The shot opens up with a helicopter flyby of the Las Vegas Strip and it cuts to a ground shot of the Palms Hotel and Casino.


Suddenly it cuts inside to the Pearl At The Palms Theater where a capacity crowd in the intimate venue are all chanting in unison L P DUB L P DUB L P DUB[/I]

Phoenix: Welcome everyone to The Pearl At The Palms Hotel and Casino and welcome to fabulous LAS VEGAS, NEVADA. WELCOME EVERYONE TO LPW INSANE ASYLUM.


Phoenix: I am Blazing Phoenix and tonight we have a show so action packed and so jam packed that we didn’t even have time on the format for an opening…

Suddenly "A Milli" by Lil Wayne comes on and SoL comes out to a huge ovation from the crowd as he walks to the ring with Floyd Mayweather and his whole entourage

Phoenix: There were some rumors that SoL would make a huge entrance tonight, but nothing like this.

SoL makes his way around to the announce table and he and Floyd share a hug as they exit through the crowd to the Palms Hotel. SoL is seen putting on his headset to join Blazing Phoenix on commentary

SoL: Phoenix that my friend is how you make an entrance. I was hanging with my boy Money Mayweather and he was like man you gotta let me walk you into the building to showcase some real talent. Money has The Playboy Villa in the Fantasy Tower and he said everyone was invited…well everyone but you Phoenix. That’s just how he rolls.

Phoenix: Well not to keep you from rubbing elbows with the rich and famous who come here to Las Vegas to party, tonight we do have an outstanding card and it all starts off with one of the most twisted matches ever devised in wrestling history…

SoL: I’m gonna stop you right there Phoenix. This match if you can even call it a match has nothing to do with wrestling. It’s about pain and mutilation. People’s careers will be shortened tonight. People will be leaving this venue by an ambulance as they go right to the hospital. The hardcore title picture has gotten to a point where it’s out of control and there is a good chance someone might die tonight because of it.

Phoenix: You know what, I am inclined to agree with you on this. But the Hardcore Championship has always been for it’s insanity and

Phoenix: All the steel fencing and weapons inside the cage. The ring ropes have been wrapped with razor sharp barbwire. A lot of blood is going to be shed in this match…fans I am getting word we have to go the dressing room. Earlier today while the competitors were on their way to Cashman field for the hardcore match, Dr. Wagner was viciously attacked from behind. He’s what happened next.

The shot cuts to the dressing room where we see Phantom Lord being held back by referees and security officials and as they escort him out we see Dr. Wagner laying on the ground unconscious.

As Phantom is being pushed out of the area he begins screaming at the camera that is following him

Phantom: SETH DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED? I WARNED YOU THAT THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS FOR WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT. DR. WAGNER IS SOMEONE WHO HAS A FUTURE IN THIS BUSINESS UNLIKE YOU SO I DID THE HUMANE THING AND MADE SURE HE DIDN’T STEP FOOT INTO THAT SADISTIC PALACE OUT THERE. SETH, YOU’VE ECALATED IT TO THIS POINT AND YOU WILL PAY. YOU WANT TO BE A HARDCORE MARTYR…WELL TONIGHT I’M GOING TO CRUCIFY YOU.


Phoenix: We all know Phantom at best is a very wound up individual, but no one to my recollection has ever gotten to him like Seth Omega has.

SoL:: Phantom’s years in exile where a terrible time for him. He had to wrestle in matches he hated to pay the bills and here he is back in the company he helped put together and Seth Omega is dragging him back down to the Indy death match level. To say he’s gotten to him would be an understatement.


Phoenix: For those that are wondering, the first part of this PPV was  pre-taped at Cashman Field in Las Vegas, home of the Toronto Blue Jays' AAA affiliate.

SoL: Yes, it appears that this match was too violent for the Palms Casino Resort to hold, even though they have Human Cockfighting there. And I love MMA. Just callin' it like I see it. But Little Red was somehow able to get this match moved to this location. And we have a lot of our loyal fans that would be with us at the event here, plus some extra passersby that want to see some carnage.

Phoenix: Seth Omega, our new Hardcore Champion, wants to show the world that he is the most Hardcore son of a bitch to ever grace LPW. And he has certainly been on a roll of late, defeating Phantom Lord in a vicious Chain Match for the title.

SoL: His road tonight will not be easy. Snapping at his heels will be Phantom, who is doing this only to eradicate the disease of Ultraviolent garbage...I mean wrestling. Add to the mix Villiano 187, who is wants Phantom torn to pieces, MC Steel, who wants to move up the card and has had dealings with Three Wise Men and Son of Shockey who along with Phantom are members of the new stable known as Anti-Venom is also in this match. This match has more hate than the International Playa Haters Club Ball!

Phoenix: And we are missing a man. As some of you may have seen a moment ago, Dr Wagner was viciously attacked on his way to the Ballfield by Phantom Lord.

SoL: Boy had it coming. That is what you get when you disrespect your mentor.

The crowd starts to get pumped up as they hear the bell ring and see the Chamber opened by the referee. The audience looks in awe over the amount of weapons and tables in the already horrifying structure. Phantom Lord, Villano 187, and MC Steel enter the structure first. They are placed inside their pods as the crowd starts to amp up in anticipation for the match. The Devil's Workday by Modest Mouse blares on the PA as Son of Shockey walks out of the visitors dugout and straight into the menacing structure, ignoring the boos and catcalls of the fans. He mocks his opponents in the pods than stares towards the Chamber entrance, waiting for his opponent.

Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen. This match is an Insane Asylum Hardcore match. Inside this menacing structure are barbed wire ropes, tables, and all sorts of weapons in and around the structure. Victory is by pinfall, submission, or being no longer able to continue. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida. He weighs in tonight at 255 lbs. This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN OFFFFFFFFFFF SHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Still More Human Than Human by the X-Cutioners blares on the PA as Seth Omega walks down the stairs in the stands toward the field, the fans cheering and patting the back of the Hardcore Champion. He walks to the entrance of the Chamber, where he inspects the structure and smirks at all the possibilities of violence. He points toward Son of Shockey, than walks carefully in the ring and prepares for the match.

