Phantom:  Crerar looks happy with what he has done!

Phoenix:  Anwyl is up and goes for a punch but Ozzy counters with his arm and hits a headbutt sending him stumbling back. Ozzy back in the ring and charges with a shoulder block. Crerar with that Colbert Bump!

Phantom:  You make it sound so dangerous.

Phoenix:  Nonetheless Anwyl getting back up but not for long because he goes right back down WITH A I CRUSH-A YOU FACE!!! Crerar covers! One… Two… Three!

Mike Announcer: Here is your winner… OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY CRERAR!!!

Ozzy Crerar 3.70 APS + 1.90 AVS = 5.60
Bobino 3.56 APS + 1.00 AVS = 4.56
Anwyl 0.00 APS + 0.10 AVS = 0.10

"The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie" by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays as Crerar holds his hands up proudly.

Phoenix: Ozzy with a hell of a win here but later on Nigel Vanderbilt will be at his and Savana’s mercy in a cage. So we can only dread to think of the horrible things Ozzy has planned.

Phantom: We will have to tune in to find out but the Television title is next!

The lights fall black across the arena.   The crowd silences at first – cat calls and solitary whoops dot the audio landscape.   The lights rise through a cycle of reds and pinks and the ring has been set about 15 degrees clockwise.  The lights drop once again.  The crowd grows restless and confused, the lights rise and the ring is again turned another 15 degrees clockwise, but this time the cycle of light stop on a brilliant fire engine red, and rush of smoke and haze fill the Arena.

Crooked:BOO!

Cpt. Crooked appears at the top of the ramp, the arena flushes white and the whole arena falls back in their chair.  The successful prankster saunters to the ring as “Where’s your Head at” by the Basement Jaxx pumps in inspiring the extravagant Cpt. Crooked to dance his way to the ring.  Still reeling from the scare the crowd slowly regains interest in their assailant as he takes the mic once again.

Crooked: If you’re afraid, you’re vulnerable.  If you follow the straight and narrow, you are predictable and shallow.  I am Cpt. Crooked, and this… THIS IS MY SHOW… I want to thank everyone for coming to… uh – this seeming interesting place.  Uh, well honestly – I’ve been here for just a few hours and this place is terrible.  You… You deserve better.  You deserve Better School, Bigger Militaries.  I think we can all agree those guys in other countries, they sure do have small dicks then we do.  So if you’re here watch the LPW and you think to yourself – I could political reformist, or I have an urge to paint like Bob Ross – then you should be playing for my team.  On my team we screw robots, and marry rabbits.

The arena lights drop and flash – Cpt. Crooked looks startled and panicked.  A sense that he may be trapped in the ring, but by who and what and how?  Those questions will be answered… quickly I promise.

Crooked: Listen, get away from the lights.  You mother… I mean – Hello… please ignore the technical difficulties as I introduce our first guest.  He’s a big star… well to be quite frank he might just be the only star her in the LPW if you were comparing everyone. He’s brilliance is matched only by washed-up has-beens like Tromboner Man, White Falcon and Dormie.  I introduce my first guest… X!!!

The arena drops to darkness and the theme song to Cheers is played.  When the lights come up Kirstie Alley is the only person standing in the ring with Cpt. Crooked.  He’s flabbergasted and is clearly holding back tears.

Alley: Listen Mr. Crooked – I was once fat, then thin, then fat, then stupid, well still stupid,  and now thin again.  I think – things change around here so fast.  Did I mention that I’m T.V.’s own Kirstie Alley?  Well I am!

Crooked: You’re not X and that’s disappointing.  How did you get here?

Alley:I walked, apparently you don’t pay for limo service and I needed the exercise.  The Olson Twins offered to drive me, but I heard what happens to thin people who get involved with them.

Crooked: They turn into Andy Dick?

Alley:Exactly. Kirstie Alley smiles at Cpt. Crooked and grabs him by the chin. Once day, Mr. Crooked, Your bromance for this X character will have a highly climatic and interesting conclusion.  That just how it works from what I hear.

Crooked: Really?!?  So you’re saying that if I’m patience and good at my job I will once day have an epic and resolution situation that will forever define the LPW, and X will be involved in that moment in some incredible and fantastic way?

Kirstie Alley shrugged “I just talk sometimes, you really shouldn’t listen to me.  I told you, I’m stupid.”  Kirstie Alley then steps off the apron of the ring and shuffles back in her tight dress.  The crowd stares blankly at what was that strangest interview ever.

Crooked: Well then – let the circus continue.  Next up on my show… I would like to introduce…

The lights flicker once again and Cpt. Crooked look angrily over to the lighting area.

Crooked: If you’ll pardon the interruptions caused by fools with lighting engineering degrees, well then and so forth may I introduce my second and final guest.  I don’t like him, he smells like poop – It’s DYNAMO!!!!

The arena draws dark and just before it gets awkward the lights ramp up with Basement Jaxx hit song “Where’s your head at?” blaring from the speakers.  Cpt. Crooked looks around confused in the ring only to discover a full length mirror being lowered from the ceiling.

Crooked: Excuse me – Where is my guest?  Cpt. Crooked pleads with the air above his head.

“Dynamo wouldn’t come out.  Interview yourself.”  A man in the speaker declared.  Cpt. Crooked walks around the mirror in pure bewilderment.  He pushes it and it rocks on the strings supporting it.  “You must begin the interview now.”  The voice protested.

Crooked: O.K. Fine – Hi Me… are you excited about becoming and LPW superstar?”  Crooked then spins around and beams a big smile.   “Yes, but I think that the crowd here is unable to handle the heat I bring to the table.  I can screw 10 times a night and still have the energy to kick ass, take names and make a friendship bracelet.”  Cpt. Crooked then looks back the other direction. “Interesting, so you ‘re saying you’re not finding the competition here in the LPW that competitive?”  The Cpt gives a strong roll of the eyes and strong shrug of the shoulders.  “I say a lot of thing – pick something and move on.  I’m not interested in this banter.  I’m the shit, can you smell me?”

Cpt. Crooked then taps the mirror twice, it’s whisked up to the sky and as his theme song rings out one more time, Cpt. Crooked may have not left a mark, but he did take up some airtime.

Phantom: Now that was just…Odd, no really BP I am at lost for words here.

Phoenix: Up next we have the LPW Television Championship. Our new Champion Steve Storme of the Anarchist takes on a former Television Champion in Nigel Vanderbilt.

Phantom: I’ve said it before The Television Championship is the title to have in LPW, even more then the World titles you are the face of the company as you are guaranteed to be on every telecast of Insanity.

Phoenix: But let’s not forget win or lose Nigel Vanderbilt will be forced to into handcuffs, his feet will be bound and will locked in a steel cage to be at the mercy of Andy Savana and Ozzy Crerar.

Phantom: Well if Nigel beats that Anarchist, that is no way to treat a television champion.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is for one fall and is for the LPW Television Championship.


Mike Announcer: Introducing first the challenger…

"When They Come For Me" by Linkin Park plays as Nigel Vanderbilt steps through the curtain with the cockiest of smirks on his face. He poses for a second on the stage as pyrotechnics go off in the background.

Mike Announcer: Weighing in at 235 lbs and hailing from Boston Massachusetts… Nigel Vaaaaaaaaaanderbilt!!!

Nigel paces back and forth in the ring as his music fades out and is replaced by “Deathmarch” by Cancer Bats.