Announcer: And his opponent, from Jackson, Tennessee. He is the reigning and defending LPW Hardcore Champion of the World. He weighs in tonight at 314 lbs. He is SEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHH OMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA!

Phoenix: Pinfalls, submissions, and referee's decision are the ways to win. Each five minutes, a pod will open and a new participant will enter the fray.

SoL: This is going to be a very violent match, Phoenix. The New Breed feels it in his bones. I haven't seen that many weapons in one place.

Phoenix: Starting off this match is Son of Shockey and Seth Omega, both men no strangers to each other.

Both men go nose to nose as the bell rings. Shockey slaps Omega across the face. Omega answers in kind. Both men lock up quickly. Omega takes control due to his strength advantage and tries to use his strength to send Shockey into the Barbed Wire. Shockey releases the lockup and throws Seth toward the barbed wire, but Seth puts the breaks on. Shockey takes advantage of the distracted Seth and hits him with a number of elbows to the face of Seth. He winds up for a European Uppercut, but Seth dodges and tries to shove Shockey into the Barbed wire. Shockey avoids the wire and turns his attention quickly toward Seth.

Phoenix: Both men are trying to get first blood, but neither is willing to cooperate.

SoL: The match has just started. They both know they need to either get their opponent by surprise because only then can you go to work on someone like they owed you money.

Phoenix: Both men going back to the collar and elbow tie up. Not for long as Shockey hits Seth with a quick European Uppercut that staggers Seth Omega back a few steps. Shockey goes for a clothesline, but Seth ducks and nails Shockey with a big left hand to the face.

SoL: Shades of all the great left-handed punchers in wrestling. The champ can now take advantage.

Phoenix: Seth continues with a number of lefts to Shockey. He grabs Shockey's head and is trying to force him into the wire! Shockey is fighting for dear life. Elbow to the stomach by Shockey. And now Shockey is trying to force Seth's head into the wire. Seth quickly elbows him in the stomach. Seth is trying to throw Shockey into the wire. Shockey jumps over the wire onto the platform.

SoL: That is Heisman level athleticism right there, Phoenix. Not the Dunkin Donut Diet of Omega.

Phoenix: Shockey is pointing to his head, but he might want to retract his claims of brilliance, as Seth Omega has grabbed a Singapore cane.

SoL: Turn around, Shockey!

Phoenix: And Omega with a shot to the ribs of Shockey. He throws the cane into the ring. Stiff left hand knocks Shockey down. He is getting a number of weapons from that are connected to the cage. And he goes into the pod that was meant for Dr. Wagner. He has thrown two chairs and a number of light tubes into the ring. He goes to get Shockey...Shockey with a punch to the stomach. And he knocks Seth down with the Perpetual Motion Machine. Seth is picking himself up on the outside.

SoL: Beautiful combinations of strikes that ended with the rolling European uppercut. He is picking Seth up.

[/b]Phoenix:[/b] Seth with another big left that staggers Shockey toward the wire. Seth rushes toward Shockey...Shockey dodges and throws Seth into the wire! Seth went face first into the wire!

SoL: And Son of Shockey gets first blood.

Shockey climbs carefully into the ring, than roughly drags Seth back into the ring. He rakes Seth's head on the second rope, causing further bleeding to the head of Seth. Shockey starts to taunt the hardcore champion, and takes a light tube and mock swings it. The match clock counts down from 10.

Crowd: 10!  9!  8!  7!  6!  5!  4!  3!  2!  1! *Buzzer goes off*

Phoenix: Who is the next contestant?

Come to “Hope” by Monty are I on the PA as the next pod to open is MC Steel's, who gets out and tackles Son of Shockey and starts to rain punches to his head.

SoL: The Straight Edger is now in this match and cheats by jumping a true athlete from behind.

Phoenix: MC Steel is working over Son of Shockey with a flurry of right hands. He grabs the Singapore cane. MC Steel with a number of shots to the back of Son of Shockey. Steel is measuring Shockey for the home run shot. Right between the eyes! And Shockey is down.

SoL: MC Steel is showboating too much. I believe this could cost him if he is not careful.

As MC Steel is standing over Son of Shockey, a bloodied Seth Omega nails him from behind with a steel chair across MC Steel's back. Seth grabs a stack of light tubes and places them in the ring. He picks up Son of Shockey and throws him onto the stack of light tubes with a northern lights suplex.

SoL: Seems I spoke too soon. Seth Omega showing that his belt is staying with him.

Phoenix: Omega cut down MC Steel, than proceeded to throw Shockey into a stack of Light tubes, giving a receipt for throwing him into the wire earlier. Seth drags a Barbed Wire board and places it in the corner.

SoL: My gut tells me that foul things are about to befall Mr. Shockey. That Neanderthal Omega can only use this type of barbaric environment to obtain victories.

Phoenix: Irish Whip by Omega...Reversed by Shockey...No, Omega Reverses it...into a overhead belly to belly suplex into the barbed wire board. The force of the suplex broke that board in half. Shockey is tangled in that web of wire in the corner.

As Omega gets up from the suplex, MC Steel plants him with a superkick to the face, knocking him down. MC Steel picks up a chair and places it on the chest of Seth Omega. MC Steel walks a few steps away, than delivers the Star 67 on Seth Omega.

Phoenix: Star 67! That Standing Shooting Star Press with an assist from a chair. The Extreme Enigma is using his own body as a weapon.

SoL: And he will wonder when he gets eliminated because of it.

Phoenix: Shockey is still trapped in the wire as MC Steel drags Seth Omega to the corner. He picks up Shockey who is still stuck to the wire. OH! Not anymore.

SoL: I hope Shockey's people are keeping close tabs on who is going to get sued around here for this nonsense.

Phoenix: Shockey’s Anti-Venom teammate Phantom Lord is locked helplessly in his pod as MC Steel places the chair on Seth Omega again. He picks up Shockey. Suplex attempt is blocked by Shockey. Steel continues to look for the suplex, but Shockey will not give in. Shockey lifts MC Steel up. Seth Omega slowly moves out of the way. Goardbuster onto the barbed wire ropes! MC Steel's chest is being pierced by the barbs! Seth is back up and he has the chair…OH! Sick chair shot to Shockey.

Seth grabs the still stuck MC Steel by the arms and pulls him forward, making the barbs go deeper in to his chest.

SoL: Interesting variation of the surfboard hold. Shockey is getting up.

Phoenix: Seth isn't paying any attention. Seth lets go of the hold and turns around. Spear by Shockey! And he lifts Seth up. Seth breaks free and he hits a left hand on Shockey. Shockey answers with a right. Both men are exchanging blows. MC Steel slowly walks toward both men. Superkick attempt to Shockey...missed! MC Steel turns around. Shockey and Omega with a double flapjack on MC Steel, who slowly rolls his way out of the ring.

As Shockey and Omega continue to fight, the timer shows that another contestant is about to be entered into the structure.

Crowd: 10!  9!  8!  7!  6!  5!  4!  3!  2!  1! *Buzzer goes off*

The pod of LPW Hall of Famer Phantom Lord opens up. Phantom wastes no time in throwing MC Steel into the steel chain surrounding the Chamber. Phantom grabs a spike out of his boot and walks into the ring.

SoL: Seems Phantom is digging into the Kevin Sullivan playbook here.

Phoenix: Shockey tries to hit a running lariat on Seth Omega. Miss!. Phantom tries to take a swing at Omega. Seth dodges. OH! Right through the uprights!!!

SoL: Seth Omega has no respect. How dare he hit a Hall of Famer like Phantom with a Blatant kick in the jewels.

Before Seth can capitalize, a wobbly MC Steel comes in and plants him with a running boot. MC Steel stumbles into his old pod and drags out a number of light tubes. As Shockey setting up for a move on Seth, MC Steel nails him right across the back with the tubes

Phoenix: Light tube shot to the back of Shockey by MC Steel. Steel is certainly no stranger to Shockey. And it appears as if Phantom is up and has dragged Seth Omega to the outside area of the Chamber. Spinning back kick to the stomach of Seth Omega. And the big man is doubled over from the shot.

SoL: A homage to the “Living Legend” Larry Zbyszko. He has Seth by the legs. Is he going for the Boston Crab?

Phoenix: No! Phantom has just catapulted Omega into the chain link fence that surrounds the Chamber. Phantom now has Omega in a Camel Clutch. And he takes the spike and starts to hammer away at the exposed and already bleeding forehead of Seth Omega.

SoL: I think too many people think that Phantom can't hang in a hardcore environment just because he rants about the evils of it. I can tell you from seeing with my own eyes. No one can be more sadistic in that ring than Phantom Lord. Especially when there are no rules in the match.

As Phantom has Seth at his mercy, MC Steel kicks Shockey in the gut and attempts to hit the Dead on Arrival on a stack of Lighttubes. Shockey fights out of it and attempts a clothsline, but MC Steel dodges and kicks him in the gut. He again attempts the Dead on Arrival, but Shockey breaks out and nails Steel with the Education. He finishes the move by suplexing Steel into the stack of Lighttubes.

SoL: Mr. Shockey just gave MC Steel a bit of an Education. The U Of Miami Style!

Phoenix: Shockey with that combination Pumphandle Backbreaker to Pumphandle Suplex into the Lightubes. Shockey and Phantom are seemingly in control of this hellacious environment at the moment. Phantom and Shockey are now setting up the barbwire board in the middle of the ring and Shockey is picking up a very bloody and battered MC Steel and he whips him to Phantom and Phantom has him up URANGAGE RIGHT ONTO THE BOARD.

Phantom instead of going for a pin turns toward Villiano’s pod, taunting his Hall of Fame counterpart but as he turns around he’s greeted to a big left hand by Seth Omega.

SoL: Where did Omega come from? I thought he was counting his teeth and wondering how many food stamps it would take for him to get himself stitched up.

Phoenix: Omega is not going to go quietly. Both men are exchanging strikes. Phantom starts to quickly gain the advantage, aiming for the open wounds of Seth Omega. Omega goes to one knee. Shockey is dragging MC Steel out of the ring and onto the platform as Phantom is trying to prop up a table in the corner.

SoL: I think Phantom should turn around…

As Phantom is trying to get the table set up, he doesn't see Seth Omega standing up and measuring him up. The crowd is going wild, as Seth is getting amped up. Phantom dismisses the crowd’s enthusiasm and continues his work. He turns around, only to be meet by a charging Seth Omega, who spears him. Seth gets up and points at Phantom Lord, than points at the table. As he turns around, Shockey comes out of nowhere and spears Seth Omega through the table. As this is happening, the timer starts to count down for Villiano 187 to enter the fray.

Crowd: 10!  9!  8!  7!  6!  5!  4!  3!  2!  1! *Buzzer goes off *

Villiano exits from his pod and has his eyed fixed on Phantom. MC Steel goes to rush Villiano, but Villiano throws MC Steel into the chain mesh. MC Steel bounces off and Villiano hits MC Steel with a clothesline.

Phoenix: MC Steel's just got planted and Vil is in the ring with Phantom. Phantom looks around and he has no where to run or hide.

SoL: I don't think Phantom wants to run. I think this is what he wants.

Phoenix:Phantom is begging off Vil and he charges toward Phantom, who tries to clothesline the charging luchador. Vil dodges and connects with a big spear. Villiano with a number of punches to the head of Phantom. Vil gets Phantom up. A number of overhand chops to the chest of Phantom. He Irish whips him to the barbed wire ropes. Phantom is stuck in the wire.

SoL: Vil is going to repay Phantom for all the pain he has caused him the last few months.

Phantom stumbles forward and he’s on his hands and knees begging Vil to stop and Vil is asking the crowd if he should give him some more and they all say yes in unison and as Vil goes for a right hand Phantom nails him with a desperation low blow

SoL: A smart tactical move by Phantom there.

Phoenix: A few minutes ago you said Seth Omega was a lowlife for doing the same exact thing to him.