Mike Announcer: Introducing the Champion… weighing in at 225 lbs and hailing from “Kila Cali” he is the reigning LPW Television Champion… STEEEEEEEEEEVE STOOOOOOOOORME!!!

Steve Storme steps though curtain with the Television title wrapped around his waist. He has a look of determination on his faces as he walks down the ramp before taking off the title and holding it up proudly. He tosses the title to the referee and walks up and slaps Nigel right in the face.

Phoenix: And Storme doesn’t even wait to for this one to start before getting into Nigel’s head.

Phantom: But I don’t think that is the reaction he wanted out of that.

Phoenix: Your right, Nigel tackles Storme to the ground like a man possessed and is unloading on the television champion.

Phantom: Storme is a tough young man but this is not how he wants to start his maiden defense of his first LPW title.

Phoenix: Nigel picks up Storme and whips him to the ropes and drops him with a dropkick. Nigel jumps to the ropes and moonsaults off ropes for a pin fall. One… kick out by Storme. Storme is up and Nigel charges to get caught in a hip toss but Nigel lands on his feet. Nigel and Storme charge into each other and drop each other with a double clothesline.

Phantom: Both men are down here and both are already getting up. These two are the bright future of LPW that is for sure.

Phoenix: Storme goes for another hip toss but Nigel holds on and lands on his feet. Hooking the head Nigel suplexes Storme over and rolls over to a cover. One… kick out by Storme. Nigel holds onto the head and raises Storme back to his feet. Hooking the arm Nigel plants Storme with a tornado DDT but Storme mounts Nigel and picks up. Storme goes for a Irish whip and follows up directly behind him to grab and plants Nigel with a big German Suplex! Storme hooks the legs. One… Kick out by Vanderbilt.

Phantom: A nice series of chain wrestling from these two and showing why they both deserve to become the Television Champion.

Phoenix: Nigel is back up but Storme hits a side kick before droping him with a double leg spin kick. Storme takes the arm and drops a leg across his throat before rolling over into a pin. One… Two… Kick out by Nigel. Storme goes to pick up Nigel and a blatant Low blow drops Storme.

Phantom: and the referee didn’t see it.

Phoenix: Nigel has Storme up and hits a drop toe hold. He slides up to a head lock and picks up Storme and drills him with a big bull dog.

Phantom: Look, Nigel isn’t done yet.

Phoenix: Nigel tosses a few punches to the side of Storme’s head, he stands up and shifts it into a dropping Neck breaker. Nigel covers. One… Two… Kick out by Storme. And look at the frustration on Nigel’s face.

Phantom: He wants that Television Championship back badly.

Phoenix: He can’t risk a slip up. But what will happen directly after the match has to be on is mind. Regardless Nigel has Storme up and kicks him in the gut and is calling for his finisher here. He hooks the waist and a back body drop by Storme! Followed by an elbow to the throat. Storme picks up and whips Nigel to the ropes and slams into him with a flying forearm smash!

Phantom: Storme is getting his wind back for Nigel seemed to be in control for the majority of this contest but the champ clearly isn’t done yet.

Phoenix: Storme has Nigel up and drops him with a short arm clothesline, picks him back up and whips him to the corner. Steve Storme backs up and charges at the corner he is going for a big splash and Nigel rolls out of the way.

Phantom: Storme eats nothing but turnbuckle and slumps to the ground. Nigel sees his spot and climbs to the top rope.

Phoenix: Nigel sizes up Storme and Storme kips up. Nigel spots the change and leaps off with double axe handle. Storme ducks and Nigel lands on his feet, Storme gut checks Nigel with his shoulder and has him over his shoulder.

Phantom:Is he going for the End of Discord?

Phoenix: It would appear that way. Storme shifts Nigel up and over and he drills him with the End of Discord. He covers… One… Two… Three! Storme Retains!

Mike Announcer: Here is your winner and still LPW Television Champion… STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE STOOOOOOOORME!!!

Steve Storme 4.00 APS + 1.90 AVS = 5.90
Nigel Vanderbilt 4.08 APS + 1.00 AVS = 5.08

Phantom: Nigel put in a great effort here but Steve Storme proved the LPW Television Championship will be his for a while.

Phoenix: And to add insult to injury, Nigel knows what is in his near future…

Phantom: And that is coming up next. Don’t go anywhere yet.

Insanity returns from commercial break with Nigel Vanderbilt still in the ring looking up at the ceiling as officials are handcuffing his arms behind his back and chaining his ankles together.

Phantom: Say what you will about Nigel but this is just wrong!

Phoenix: But that is the price of losing.

Mike Announcers: Ladies and Gentlemen, as you can see the steel cage is starting to lower and Nigel Vanderbilt will be at the mercy of Ozzy Crerar and Andy Savana for ten full minutes.

Not even waiting for there music’s Both Savana and Crerar walk through the curtains. Ozzy has a gym back and reaches in and pulls out a bag of carrots and holds them up in the air. This infuriates Nigel.

Phoenix: Well Ozzy has been threatening to violate Nigel with Carrots and looks like he is going to keep his word.

Both men get into the ring as the cage door is locked. On the Jumbo-Tron a giant counter pops up on the screen.

Mike Announcer:  Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet the Timer BEGIN!!!

Ozzy Smiles as he drops the bag and starts to move in when Andy Steps in front of Nigel. Ozzy looks confused when Nigel mouths “I’m Sorry” and slaps Crerar into the face to catch him off guard and drills him to the mat with a Savana induced coma.

Phantom: What is this? Savana is preventing the revenge he deserves here.

Phoenix: Savana is turning to face Nigel; maybe he wants these 10 minutes alone.

Savana goes behind Nigel and Nigel’s arms are free and Nigel uses his hands to remove the chains from his ankles. Nigel immediately goes on the Assault of Ozzy Crerar by stomping him when he is down but Savana pulls Nigel off of Ozzy. Sava then goes to the cage to call for a microphone.

Savana: Nigel, That wasn’t part of the deal! Let him go so we can finish this agreement.

Nigel looks at Ozzy, then at the bag of carrots then shoots an evil look at Savana before nodding his head. He kicks Ozzy one last time for good measure before approaching Savana and grabbing the microphone.

Vanderbilt: Ok Savana your right, a deal is a deal. You prevented that low life freak show from putting a hand on me… I will return your “whore”. Boys! Bring her out here.

The camera shifts to backstage to Nigel’s personal limo. Around the limo the driver and another member of Nigel’s staff are laid out on the ground as screams can be heard a  women is yanked from the car by men wearing Holocaust cloaks. They grab here and muffle her screams by placing a rag over her mouth still she passes out. The Masked men step into the darkness of the garage and disappear. Andy sees this and starts to go crazy in the cage as he has no idea of what is going on.

Savana: Nigel! Where is she?

Vanderbilt: I don’t have her; at least not anymore as you can see my own men got jumped.

Savana: WHO!

Scorpio: I do.

Savana looks at the stage as Eric Scorpio steps out with a smile on his face.

Scorpio: You see Andy, I had a feeling that Nigel would try to bargain with you to save his own hide and mess up the stipulations put in place and with my spies telling me everything about your secret meeting. You see Andy, you don’t bite the hand that feeds you. I come to you with an offer of motivation and you insult me? That is no way to treat your true master Andy but unlike Nigel I won’t drag this out for weeks on end. You want your women back?

Andy starts to shake his head in a yes manor franticly.

Scorpio: Then next week at Insanity Live, you Andy Savana will face Nigel Vanderbilt one last time with EVERYTHING ON THE LINE in the main event in a Ladder Match!

Nigel grabs the microphone from Savana.

Vanderbilt: What do you mean everything?

Scorpio: Simple Nigel if you win next week, You retire Savana for he is putting his career on the line.

Vanderbilt: I will not put my career-

Scorpio: No Nigel, for you it isn’t your career you are defending, You see you do have a contract with Andy, if you win you are no longer responsible for his well-being-

Vanderbilt: Just tell me what’s all on the line I don’t want a damn speech.

Scorpio: Very well; Andy’s career, Your Money to cover Andy’s Health, Ownership of his “Whore”; and last but not least if Savana is able to win the LPW United States Championship… that too will be on the line. So clear my ring as that match will happen now!

The cage is raised as referee’s help Crerar out of the cage and Nigel leaves with a greedy look on his face.

Phoenix: Well fans up next we have what promises to be an epic encounter as Mass Chaos defends the LPW United States Championship against Andy Savana in a two out three falls match. One victory isn’t enough. You need two to get the win.

Phantom: Even though I know Mass Chaos would not want to retain his title in this manner, this match puts all the pressure on the challenger. A two out three falls match can end in so many ways, but it has to be two-pin fall or two submissions. If Mass Chaos gets himself counted out or disqualified come crunch time, Andy will win the match but he won’t win the title. But Mass Chaos is bringing honor and integrity back to wrestling so he wouldn’t do such a thing.

Phoenix: We know you would though.

Phantom: Damn right I would. Yeah it’s all about competition, but in the end you have to be the champion. The champion doesn’t have to beat you.

Phoenix: Phantom Lord, the beacon of sportsmanship folks. We expect this match to be a barnburner so lets head up to the ring and our good friend Mike Announcer for the official introductions.

A panorama shot of the American Airlines Arena in Miami showing the sold out crowd is shown and then it cuts to the ring for the introductions

Mike Announcer: Wrestling fans the following contest on LPW Insanity is a Two Out Of Three Falls match for the LPW United States Championship. The title can only change hands on two-pin fall, submission, or a combination of the two victories. And now for the participants.

The lights in the arena go out and strobes start pulsing to the beat of "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins. They come back up and Andy Savana makes his way down the isle to a tremendous ovation

Mike Announcer: Introducing first, Standing in the ring he hails from Houston, Texas and he weighs in at 244 Pounds…This is AAAANNNNNNDDDDDYYYYY SSSSAAAAAAVVVVVVAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAA.

Phoenix: A tremendous ovation for Andy Savana from this Miami crowd. He has worked so hard to over come everything going on in his life, especially with Nigel Vanderbilt and tonight he has a chance to take a huge step forward in his career.

Phantom: The United States Championship in wrestling has always made the holder the defacto number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship. If and this is a big IF, IF Andy can do it tonight he will be moving on to the next plain of his career.

Phoenix: You were the LPW United States Champion so you know the burden is on the challenger to beat the champion.

Phantom: It feels like another life time ago, but yes I was and if Mass Chaos wants to keep that title he needs to remember that. You don’t have to beat him. He has to beat you.

The shot cuts back to the stage as the lights dim once again as "El Corazon del Guerrero" by Tierra Santa comes on and a blast of pyro goes off as Mass Chaos comes out to a huge ovation from the crowd

Mike Announcer: And his opponent… coming down the isle, he hails from Allen, Texas and he weighs in at 215 Pounds…He is the reigning and defending LPW United States Champion…He is The Man That Will Not Die…This Is MMMAAASSSSSSSS CCCCHHHAAAAOOOOSSSSSSSSS.

Phoenix: A tremendous ovation for Mass Chaos as he steps into the ring for a huge challenge here on LPW Insanity.

Phantom: Chaos is primed and ready. He defeated a real life Goliath to win that title, so Andy Savana is going to have to use everything he has got and then some to take that belt from Mass Chaos tonight.


Phoenix: Both men are standing in the center of the ring as the referee holds the LPW United States Championship up high. He hands it off to the ring announcer and he calls for the bell and this one is under way. Both men are circling each other and they quickly lock up. It’s going to be a feeling out process as both men need to pace themselves in this match. Chaos pushes Andy back to the corner and he gives a clean break as the referee breaks it up.

Phantom: Chaos is a smart man inside that ring. He knows Andy Savana has a short fuse, so he probably isn’t above getting Savana to snap and make a huge mistake in this match.

Phoenix: Chaos knows how to play the human game of chess in that ring as they come back to the center of the ring and lock up once again and Andy Savana gains the advantage as he pushes Chaos back to the corner. Andy slowly does a clean break and he taps Mass Chaos on the cheek. Chaos does not look too pleased from that as they circle back to the center of the ring and they lock up once again and Mass Chaos goes behind and he does a take down and he floats over and he lightly smacks the back of Andy’s head.

Phantom: Talk about being shown up right there. There is no greater sign of disrespect to someone in the ring when you do that and then give them a love tap to boot.

Phoenix: Andy is keeping his cool as he gets back up and he gives a golf clap to Mass Chaos as they lock up once again and Andy quickly goes behind and he does a takedown of his own and Andy quickly floats over and he’s back up and he drops an elbow right onto the back of Chaos’s head and now he’s back up and he’s putting the boots to Chaos.

Phantom: It never takes long for the sportsmanship to go right out the window. God I love that.

Phoenix: I’m sure you would as Andy picks Mass Chaos back up and he sends him into the ropes and nails him with a standing shoulder block. Chaos is down as Andy goes into the ropes and he drops a big leg onto Mass Chaos. He goes for a quick cover…one…two…Kickout by Mass Chaos. Andy is using a straight forward attack as he picks him back up and he whips him into the corner. Andy quickly follows him in and nails him with a clothesline. Chaos is dazed as he stumbles out of the corner and Andy quickly grabs him and he hooks him up and nails a Northern Lights Suplex into the pin…One…Two…Kickout by Mass Chaos again.

Phantom: I commend Andy for trying this approach against Mass Chaos, but this man beat Ash Strife after Ash Strife hit him with everything including the sink and the counter it was attached to. Andy is going to have to step it up big time to keep him down.

Phoenix: I think he is as he grabs Mass Chaos and he throws him over the top rope and out to the floor. Andy is on the ring apron as he sets himself up as he waits for Mass Chaos to stand back up and Chaos is getting back up to his feet and he turns around and Andy levels him with a clothesline from the apron to the floor.

Andy quickly pops up and he brings Mass Chaos back up to his feet and he rams him back first into the ring apron and Mass Chaos falls to the floor

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is in bad shape early on in this match.

Phantom: Andy has a good game plane right now of attack…attack…attack.

Phoenix: It is working right now as the US Champion is down in a heap as Andy picks him back up and he rams him back first into the ring post. Andy is backing up and he looks like he might want to go for something big here as he charges and Chaos ducks AND ANDY CLOTHESLINES THE RING POST. Andy just wrapped his arm around the ring post as Mass Chaos is back up and he grabs that arm and he slams it into the ring post and again and again and again. Andy is clutching his arm as Mass Chaos rolls him back into the ring. Chaos is back up on the apron and he is slowly climbing up to the top rope and Andy is back up and he trips the rope and Mass Chaos is crotched on the top rope.

Phantom: That always puts a damper on ones plans for later in the evening.