SoL: Yeah but I don’t like Seth. There’s a different.

Phoenix: Son Of Shockey is back in the ring and he’s helping Phantom as they pick up Villiano and they look to be setting up for a double suplex but MC Steel is back in and he nails Shockey with a clubbing forearm right to the back. Seth is back up as well and he grabs Phantom and he throws him over the barbwire and right out onto the solid steel platform around the ring.

SoL: Seth ever the opportunist is looking to take out his biggest threat in this match.

Phoenix: Seth has Phantom up and he rams him face first right into the fence. Seth is looking around he found that spike that Phantom had brought into the cage and he has it in his hand and he grabs Phantom AND HE’S DIGGING THE SPIKE RIGHT INTO PHANTOM’S HEAD.

The blood starts pouring as Phantom screams in pain but he refuses to submit

Phoenix: Phantom has lost to Seth Omega in consecutive events. He would go absolutely mad of Omega pulled off a trifecta on him. Back in the ring Villiano is getting back up to his feet and he nails Son Of Shockey from behind and he and MC Steel quickly grab Shockey and they throw him over the wire and onto the platform. Villiano is now going into his pod and he’s got a steel chair. In this match with all these weapons, it might be the most simple of them all that does the most damage.

SoL: We’ve both taken chair shots to the back and the head. It doesn’t matter how you get hit, it just sends a jolt through your body that just shuts you down.

Phoenix: Vil is back in the ring and MC Steel has Shockey up and he whips him towards Vil and VIL LEVELS HIM WITH THE CHAIR. Shockey is down and out and Vil turns around and he’s going right for Phantom who Seth has left in the corner. Phantom is a bloody mess as Villiano is now the one doing the mocking.

Back in the ring MC Steel and Seth Omega make a truce for the moment as they grab Son Of Shockey and they drag him over to the corner and prop him up. MC Steel sets up and he comes charging and he nails Shockey with a running boot. Shockey stumbles out and Seth grabs him and he throws him with an overhead Belly to Belly

Phoenix: Shockey just got rocked and Seth goes for a cover…one…two…kickout by Shockey. First pin of this match as MC Steel and Seth Omega have a truce of sorts as they are double teaming Son Of Shockey. Seth grabs him by the legs and MC Steel comes running and he plants a double boot right into Shockey’s stomach. Outside on the platform Villiano continues to taunt a broken and battered Phantom Lord and Vil picks him back up and he goes to whip him into the barbwire but Phantom counters AND VIL GOES INTO IT BACK FIRST.

SoL: Excellent move by Phantom as now everyone has tasted the barbwire in this match.

For added measure Phantom starts choking him and pressing him into the wire

Phoenix: That is just sick. He was pressing Villiano into the barbwire and now Phantom is back in the ring and he nails Seth Omega from behind. Phantom nails him with a big right hand and another and another and he goes for a slam but Seth blocks it and he goes behind…Seth’s going for a Half Nelson suplex but Phantom counters it and he goes behind…HE LOCKS ON THE KATAJAMIE. PHANTOM IS CHOKING OUT SETH OMEGA…

As Seth is fading, Vil comes from behind and he cracks Phantom across the back with the steel chair causing him to break the hold

SoL: Seth owes Vil big time as Phantom had him on the verge of being choked out and eliminated there.

Phoenix: Vil grabs Phantom by the hair and he flings him over the barbwire and back out onto the platform. MC Steel is trying to set Son Of Shockey up Flash Magic and he goes for it but Shockey moves out of the way. Shockey is back up and Steel turns around AND SHOCKEY LEVELS HIM WITH THE TRUCK STICK.

SoL: DAMN he lowered the BOOM on him right there.

Phoenix: Shockey with a cover…one…two…KICKOUT by MC Steel. You have to give this kid some credit for kickout from what must of felt like being hit by a bus.

Outside on the platform Vil is setting up a table and he grabs the barbwire board and throws it on top of it. He quickly grabs Phantom by the hair and he drags him over to a pod and Vil starts climbing and he forces Phantom to climb with him as he pulls him by the head

Phoenix: Oh this can not be good. They say if you control the head you control the body and right now Villiano is climbing up to the top of a pod and he has dragged Phantom along with him. Right below them is a table with a barbwire board right across it. Vil has Phantom on the top of the pod and this crowd is deafening as Villiano is looking to take Phantom OUT.

SoL: Come on Vil…you don’t want to be the guy who ended a career do you?

Phoenix: Did you seriously just say that after all he has done to them…not including with you??

SoL: Shut up Phoenix, a man’s life is at stake.

Villiano sets up for Burrito Supreme on the top of the pod but Phantom blocks the hold. Vil tries for it again and Phantom blocks it for a second time and he hits him with a low blow. Phantom seizes the opportunity and he looks down at Villiano and says “It Ends Now”

Phoenix: Oh my God, Phantom is going to do the Career Killer off the top of the pod. Phantom is bringing Villiano back up to his feet and he’s trying to pick him up…wait what in the hell…Seth Omega is scaling the cage on the other side of them. Phantom doesn’t see Omega. Omega is up and HE SHOVES PHANTOM AND VILLIANO OFF THE TOP AND THEY BOTH GO THROUGH THE BARBWIRE BOARD COVERED TABLE.

SoL: DAMN IT WE HAVE TO STOP THIS MATCH BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS KILLED.

Phoenix: This crowd is in stunned awe as Phantom and Villiano are not moving. The referee is checking on both of them and he’s signaling for the EMT’s and a pair of ambulances are now coming onto the field. We knew something like this could happen so there are ambulances for each participant in this match.

SoL: What we need is the police because Seth Omega just murdered two people.

The referee calls the ring announcer over and tells him to announce his official ruling concerning them

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the referee has ruled both Phantom Lord and Villiano 187 are unfit to continue and they are both ELIMINATED.

Phoenix: The right call by the referee and this match has been stopped as other LPW Officials are holding MC Steel and Son Of Shockey to the side as Seth Omega looks down at what he has done and he has a huge smile on his face as this crowd is starting a SETH chant.

The paramedics quickly board and brace Phantom and Villiano onto stretchers and Seth is seen waving buh bye to Phantom as he is carried out along with Villiano to the waiting ambulances

Phoenix: Phantom and Vil are now being loaded in and the ambulances are moving away. The referee has closed the cage door once again and he says lets get it back on and MC Steel and Son Of Shockey are in the center of the ring…SETH DIVES OFF THE POD AT BOTH OF THEM AND SHOCKEY PUSHES MC STEEL IN FRONT OF SETH. MC STEEL JUST GOT HIT BY A MISSILE. Seth is down and Shockey seizing an opportunity, he grabs MC Steel and he has him up AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE E S P N. Cover and count…one…two…three.

Announcer: MC STEEL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

Phoenix: It is down to Seth Omega and Son Of Shockey. Seth Omega took out two hall of famers and Son Of Shockey just took MC Steel. Both of these men have been in this hellacious match since the opening bell.

SoL: Shockey is the one with everything to gain in this match. He saw Seth coming and he had MC Steel take the bullet and now all he has to do is finish off Omega and Anti-Venom will have their first piece of gold tonight.

SoL: It isn’t made mention of enough but Seth Omega is really a decent technical wrestler, he has spent a lot of time in Japan where he works a very stiff strong style offense. On the flip side, Shockey is part of Anti-Venom and wants to put an end to all the hardcore wrestling in LPW.

Phoenix: Very good point partner, and now the two lock up again as Seth tries to drive Shockey into the wire, but this time Shockey moves out of the way and now Omega is face first into the barbed wire. Shockey is teeing away with those stiff kicks right into the small of Omega’s spine as his face is buried in the wire.

SoL: That gash on Omega’s head just got a little bit wider, and now Shockey pulls Seth out of the wiring, and now he’s got that steel chair in his hand, this isn’t going to end well for Omega.

Phoenix: And Shockey brings the chair down hard onto Omega’s skull, but Seth is still up and he is telling Shockey to hit him again!

SoL: Shockey just smacked him in the skull again, and now Omega returns the shot with a bunch right to the jaw.

Phoenix: And Shockey smacks him again, this time Omega goes down into the pile of broken light tubes, and you know his bell has to be rung after those several chair shots.

SoL: Here comes Shockey now with the jumping senton right onto Seth. And the cover, one, two, kickout by the champion!

Phoenix: SOS has the champion back on his feet now, and he hits him with a chop that echos throughout the park!

SoL: And Seth responds with a straight punch to the face.

Phoenix: Another chop!

SoL: And another punch!

Phoenix: Shockey goes for a chop again, but he misses this time and Seth runs into him full force with that spear into the barbed wire ropes!

SoL: Oh my god, the pain that must be running through his body as a 300 pound man rams you into a bunch of barbed wire.

Phoenix: And now Omega is on the outside of the ring in that big chamber, and he has a kendo stick in his hand.

SoL: Poor defenseless Shockey is just hanging there in that barbed wire, and now Seth winds up and cracks him in the back of the skull with that kendo stick.

Phoenix: You can see the meat hanging off the barbed wire as SOS tries to escape, this is just hard to watch. Everyone involved in this match tonight will probably need stitches, hell I’ll be shocked if LPW is even allowed back into the state of Nevada ever again!

SoL: And Seth just smacked Shockey again with that kendo stick, finally knocking SOS free from the wire.

Phoenix: Good god the blood flowing from SOS’ back is sickening, I am not sure how much more of this I can take.

SoL: Omega is back in the ring now and he is stalking Shockey, he has that sick look in his eyes, the same look he had when he won that belt.

Phoenix: Omega is going for a Yakuza Kick, but SOS is out of the way and now he is teeing away on Seth with those stiff lefts and rights, he kicked him in the gut and now he is setting him up!

SoL: SHOCKEY HIT IT, HE HIT IT, HE JUST NAILED OMEGA WITH THE ESPN!

Phoenix: HE IS GOING FOR THE PIN, ONE, TWO, THR--dammit we were so close to having a new Hardcore Champion.

SoL: How he kicked out of that I will never know. Maybe he really is more human than human.

Phoenix: Shockey wasting very little time now as he goes outside to the chamber and immediately grabs the last bundle of light tubes out there. It also appears he is grabbing a table as well.

SoL: Wow, the guy who proclaimed Hardcore Wrestling to be the death of this company is using tables and light tubes?

Phoenix: It’s going to take a lot more than just tradition wrestling holds to put away Seth Omega. And now it appears Shockey is setting up the table and light tubes in the corner. Now what is he going for?

SoL: He is going back out the chamber flooring to grab whatever fell out of the bundle of tubes, and I think he has a pair of wire cutters. That’s odd, normally things don’t fall out unless they are broken.

Phoenix: Now he is trimming away at those barbed wire ropes, but don’t you think he is giving Omega a little bit too much time to recover?

SoL: Well it appears Omega is crawling towards the other side of the ring, and I think he is pulling a chair from the outside into the ring with him.

Phoenix: Whatever SOS was doing is over now. He has a big bundle of barbed wire and he is setting it on that table. He’s wasted a shitload of time and now he’s finally turning his attention back to Omega.

SoL: It’s too late Seth hit him in the gut with that chair and now Shockey is dazed, and now Omega just hit him with F.S.U Part Deux! Or for those who don’t know, a chair assisted Shining Wizard.

Phoenix: And the pin by Omega, One, Two, Thre-SHOCKEY IS STILL ALIVE, SHOCKEY IS STILL ALIVE, THIS ISN’T OVER YET!

SoL: Seth is pissed off now and he has a hold of the referee, and he is giving him the business.

Phoenix: He can’t put his hands on the official, that’s against LPW Rules...Little Red will have his ass in her office for that!

SoL: Oh he just took out the referee with that vicious lariat and now the referee is taking a nap!

Phoenix: Seth turns around and SOS caught him with that barbed wire 2x4 that was laying on the floor of the chamber, and he caught him good right in the gut with that damn board. Seth is down now and Shockey isn’t wasting any time as he has those matches.

SoL: Is he seriously going to use fire in this match? I mean I don’t like Seth Omega but there has to be a line drawn somewhere.