Phoenix: Andy is shaking his arm trying to get some feeling back into it as he climbs up to the second rope and he’s trying to get Chaos up on his shoulders but Mass Chaos is fighting it and he nails him with an elbow to the head and another and another and another and Andy is dazed. Chaos smashes his head on the top turnbuckle and sunset flips over and pulls Andy down and has the pin…One…Two…Three. Mass Chaos has got the first pinfall.

Announcer: The winner of the first fall via pinfall and now up One to Nothing is MASS CHAOS.

A replay of the fall is shown

Phantom: Andy Savana was going for a big move to try and go up early, but the ring smarts of Mass Chaos come into play and he does a beautiful sunset flip roll up off the rope and pulls Andy down and scores the first fall of the match.

Phoenix: Andy is fuming that he lost in that manner and he is jumping at the bits to start the second fall as the referee asks both men if they are ready and they are and he rings the bell for round number two. Andy comes charging and Mass Chaos sends him right into the corner and Chaos nails him with a big chop and another and another. Andy quickly grabs Chaos and spins him around and he nails him with a huge European uppercut and another and another. Chaos is dazed and Andy nails him with a knee to the stomach and he sets up for a DDT and he connects. Andy with the cover…one…two…and the foot is on the rope.

Phantom: A great champion always knows where he is in that ring.

Phoenix: Right now Andy is picking Mass Chaos back up and he sets up for a swinging neck breaker and he connects. Andy goes for the cover again…one…two…Kickout by Mass Chaos. Andy quickly sits Mass Chaos up and he drives a knee right into his back and he locks on a chin lock and he is pulling back on the head and neck of Mass Chaos. The referee is asking if Mass Chaos wants to give up, but he’s saying no.

Phantom: In a two out of three falls match, when you go down one to nothing, a sense of panic starts in your mind. You start thinking irrationally as you try everything to tie the match back up. Lots of these matches have ended in two straight falls because the other guy made a mistake trying to even things up.

Phoenix: With all that Andy has been through in the last few months, thinking clearly is the one thing he must do in this match as he continues to work that chin lock. Mass Chaos though is starting to draw strength from this crowd as he’s starting to turn to his side to try and stand back up and he’s up to a knee and he nails Andy with an elbow to the gut and another and another and the hold is broken.

Mass Chaos gets back up and he goes into the ropes and nails Andy with a clothesline. Andy pops back up and Mass Chaos scoops him up and connects with a big body slam. Chaos quickly grabs Andy Savana and he picks him up and hoists him up onto his shoulders

Phoenix: This could be it…Chaos is going for the Final Disarray…but Andy breaks free and he takes him down with a backslide and the pin…One…Two…Three. And just like that this match is all tied up.

Announcer: The winner of the second fall via pinfall and now evening the match to one fall a piece…ANDY SAVANA.

Phantom: What a great piece of wrestling there by Andy Savana.

The replay plays as it shows how Andy countered the Final Disarray

Phantom: Here Andy is hoisted up and he uses his momentum and size advantage to break free and use a good old fashion backslide to score the second fall.

Phoenix: The look of panic seems to be off Andy’s face as things are all tied up and we are going to the most exciting fall in professional wrestling, the third fall of a two out of three falls match. The referee asks if both men are ready and they are and he calls for the bell for the third and deciding fall. Both men have said the hell with sportsmanship and they are just hammering away on each other. Mass Chaos nails Andy Savana with a huge elbow to the jaw and Andy counters with a big European uppercut. Andy sends Mass Chaos into the ropes and he scoops him up for a Samoan Drop but CHAOS COUNTERS IT RIGHT INTO THE CHAOS LOCK AND ANDY IS STRUGGLING FOR THE ROPES.

Phantom: I don’t think Chaos has that hold on all the way. Andy is using everything he has to prevent that arm from straightening out.

Phoenix: Andy is scratching and clawing and he gets his foot on the ropes and Mass Chaos is forced to break the hold. Andy quickly rolls out to the floor as he realizes he would have been tapping out if he couldn’t reach those ropes.

As Andy Savana tries to regroup, Mass Chaos climbs up to the top rope on the corner and as Andy turns around, Chaos dives and connects with a cross body to the floor

Phoenix: MASS CHAOS WITH AN INSANE DIVE TO THE FLOOR AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN.

Phantom: What in the hell was he thinking? Well it was clear he wasn’t thinking because a move like that could potentially cost him this match and the gold.

Phoenix: I have to agree with you as Mass Chaos is getting back up to his feet and he grabs Andy Savana by the head and he’s bringing him back up to his feet and he goes to Irish whip Andy into the guard rail, but Andy counters and he sends Mass Chaos right into the rails. Chaos is hurt as Andy Savana grabs him…AND HE NAILS A BELLY TO BELLY ON THE FLOOR.

Phantom: In the old days they would call a move like that the kidney exploder. No give on that floor what so ever and just a horrible splat sound on impact.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is in a world of pain as Andy Savana brings him back up to his feet and he rolls him back into the ring. Andy is not following him in as he is climbing up to the top rope. Andy Savana is perched on the top rope and he leaps and connects with a BIG top rope leg drop. He makes the cover…One…Two…Kickout by Mass Chaos. Andy is back up as he brings Mass Chaos back up to his feet and he drives him into the corner. Andy drives a shoulder into his midsection and another and another and another and Mass Chaos is hurt as he stumbles forward and Andy goes into the ropes AND HE BLASTS HIM WITH THE SAVANEURYISM. Mass Chaos is down and Andy goes for the cover…One…Two…T…KICKOUT BY MASS CHAOS.

Phantom: This is exactly what we saw when he would not stay down despite what Ash Strife had done to him. Andy Savana is learning why Mass Chaos is The Man That Will Not Die.

Phoenix: Andy Savana is beside himself right now as he picks Mass Chaos back up and he slams him down to the mat and Andy says play time is over as he’s going back up to the outside.

Andy Savana goes outside and climbs up to the top rope. He stands with perfect balances and goes for the Suicide Dive and he misses as Mass Chaos rolls out of the way at the last second

Phoenix: OH MY GOD HE MISSED. ANDY MISSED THE SUICIDE DIVE AND MASS CHAOS IS STANDING BACK UP. Mass Chaos is back up as Andy is getting back to his feet and Chaos scoops him up onto his back…ODE TO THE BLACK SUN CONNECTS. Mass Chaos with the cover…One…Two…KICKOUT BY ANDY SAVANA. Mass Chaos is stunned as he was sure he had him there.

Phantom: I’ll give it to Andy. You don’t survive what a guy like Nigel Vanderbilt did to you with out having an intense will to live. Chaos is going to have to break out the big guns to take down Savana tonight.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is looking to finish this as he’s giving the sign for The Final Disarray and Andy counters with a double leg AND HE’S GOING FOR SAVANA’S CHAMBER OF PAIN. Mass Chaos is fighting to block it with everything he has and Andy bends down to nail Chaos with a punch and Mass Chaos rolls him up with an inside cradle…One…Two…KICKOUT by Andy Savana. Andy is back up and Mass Chaos nails him with a forearm and another and another and a kick to the knee. Andy is down to a knee and Mass Chaos levels him with the roaring elbow to complete the Strikes Of Confusion. Chaos with the cover…One…Two…Kickout by Andy Savana once again.

Phantom: A lesser man would have been knocked the hell out after that last elbow.

Phoenix: The key word there is a lesser man and tonight Andy Savana has shown he is anything but a lesser man as Mass Chaos is in the opposite corner and he is waiting for Andy to sit back up.