Phoenix: HE HAS THE FIRE ON THE BOARD AND OMEGA IS DROWSY! AND HE JUST TATTOOED SETH IN BETWEEN THE EYES! SHOCKEY WITH THE COVER, ONE, TWO, THREE!

SoL: Not so fast porkchop, the referee is still out and it doesn’t matter who counts Seth Omega down if the ref’s hand doesn’t hit then the match isn’t over!

Phoenix: God dammit Seth Omega, you’re talented but you’re also one lucky son of a bitch! Now Shockey is trying to wake up the referee, but it isn’t doing him any good.

SoL: Now there is a bloody, pissed off man slowly getting up behind Shockey. Good job saving the company numbnuts, now you’re probably going to get destroyed.

Phoenix: Oh boy, Seth Omega is up now and he doesn’t look happy. He has SOS from behind, and he nails a picture perfect Dragon Suplex right onto the hard surface below.

SoL: He isn’t done either, he is picking him up again and this time he smacks him down on the mat with a hard Half Nelson Suplex!

Phoenix: The referee is starting to stir now and Seth has Shockey back to his feet. Now the two men are face and Seth has Shockey parallel to that table...oh no he isn’t going to do this. I can’t call this, SOL you’re going to have to call the finish to this match.

SoL: WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE, THE LIGHT TUBES, AND THE BARBED WIRE! NOW SETH OMEGA WITH THE PIN, ONE, TWO, THREE! OMEGA RETAINS!

Phoenix: For someone that hates the guy you sure were excited to see him win.

SoL: What can I say, he grew on me quickly with that suplex variation. I am going to start calling that the Triple Omega Plex!

Announcer: Here is your winner of the match, and still the LPW HARDCORE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD....THE NEXT LEVEL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGG GGGGAAAAAAAAAAA!

Seth Omega © 3.84 + 1.0 = 4.84
Son of Shockey 4.02 + 0.5 = 4.52
MC Steel 3.90 + 0.4 = 4.30
Phantom Lord 3.93 + 0.2 = 4.13
Villiano 187 3.50 + 0.2 = 3.70

Seth walks over to Mike Announcer and steals the microphone from his grasp, as the large bloody man stands over the smaller Announcer, Mike take the time to scramble away.

Omega: Let me tell you people something, let me tell the staff, let me tell the locker room, let me tell the whole fucking world something.

The crowd boos as Omega tries to speak.

Omega: You all come out here expecting this softcore bullshit that everyone calls “hardcore”. Let me tell you bastards something right now, and let’s get this clear now. I am the King of the Deathmatch, I am The Next Level, and I am the reason people will start respecting this fucking division.

The crowd boos some more at Omega.

Omega: Now that I have that out of the way I have a couple of announcements to make. From here on out, any match I defend my Hardcore Title in is going to be held under Deathmatch Rules.

The crowd actually pops for the small change.

Omega: Now that we have that out of the way, I am just going to announce that I have single handed defeated more contenders than any other champion in the history of LPW. Furthermore after defeating Styxx, Sheepster, and Atlas on Inferno I am declaring myself the best champion in LPW at the moment.

The crowd boos again, this time louder than before.

Omega: So cYnical, Strife, and Jensen if you think you have what it take...then take your fucking game to the next level.

Seth walks over and stand over the motionless Shockey holding the championship right above his face.

Omega: And you...well you sir have became just another victim.

“Still More Human Than Human” blares throughout the speakers as Seth begins to walk away from the carnage covered in blood and sweat. As the camera zooms in on the retaining Hardcore Champion Seth mutters the words “who is my next victim” as the camera slowly fades to black.

Phoenix: Up next folks we have what should be an emotional match as this match is a Brother vs. Brother Last Man Standing Match. I do not want to call this; it’s going to be too hard.

SoL: It won’t be that bad! In fact I think it will be a fun match to call!

Phoenix: Well, okay then…SoL: showing how concerned he is with two brothers about to destroy each other.

All of a sudden “Hope” by Monty are I hits the PA system as MC Steel all bandages up from the opener and what appears to be a man in a robe following suit behind him. The fans are cheering aloud as the two men slap hands with the fans along the way to the ring. Instead of hitting the ring Steel and the Hooded Man walk ringside.

MC Steel: Hey guys, BP I overheard you didn’t want to call this match!

Phoenix: Not that I didn’t want to call it, but If you want to call it go ahead!

MC Steel: I’ll be obliged…

SoL: So Steel, what do you think will happen?

MC Steel: Dunno BP, but I think we will have an awesome Last Man Standing Match!

Mike Announcer: On the way to the ring first from Toronto, Canada and weighing in at 235 lbs… THIS IS RICHARD MICHAELS!!!!!

The lights on the stage go out and suddenly reappear with the band 30 Seconds to Mars singing their hit song “The Kill” live to a loud ovation by the fans. Richard Michaels comes out shortly after to a huge explosion of pyro and an even bigger group of cheers by the fans. As he walks to the ring Richard begins slapping hands with the fans.

MC Steel: Revelations member Richard Michaels, brother of the leader…

SoL: You don’t seem to be happy saying that Steel.

MC Steel: I am happy saying it, but we don’t know where Joe actually stands right now.

Mike Announcer: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario Canada and weighing in tonight at 231 lbs he is the leader of Revelations… THIS IS JOE MICHAELS!!!!

“Redemption” by Shadow’s Fall hit’s the PA system as Joe Michaels comes out through the fans with a microphone to a loud yet not as loud as Richard’s ovation.

Joe Michaels: Las Vegas! What’s going on?

The crowd pops loudly as Joseph walks down through the crowd slapping hands with the fans.

Joe Michaels: I told you I had news for the world, and it’s HUGE!

SoL: Would this man hurry up and get to the ring already?

MC Steel: Just hear him out!

Joe Michaels: Tonight we garner a member to our little group of people! Ladies and Gentlemen… Our newest member.

Joseph points to the hooded man as the crowd begins to cheer.

Joe Michaels: Unmask!