Andy sits up and Mass Chaos comes charging with The Final Stand running knee, but Andy lays down to duck it and he grabs Mass Chaos by the ankles and he’s standing back up and he locks on the Savana’s Chamber Of Pain in the center of the ring

Phoenix: What a counter by Andy Savana as he has Savana’s Chamber of Pain locked in the center of the ring. He is putting all of his weight onto the back and neck of Mass Chaos. Mass Chaos is fading as he refuses to tap out AND SAVANA HAS GOT CHAOS BENT AT A NINTEY DEGREE ANGLE. The referee is checking Mass Chaos’s hand and he’s not responding AND HE CALLS FOR THE BELL. THIS ONE IS OVER. WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION.

Announcer: The winner of the third and deciding fall and NEW LPW UNITED STATES CHAMPION…AAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDYYYYY SSSSAAAAAAVVVVVVVVAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA.
Andy Savana 4.08 APS + 1.60 AVS = 5.68
Mass Chaos 3.70 APS + 1.30 AVS = 5.00

Andy finally lets go of the hold and he collapses to his knees as the referee hands him the LPW United States Championship title belt

Phantom: I’ve seen plenty of great matches for the United States Championship. Hell I was involved in many of them. But this one right here might be one of the best ever. Andy Savana uses Mass Chaos’s own momentum to counter the knee to the face and he locks on Savana’s Chamber Of Pain and Mass Chaos to his credit, he hung in there. But the pain of having your whole body being pulled onto your neck was too much and he passed out. Andy Savana is your NEW United States Champion.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos is starting to come to as he holds his neck and he walks over to Andy Savana and he raises his hand high and congratulates the new United States Champion.

Phantom: Savana  is in Shock but now the main event is a title match. Savana has a big week to plan for.

Phoenix: One more commercial break and out Main event is Next.

Phoenix: And now our Main Event. After weeks of turmoil and pot shots by both Brands, Mass Chaos was the one that decided to start the Road to Altered Reality with a bang by making out Main Event four men from Insanity and four men from Pyromania. Tonight, one of the brands will gain the first victory in this brand war!

Phantom: I didn't think Chaos had it in him, but I had to agree with his assessment. There had been way too much talking and posturing. Tonight, words will become actions. And tonight we shall see Insanity come out with first blood!

Phoenix: I wouldn't sell Pyromania short. They have a wealth of youth and experience and are lead by International Heavyweight Champion Tromboner Man and Styxx. Plus Insanity must be wary of the potential fireworks between cYnical and Morpheus.

Phantom: Are those two's interaction any worse than James and Jensen? At least with Morpheus and cYnical, they know that at this moment they have to deal with there issues and unite. Jensen is an arrogant prick, which is lovely, but James has shown to have a temper and if Jensen pushes the wrong button, you have two of your guys out. And that will not help in a match where Tromboner Man isn't 100%.

“Rock of Ages” by Def Leppard blares on the PA as Team Pyromania walks out of the curtain to a mixed reaction. Tromboner Man walks down the ramp proud but still sore from his war at Sacrificial Creed. Ryan James walks behind him, all business. Styxx is next standing in between James and Jensen, who is posing and taunting the fans. All four men walk into the ring and stand at the ready, waiting for Insanity. “Death Valley Superstars” by The Murderdolls blares on the PA as Team Insanity comes out of the curtain and walks quickly down the ring. All four men are sticking close together, though Morpheus and cYnical maintain a healthy distance from each other. All four slide into the ring and all eight men stare each other down.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your main event tonight is an eight man tag match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first the visitors! LPW International Heavyweight Champion Tromboner Man, Styxx, Ryan James, and Sean Jensen! This is TEAM PYRO! And now the home team! LPW WORLD Heavyweight Champion Morpheus, cYnical, the debuting Ultramarcus, and Azreal! This is TEAM INSANITY!

Phoenix: Sean Jensen is shoeing his teammates away, telling them he will start this match off. Jensen turns around and bumps right into Azreal, who grabs him by the throat and beal throws him to the other side of the ring! Jensen gets up and Azreal rushes him with a number of punches to the face. He takes Jensen to the corner and starts to hit him with a number of elbows to the head. Jensen falls down in a heap!

Phantom: He didn't pay attention at the beginning and Azreal, who is wanting to use his opportunity in the Main Event to further his prestige, took advantage! Then again, us Insanity guys at least know how to pay attention to detail.

Phoenix: Azreal picks up Jensen and Irish whips him to the corner, causing Jensen to crash hard into the corner. Azreal rushes toward Jensen and goes for the corner splash, but Jensen dodges out of the way! Jensen hits Azreal with an enziguri in the back of the head, causing him to go down! Jensen measures Azreal and dropkicks him in the head!

Phantom: Jensen used Azreal's momentum against him and now has taken advantage of it. He is stopping Azreal in the head than walks toward his corner. Did he just flip off Ryan James off non-chalantly?

Phoenix: Yes he did. Jensen quickly tags in LPW International Heavyweight Champion Tromboner Man. Tromboner Man starts to stomp on the downed Azreal. He picks up Azreal and shoves him into the corner and starts to unload on Azreal with a number of chops to the chest. Azreal blocks one of the chops and throws him in the corner and starts unloading him with right hands!

Phantom: Azreal taking his opportunity to stand toe to toe with a World champion and showing what he can do!

Azreal Irish whips Tromboner Man to the corner, than hits him with a Stinger splash. Azreal Irish whips Tromboner Man again into the opposite corner and goes to charge with a corner clothesline, but Tromboner Man hits him with a boot to the head. Tromboner Man goes to the second turnbuckle and hits Azreal with a missle dropkick to the head. Azreal rolls into his corner and tags in cYnical!

Phoenix: Oh here is a potential dream match in our hands as we have Tromboner Man and cYnical in the same ring, one on one!

Phantom: Amazing that these two men have never truly crossed paths.

Phoenix: Tromboner Man grabs him in a head lock and wrenches it in, cYnical trying to fight out of it. Cynical pushes Tromboner Man off him, but Tromboner Man gets him with a shoulder block! Tromboner Man runs to the ropes again, cYnical ducks under and attempts a dropkick, but Tromboner Man puts on the breaks, causing cYnical to crash. Styxx tags in and starts to hit cYnical with heavy right hands!

Phantom: That damn Aussie cost us a dream match up! Oh well, seeing cYnical humble Styxx again will be great!

Phoenix: Styxx really giving punishment to cYnical. Irish whip to the ropes and Styxx with a big back body drop! Styxx picks cYnical up and holds him up in a military press! He has cYnical up really high...and he drops him with a powerslam! Styxx showing his power to his former stable mate!

Phantom: It is always ugly when former brothers in arms face off against one another. Isn't it lovely? Well, except for Styxx being in control.

Phoenix: Styxx picks up cYnical and Irish whips him to the corner. Styxx rushes toward the corner, but cYnical runs toward him and hits him with a boot to the face, stunning the big man! Styxx looks pissed and tries to grab cYnical, but cYnical dodges and dropkicks Styxx in the back of the knee. Styxx is down...and cYnical with a standing double foot stomp on Styxx chest!

Cynical stomps on Styxx's head a number of times, than picks him up. He hits Styxx with a number of kicks to the legs and chest. He backs off and goes for a running big boot, but Styxx moves out of the way and dumps cYnical on his head with a big German Suplex. Styxx slowly gets his bearings and grabs cYnical, taking him to his corner. Jensen wants the tag, but Styxx glares at him and tags in Ryan James. Styxx Irish whips cYnical and grabs him in a bearhug. Ryan James runs the ropes and hits a clothesline on cYnical to complete the Hart Attack!