The man pulls his hood off as the crowd explodes to the sight of Dick Dynamo. While Joe Michaels climbs into the ring Richard looks at his brother ready to go.

MC Steel: We are underway with a lock up! Richard with a quick headlock take down!

SoL: Joe looks stunned, but he’s smiling about it!

MC Steel: That’s Joe for ya though! In fact he nails Richard with a Snap Suplex!

SoL: This is just a show of speed between these two, I have no clue why BP wanted to be a little bitch about it!

MC Steel: Richard is up and he whips his brother out of the ring!

SoL: Ouch!

MC Steel: Richard Bounces off the ropes and WHOA!  A SPRINGBOARD SENTON ONTO JOE! Both men are out and the referee begins a count!

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SoL: What a start to this match!

MC Steel: Richard begins punching Joe, left and right from nowhere! Now Joe begins punching!

SoL: Richard is chickening out! This is worthy of laughs!

MC Steel: He’s not, he’s actually BRASS KNUCKLES OFF THE SKULL OF HIS BROTHER! JOE IS OUT AGAIN!

SoL: No, he blocked it!

MC Steel: Michaels counters with a Downed System! Although I don’t think Joe is done yet!

SoL: I do, infact I think Joe is showing us!

MC Steel: Joe has a ladder and is climbing it! Wait Richard just kicked the ladder from underneath his brother and sent him falling into the turnbuckle post!

SoL: The Altar Boy is a damn crimson mess!

MC Steel: Now Richard has his brother and he’s setting him on the table in front of us!

SoL: Aww no, he can’t be! HE CAN”T BE!

MC Steel: Richard bounces off the ropes SPRINGBOARD Imploding 450 Splash through the table!

The commentator’s try talking but no sound comes out.  The referee begins checking on both men and initiating the count.

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MC Steel: I think we are back…

SoL: Naw ya think? Anyways Joseph is pounding his brother up the ramp!

MC Steel: I’m play by play! Anyways Richard pokes Joe in the eye and hit’s a  DDT on the Steel Floor!

SoL: That had to hurt!

MC Steel: Probably did! In fact after my match I know it hurts! But the Sharpshooter Josesph is in hurts even worse!

SoL: You’re right about that! But Joseph throws Richard off of him!

MC Steel: This match has just evolved! Richard is climbing the stage again and Joseph is following with those injured legs!

SoL: I can tell something bad is about to happen!

MC Steel: Richard is stomping is brother in the head but Joe is blocking his attacks! Joe has his brother in a Power Bomb position and he transitions to a cutter… This cold be a DEATH SENTENCE FROM THE TOP OF THE INSANITRON!

The referee begins checking both men who are bloodied and unconscious after the freak move by Joe unto his brother.

SoL: What the hell happened? This match has to be one of the most brutal I have personally ever seen. In fact the referee isn’t even counting!

MC Steel: Is the match over? No, it’s not! Little Red just told me whoever stands up from this car wreck will be declared the winner!

All of a sudden Joseph’s hand appears from the rubble, as does Richards. Both men struggle to get to their feet, but Joseph just manages to stand just a second faster and longer than his little brother as the referee calls for the bell.

Mike Announcer: The winner of this Brother vs. Brother Last Man Standing Match…. JOE MICHAELS!!!!!
Joe Michaels 4.0 + 1.6 = 5.6
Richard Michaels 3.75 + 0.7 = 4.45

“Redemption” by Shadow’s fall hit’s the PA system as the referee raises the hand of Joe Michaels who stumbles to his brothers side and helps him up. The two begin to embrace, as if they finally settled their differences.

MC Steel: Phoenix: call the remainder of this! I have to check on these two Dick lets go!

Phoenix: I’ll call it I guess, wait is that Anti-Venom’s Son of Shockey?

Before Steel and Dynamo could make it to the brothers Son of Shockey comes from nowhere slams Joe with a Category 5 sending both brothers off the stage. Medics and the other two Revelations begin tending to the injuries sustained by the two during the match as SoS is carried to the back by security.

Phoenix: Thank you Steel for calling this match, but we will be back with more Insane Asylum after this…

Phoenix: And we just saw Joe and Richard Michaels beat the holy hell out of each other with Joe coming out on top only for Son Of Shockey to come out and lay everyone out.

SoL: You might ask yourself how can this night get any better, but we still have four big matches including two huge championships up for grabs. But up next we have what should be an instant classic as Mass Chaos takes on Black Reaper.

Phoenix: The Misfits recently defeated The Watchman to become the LPW Undisputed Tag Team Champions, but the rivalry is only getting started. As per orders of LPW officials, both Justus and Drew Michaels have been banned from ringside.

SoL: The powers that be decided that with two great wrestlers like Mass Chaos and Black Reaper, we should try to keep it one on one. It’s a concept that could just work if given a chance.

Phoenix: The New Breed advocating professional wrestling. This has to be a first. Well fans lets head back to the ring for the introductions from the one and only Mike Announcer.

Mike: Wrestling fans the following contest on LPW Insane Asylum is scheduled for one fall.

The lights in the theater go out and flashes of lightning start going off as “Seek and Destroy” by Metallica comes on and Black Reaper comes out to a tremendous ovation

Mike: Introducing first, he hails from Venice Beach, California and he weighs in at 255 Pounds…he is one half of The Watchmen…This is BLLLLLLLAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK REEEEEEEAAAPPPPPPPEEEEERRRR.

Phoenix: A tremendous ovation for Black Reaper as the fans of The Watchmen are out in full force tonight.

SoL: I never understood the whole Watchmen thing. I mean it’s great if you love Jesus, but some guys go above and beyond.

Phoenix: The Watchmen are trying to be a path of light in a rough sea. You have to admire them for that…especially here in Sin City.

SoL: I didn’t say anything was wrong with it. Speaking of Sin, it’s a shame you weren’t invited. You should hear about some of the stuff going on in the Mayweather party right now.

SoL: pauses as he gets another text and a picc

SoL: DAMN, Isn’t that illegal in most states?