Phoenix: Styxx and James hit the Hart Attack on cYnical and Pyro has Insanity on the ropes. And we get an opportunity to see Ryan James face off against cYnical. James picks cYnical up and hits him with a vicious European uppercut, than grabs him in a clinch and hits him with a number of knees to the chest. James with a snapmare takeover on cYnical and looks for a running kick...but cYnical dodges!

Phantom: cYnical still has some life left and James may have been a little too excited in his first matchup with the LPW Legend.

Phoenix: It is understandable, but James will get back into this. He has been on a roll the last year and deserves to be in this match! James tries to hit cYnical with that kick again, but cYnical dodges and rolls out to his corner. He appears to be tagging out...did he just stare past Morpheus?

Phantom: It seems that they will team together, but cYnical won't trust him that much. He tags in Ultramarcus, who did the smart thing by jumping to the A brand instead of being shackled by the mismanagement by the now ex-Gm of Pyro!

Phantom: Marcus' welcome to Insanity is cut short by a double leg takedown by Ryan James, who know unloads with a barrage of right hands to the traitor of Pyromania!

Phoenix: James picks him up and Irish whips him to the ropes...big back body drop by Ryan James on Ultramarcus! James takes Ultramarcus to the corner and starts to unload on him with a succession of hard knife edge chops! He takes Marcus to the corner and tags in Tromboner Man! And every member of Team Pyro steps out. Styxx holds Marcus in place, giving him a few elbows to the head for good measure.

As Styxx holds Marcus, Sean Jensen charges toward Marcus first and hits him with a running elbow strike. Ryan James follows this up with a dropkick in the chest. Tromboner Man adds to this with a running boot in the corner. As Marcus is about to go down, Styxx shoves him in the corner and gives him a short arm clothesline in the corner, knocking him out for a loop.

Phoenix: Marcus got punished by Team Pyro there!

Phantom: Of course the cowards had to run the numbers game on him!

Phoenix: Tromboner Man goes for a cover! One...two! Marcus strongly kicks out at two!

Phantom: He was only momentarily stunned! Hopefully Marcus can capitalize on the still ailing Tromboner Man.

Phoenix: Tromboner Man with a number of right hands to the face of Marcus. He Irish whips him to the corner! Tromboner Man looks to be going for the running splash in the corner. He jumps...and Marcus got out of the way! Tromboner Man crashes face first into the corner! Tromboner Man turns around...half nelson suplex on Tromboner Man! He crushed him with that suplex!

Phantom: And Marcus is shaking the cobwebs out of his head and getting his focus back. He wants to show his former employer what they have been missing and what he has to offer his new employer!

Phoenix: Marcus starts to stomp on the neck of Tromboner Man. He has found his spot to attack. He lifts Tromboner Man up and grabs him in a cravate. He then turns it into a spinning Neckbreaker!

Phantom: He is focusing on the neck after that big Half Nelson suplex. I would also guarantee that Tromboner Man's neck is sore as hell after his hellacious match with Drew Michaels!

Phoenix: Ultramarcus grabs Tromboner Man and goes for another Neckbreaker. He is taking his time...and Tromboner Man breaks out and shoves Ultramarcus into the corner, touching both Morpheus and cYnical. Cynical leaps out to go after Tromboner Man, but Morpheus stops him!

Phantom: They are arguing over who is the legal man. Even the ref doesn't know who the legal man is. All to face Tromboner Man.

Phoenix: Wouldn't it be something seeing the Two world champions face off before Altered Reality, Phantom?

Phantom: It would be a nice little novelty, Phoenix.

Phoenix: As both men argue, Tromboner Man moves toward his corner and tags in Sean Jensen. Jensen? Why not Styxx?

Phantom: Tromboner Man sees the talent in Jensen. Both men have been underestimated by one Drew Michaels. Tromboner Man just knows that Jensen can hold his own.

Phoenix: We shall see. Jensen walks up to both men and taunts them. They both go for a tandem clothesline but Jensen ducks under and hits both with a springboard moonsault press. Jensen picks up cYnical and throws him out of the ring. He wants his shot at Morpheus and he is going to get it. I still don't get why Chaos chose him of all people to be in this match, even after all that Jensen did to Chaos?

Phantom: Chaos knows talent and likes to give back. When you are like Chaos, you want to give your former charges a chance to shine. Personally I would have taken a bat to Jensen's skull had he done that too me, but that is where me and Chaos differ.

Phoenix: Jensen with a number of hard right hands to Morpheus. He Irish whips Morpheus, who reverses. Morpheus goes for a clothesline, Jensen dodges! Jensen with a belly to belly suplex on the Champ! Standing leg drop and he taunts Morpheus afterward. And Jensen is pointing to the top ropes.

Phantom: I don't think this is wise, but he can fail if he wants. He isn't on my brand!

Phoenix: Jensen is up top. He flies, going for the front flip leg drop...and he misses! Morpheus rolled out of the way! Jensen is holding his ass and jumping up and down!

Phantom: He looks like he is humping the ground like that Creer guy does.

Phoenix: Jensen is up...and knocked down with a big uppercut by Morpheus! And another uppercut! Irish whip by Morpheus on Jensen. Big back body drop on Jensen, who is in pain and rushes to his corner! Morpheus signals for someone from Team Pyro to step up. Jensen walks toward Styxx. And he slaps James to tag him in! James reaches out to grab Jensen, who high tails it out and goes near the timekeeper as Styxx tries to calm James down.

Phantom: Nothing like the “ole slap you partner that you hate” bit. Classic from the 80's!

Phoenix: James retains his focus and walks into the ring to face another champion. James and Morpheus lock up. James grabs Morpheus in and arm wringer and transitions into a wrist lock. Morpheus is having none of this as he breaks the hold and blasts James with a big elbow strike!

Phantom: Looks like this is going to be a fight!

Phoenix: James gives Morpheus a retaliation elbow strike! Both men start exchanging elbow strikes, wait! Ryan James is getting the upper hand in the strike exchange! He grabs him in a clinch and knees him twice in the body. James runs to the ropes...and Morpheus decapitates him with a lariat! Morpheus drags James to the corner and starts to hit him with a number of knife edge chops. He is beating the hell out of Ryan James!

Phantom: Insanity really being the aggressor in this contest, though the better team has been Pyro, despite the Jensen thing with James.

Phoenix: Morpheus hits James with another big chop...and James takes Morpheus and throws him into the corner and starts to hit him with chops and elbows! He Irish whips him to the ropes! Running knee to the chest of Morpheus! Morpheus tries to get up, and James runs to the ropes...and gets a knee to his back, courtesy of Azreal!

Phantom: Team Insanity showing some team work for once. They better step the harmony and peace and stuff to win this match!

Phoenix: James grabs Azreal and headbutts him off the apron. James turns around, only to get an elbow strike to the temple, knocking him down. Morpheus motions for Azreal and Ultramarcus to get into the ring.

Phantom: Good leadership shown by Insanity's captain!

Phoenix: Morpheus picks James up and Irish whips him to ropes. Azreal catches him and hits him with a backbreaker and holds on to it! Ultramarcus is up on the second rope. Knee drop by Marcus on the stretched out James! Azreal grabs James and places him in the corner! He is calling for the big boot! Azreal runs...and James runs at him and takes him down with a desperation running STO! He rolls with the last bit of strength he has and tags in Styxx! Oh boy, we got the big man battle here!

Phantom: You have almost 600 lbs of muscle in that ring. Azreal has been in some impressive scraps and I see him as the future of this company, but Styxx is probably one of LPW's most dangerous big men!

Phoenix: Styxx picks Azreal up and gives him a big right hand! Azreal wakes himself up and gives Styxx a big right hand of his own! Both men start to exchange fists, not backing down an inch! Azreal starting to gain the advantage! He goes for a big haymaker! Styxx dodges and runs to the ropes! Azreal turns around and Styxx hits him with a shoulder block...but Azreal is still on his feet!

Phantom: There goes Azreal daring Styxx to do it again!

Phoenix: Styxx runs to the ropes and tries again! Azreal stays on his feet and he slaps Styxx in the mouth, daring him to knock him down! Styxx, pissed off runs to the ropes again! Azreal tries for a clothsline, Styxx dodges and keeps going. Azreal goes for a big boot, but Styxx grabs the foot! Azreal not liking his predicament! Styxx spins Azreal around...and hits him with a Backdrop Driver suplex! Azreal got folded up like an accordion! Styxx lets Azreal crawl to his corner and starts to taunt Ultramarcus! He wants Marcus in the match!

Phantom: The heart and soul of Pyromania wants to break the traitor for changing his colors. Even if it was the best move in Ultramarcus' career!

Phoenix: Marcus tags himself in and carefully tries to enter, but Styxx is already on top of him, hitting him with forearm shots. Styxx takes shots at Morpheus and cYnical while he's there! Styxx drags Marcus into his corner and starts to hit him with a number of fists to the face. Sean Jensen tags himself in and asks Styxx to lift Marcus in a powerbomb!

Phantom: Very diplomatic move by Jensen here. I am willing to bet he wants to make sure Styxx doesn't tear him apart.

Styxx grudgingly picks Marcus up into as Jensen climbs to the top rope. Jensen flies with a leg lariat that connects while Styxx drops Marcus down. Jensen starts to pose and stomp on the head of Marcus. Jensen looks at his captain and graciously tags in Tromboner Man, who comes in and measures the Marcus. Marcus gets up on all fours, but gets dropped down by Tromboner Man, who hits him with The Slide.

Phoenix: Marcus is not in a good position here. He has been the target of the most vicious of Pyro's assaults. Tromboner Man picks up Marcus and starts to hit him with right hands. Tromboner Man runs to the ropes and springboards off, looking for a springboard flying clothesline...but Marcus counters him in mid air and locks him in the Crossface! How did Marcus do that?

Phantom: No idea, Phoenix! No idea! He has Tromboner Man in a good position and is continuing to target that neck!

Phoenix: Ryan James enters the ring and starts to stomp on Marcus, forcing him to release the hold, but James gets a big boot to the head from Azreal, knocking him down. Marcus drags Tromboner Man to the ropes and tags in Morpheus!

Phantom: Here we go! The matchup we have been wanting to see!

Ultramarcus whips Tromboner Man to the ropes for Morpheus. As Morpheus gets into the ring and is about to attack Tromboner Man, cYnical tags in, which turns Morpheus around. Both men get into one another's face. This allows Tromboner Man to tag in Styxx, who rushes toward both men. Cynical hits Styxx with a drop toe hold, while Morpheus follows up with a knee drop to the back of the head. Morpheus picks Styxx up and Irish whips Styxx to the ropes and grabs him in a sidewalk slam. Cyn grabs Styxx head and they hit a tandem sidewalk slam/reverse DDT combo. Both men stare a hole through one another as Morpheus walks out of the ring.

Phoenix: Surprising teamwork by cYnical and Morpheus!

Phantom: I think that was more a survival instinct than them burying the hatchet. It was either do something or get crushed by Styxx!

Phoenix: cYnical picks up Styxx and starts to hit him with kicks to the body. He kicks Styxx in the stomach hard causing the big man to hunch over. Cynical backs off a few feet and goes for a running knee, but Styxx counters with a Blue Thunder Bomb! Styxx drags cYnical to his corner and tags in Sean Jensen again.

Phantom: Jensen walks into the ring confidently and makes a snide comment toward Ryan James. He hits cYnical with a number of right hands. He is calling for the Malpractice! I hate to be the negative one, but isn't it a tad to early for Jensen to be thinking about that?

Phoenix: It's Jensen. He thought he won the match before the bell rung. Jensen hits cYnical with a number of right hands. He kicks cYn in the stomach and leaps in the air, going for the Malpractice...and cYnical countered it with a sitout reverse DDT, using Jensen's momentum to hit the move! Cynical picks Jensen up..and hits the cYnabreaker! He transitions and has Jensen locked in the Manic Depression in the center of the ring!

Phantom: What a combination of moves by cYnical! And Pyro looks to be in a bad situation here. Is that Ryan James walking into the ring?

Phoenix: It appears it is. He goes and starts to stomp on cYnical, forcing him to release the hold. James saved Jensen?

Phantom: I can wager to guess that James did so for Pyro and his teammates, not for Jensen.

Phoenix: Jensen gets up and gets in James' face!

Phantom: Alright, this is what I was waiting for! Pyro explodes!

Phoenix: Jensen and James are jawing at each other, not noticing cYnical, who is running toward them. Cynical with a running boot, but Jensen gets out of the way and cYnical tags James with the boot sending him flying out of the ring. Jensen starts to laugh at the misfortune of James and turns around, only to get hit by Azreal with The Force of Will Spear! Jensen rolls out of the ring and is right near James.

Phantom: This could be interesting!

cYnical sees James and Jensen are getting up and runs, launching himself with a tope con hilo over the ropes. He crashes into Jensen, while James slides into the ring out of harms way. Azreal notices James is in the ring and tries to attack, but James dodges and clotheslines the big man out of the ring. James makes a move to the top rope and dives on Jensen, Azreal, and cYnical with a high leaping crossbody dive to the arena floor.

Phoenix: Four of the participants are on the arena floor after a number of dives. Styxx and Marcus enter the ring and start trading shots!

Phantom: No way we Styxx flying!

Phoenix: Styxx having his way with Marcus with right hands. Styxx goes for the clothesline, but misses! Marcus runs to the ropes. Styxx ducks, going for a back body drop...and Marcus counters and hits the Canadian Destroyer! Styxx got turned inside out and is rolling out of the ring! Marcus with another brilliant move!

Phantom: He is showing that he will be a great asset to Insanity, but he should be paying attention, as Tromboner Man is in the ring!

Phoenix: Marcus turns around and lunges toward Tromboner Man, who dodges. Marcus turns around...Intonation Buster! And Marcus is rolling out of the ring in pain! Morpheus enters the ring again and runs toward Tromboner Man with a lariat! Tromboner Man dodges and runs to the ropes...and cYncial tripped Tromboner Man up and drags him to the outside! He tries to punch Tromboner Man, but Ryan James steps in pops cYnical with a right hand. Morpheus is seething!

Phantom: He better turn his attention to an opponent still in the ring! Jensen is in the ring!

Phoenix: Jensen goes for the superkick...and Morpheus catches it! He plants Jensen with the Nightmare! Cover by Morpheus! One! Two! Styxx breaks the count! Morpheus had this match won but Styxx saves the day!

Phantom: So damn close, Phoenix! So damn close!

Phoenix: Morpheus gets up, only to get knocked down by Styxx with an elbow to the face. Styxx stands over Morpheus, but cYnical comes up behind him and hits him with a jumping boot to the back of the head! Marcus sees cYnical and attempts to kick him, but cYnical moves out of the way! And the referee is down!

Phantom: This could get ugly!

Phoenix: Azreal is on the outside and tries to get in, but the rejuvenated Sean Jensen blasts him with a chair shot. Az shrugs off the first one, but Jensen doesn't appear to be playing as he levels Azreal with a chair shot between the eyes, denting the chair!

Phantom: I have only seen that happen to a chair one other time in my life!

Phoenix: cYnical is in the ring now with Styxx, who is downed. James has taken Morpheus to the outside, but Morpheus has regained control in there slugfest. Tromboner Man and Marcus are also brawling, but Jensen cuts Marcus down and helps Tromboner Man out. Insanity is out numbered with Azreal down!

Phantom: We need someone down here to rally the troops!

Phoenix: Seth Omega is coming down the ramp!

Phantom: What? Why? Oh, who cares if he is a prick, go Omega! For Insanity!

As the mayhem continues and cYnical is stalking Styxx, Seth Omega runs down the ring to a thunderous cheer from the crowd. He slides into the ring and nods to cYnical, who nods back. As cYn attempts to pick Styxx up, Seth Omega turns cYnical around, kicks him in the stomach and plants him with the Heart Shaped Box! The crowd is stunned and starts booing loudly, mixed in with a few cheers from Pyro fans in attendance, as Seth flips off the Insanity fans and removes a shirt to show he has a Pyromania shirt!

Phoenix: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Phantom: That damned traitor! Someone from the back come down and stomp his ass!

Phoenix: Omega is trying to nudge the referee awake as Jensen climbs into the ring and sees Styxx is still down and cYnical is down. He rushes to make the cover as the ref starts to stir! Omega jumps out of the ring and starts to help Ryan James subdue Morpheus! Jensen with a nonchalant cover! Pyro is going to steal this! One...two...thr...no! Kick out by cYnical! Jensen is beside himself!

Phantom: Insanity is still in this match! Azreal is starting to get up from the chair shot and makes his way toward Ryan James and flings him away from Morpheus. Morpheus starts to get the upper hand on Seth, and Azreal takes over in exchanging strikes with Seth! Morpheus is on the apron now! The ref is up and views the legal men as Jensen and cYnical!

Phoenix: Jensen grabs cYnical and goes for the Malpractice again, but cYnical dodges out of the way! Jensen is back up and gets a super kick that sends him to his corner. Cynical goes to clothesline Jensen out of the ring, but Styxx tags himself in before Jensen is out of the ring. Styxx grabs cYnical and hits him with the Lights Out! He now looks toward Morpheus and signals that this match is over!

Phantom: Fatal error when he has his man down!

Phoenix: Styxx grabs cYnical and goes for the Terror Cutter! Cyncial fights his way out and hits Styxx with reverse STO. Morpheus is pleading for cYn to tag him in! And cYnical walks toward Morpheus...and slaps him right in the face! What was that?

Phantom: A tag? Maybe cYn thinks Morpheus didn't do anything to warn him about Omega or try and save him after Omega got him?

Phoenix: Both men are arguing heatedly as Styxx starts to stir. Morpheus walks away from cYnical and plants Styxx with the Dream Vortex! Styxx is out! Morpheus gets up...and cYnical hits him with a cYnabreaker! What the hell was that?

Phantom: I don't know! Cynical drags Morpheus on top of Styxx. The cover! One! Two! Three! It's over! Insanity takes the victory!

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match! Team INSANITY!

Insanity (Morpheus, cYnical, Ultramarcus, Azreal) 4.22 APS + 3.92 APS + 4.04 APS + 4.02 APS + 1.50 AVS= 17.70
Pyro( Tromboner Man, Styxx, Ryan James, Sean Jensen) 4.02 APS + 3.92 APS + 4.06 APS + 4.02 APS + 1.40 AVS = 17.42


As cYnical looks at his handy work, Seth Omega returns into the ring and measures him up. As cYnical turns around, Seth plants him with a Lakefire Elbow Smash, knocking cYn down and out. Marcus attempts to come into the ring, but Seth and Ryan James start to stomp on him and throw him out of the ring. Azreal gets in and knocks James down and hits Seth a few times, but Jensen holds his leg, momentarily distracting Azreal as Seth hits him with a big elbow strike. Jensen slides a chair to Seth, who takes it and caves in the skull of Azreal again, who hunches over and falls out of the ring.

Phoenix: Pandemonium after this match, as Pyro has the upper hand right now, thanks to the help of that no good traitor Seth Omega!

Phantom: I always knew he was scum of the earth! I always knew it! But did anyone listen to Phantom Lord? No!

As Seth, Ryan James, and Jensen go to work on cYnical, Big B Brown comes down from the locker room. He nods to Morpheus and Marcus, who march right into the ring and start to brawl with the Pyro invaders. Morpheus and Seth are squaring off, while James and Marcus and Jensen and Brown are facing off. Styxx gets up and helps James taken out Marcus while Tromboner Man comes in and throws cYnical out of the ring. Seth and Morpheus are trading back and forth and Styxx comes to help Seth, both men sending Morpheus out of the ring. Marcus is dragging Azreal toward the ramp as Brown picks up cYnical, all five men staring into the ring as Seth Omega and Team Pyro stand up and celebrate, Omega climbing the turnbuckles and showing his former brandmates where he stands!

Phoenix: This is just a kick in the gut, Phantom! He became what he was on Insanity and just leaves like that? I don't agree with the things GM Eric Scorpio is doing, but what the hell?

As Big B Brown and cYnical stare and mouth off to Team Pyro, cYnical than turns around and starts to yell at Morpheus, who is flanked by Azreal and Ultramarcus. As both men are yelling at one another, Steve Storme appears on the ramp way, mic in hand.

Storme: Sad to say Seth, you aren't the only one making a statement tonight! cYnical, pay attention, because this is the start of a new age! Seth, you made your choice! I made mine! And we shall see who is on top at the end of it all!

After Storme drops the mic, a portal from the Dream Realm opens up, shocking the crowd. “Awakening” by Nocturnal Rites  blares on the PA as Morpheus, Azreal, and Ultramarcus walk up the ramp, Team Pyro, Big B. Brown and cYnical keeping an eye on this. All four men stand at the top of the stage, united in a cause.

Phantom: What is going on, Phoenix?

Phoenix: I am not sure, Phantom!

Seth and Team Pyro continue to celebrate their new arrival and making the odds even in the battles that lead to Altered Reality. cYnical hasn't taken his eyes off of what Morpheus is doing. As Morpheus, Azreal, Ultramarcus, and Steve Storme stand on the ramp, we see four portals open in the nosebleed sections of the arena. Out walk four single robed men. This causes the Pyromania team to turn around and see pay attention to what is going on. At this point, the lights go out in the arena. The only light source is the Dream realm portal at the entrance ramp. Azreal, Storme, and Ultramarcus enter first. Morpheus looks toward cYnical and Seth and Tromboner Man, then smirks and walks into the portal. The portal shuts as the music plays on in total darkness.

Phantom: I can't see anything! Where did the lights go?

Phoenix: What an strange ending to the show! We will find out more about this next week ladies and gentlemen! What a night!

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