The shot cuts back up to the stage as we hear "El Corazon del Guerrero" by Tierra Santa come on

Mike: And his opponent…coming down the isle he hails from Allen, Texas and he weighs in at 215 Pounds…He is one half of the LPW Undisputed Tag Team Champions and a member of The Misfits…This is MAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS CHAAAAAAAOOOSSSSSSSSSSSS.

SoL: Sounds like there just as many Misfits fans in attendance tonight as Watchmen fans. This is going to make this match even better with the crowd evenly divided.

Phoenix: Well the referee has called for the bell and this one is underway and all ready there are dueling chants for Reaper and Chaos as they tie up. Reaper with the size and weight advantage as he quickly goes behind and he takes Chaos down to the mat. He floats over for a headlock but Mass Chaos breaks free. They’re both back up and Chaos goes behind and he takes Black Reaper down this time but Reaper is riding is out and he breaks free.

SoL: Both of these guys are so equally matched when it comes to technical skill in the ring. Chaos does have the experience edge on Black Reaper though and it should come into play tonight.

Phoenix: Right now it’s a game of mutual respect, but that will go out the window soon enough as they lock up again and Mass Chaos slaps on a side head lock. Reaper tries to shove him off but Chaos is hanging on tight. Reaper nails him with a shot to the ribs and another and another and he sends Chaos off into the ropes and he catches him with a shoulder block. Chaos is back up and he goes into the ropes and Reaper leap frogs him and Chaos comes running back and he nails Black Reaper with a shoulder block. Reaper is back up and he whips Chaos into the ropes and Chaos leapfrogs him and he comes back and he connects with a big drop kick.

Black Reaper quickly gets back up and Mass Chaos catches him with an arm drag take down and he quickly applies an arm bar. Reaper gets to his knees and he stands back up and he nails Mass Chaos with a big right hand and another and another and Chaos breaks the hold.

Phoenix: Reaper manages to break the arm bar as he whips Mass Chaos into the corner. Reaper quickly sets up on the other side and he comes charging for a clothesline but Chaos gets the elbow up. Black Reaper is dazed and Chaos goes behind and he takes him down with a big belly to back suplex. Reaper is down and Mass Chaos goes into the ropes and he drives his elbow right into Black Reaper’s chest. He goes for a quick pin…one…two…kickout by Black Reaper.

SoL: Chaos needs to keep up the pressure right now and stay on the attack.

Phoenix: Chaos might be heeding your advice as he picks Black Reaper back up and he nails him with a forearm right to the face and another and another and a kick to the knee for good measure. Reaper is dazed and Chaos blasts him with the Roaring Elbow to complete the Strikes of Confusion. Reaper is down and out and Mass Chaos is dragging him to the corner and he’s going up top.

Chaos quickly goes to the outside and he hops up to the top rope and he sets up for his Mad Frog Splash Elbow drop and he goes for it but Black Reaper rolls out of the way at the last second

Phoenix: Pure instinct by Reaper to move out of the way as Mass Chaos took a huge risk going for that move there. Reaper is back up and he brings Mass Chaos to his feet and he nails him with a right hand and another and another and a big chop to the chest and another and another as he sends him into the ropes and he connects with a big back body drop. Chaos is back up and Black Reaper levels him with a big roaring elbow of his own. He goes for the cover…one…two…kickout by Mass Chaos. Black Reaper quickly locks on a chin lock as he’s trying to wear Mass Chaos down.

SoL: Smart move here by Reaper as this is a very effect move that just sucks the energy out of the person you use it on. The longer you are in it the harder it get to get out of it.

Phoenix: Reaper is continuing to pull back on that chin lock as he drives his knee into the back of Mass Chaos for extra leverage. Chaos is trying to break Reaper’s grip and he has and now it’s a test of strength as Reaper is pulling back on Chaos’s arms as Chaos is fighting his way back up to his feet.

Chaos is working his way around and he manages to get in front of Black Reaper and they start a battle of strength. Reaper quickly uses his height as an advantage but Mass Chaos uses his will and determination to fight back.

Phoenix: Chaos is really fighting and he breaks free and he quickly goes behind and he is trying for a back slide on Black Reaper. Reaper is fighting it with everything he has and he pulls Chaos over and he has him in front and he has him by the arms and he goes for a Tiger Bomb and he connects…count…one…two…KICKOUT by Mass Chaos.

SoL: What an amazing show of determination by one half of the Undisputed Tag team champions. That move has put away many men in this business.

Phoenix: Reaper has him back up and he whips him into the corner. Reaper is setting up for The Reaper Spalsh and CHAOS GETS THE BOOT UP. Reaper is stumbling and Mass Chaos hops up to the second rope and he grabs Reaper by the head….TORNADO DDT. Chaos goes for the pin…ONE…TWO…KICKOUT BY BLACK REAPER.

SoL: He really spiked him with that, but it shows the heart and determination of Black Reaper to kick out of that.

Phoenix: Mass Chaos sits Black Reaper back up and he goes into the ropes and he levels Reaper with Final Stand knee to the face. This crowd is coming to it’s feet as both men are giving it their all and Mass Chaos is dragging Black Reaper towards the corner and he’s going back up top. What ever he’s thinking of hitting it could be the home run swing to put this one out of reach.

Chaos makes it up to the top rope and he sets up and goes for The State Of Emergency corkscrew senton and he connects with it

Phoenix: STATE OF EMERGENCY CONNECTS. Mass Chaos rolls over for the cover…ONE…TWO…TH…FOOT IS ON THE ROPES. Mass Chaos cannot believe it. This crowd cannot believe it. Mass Chaos is saying this is it as he brings Black Reaper back up to his feet and he’s setting up for Final Disarray and he has him up…but Black Reaper has his feet on the ropes and he’s able to break free. Reaper goes behind and hes going for The Repentance and Chaos breaks free. He picks him back up and he’s going for Ode to the Black Sun but Black Reaper breaks free again and he goes for The Repentance again AND HE CONNECTS. Cover and count…ONE…TWO…THREE. This one is over.

Mike: The winner of the match via pinfall is BLLLLLAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPEEEEERRRR
Black Reaper 3.88 + 1.3 = 5.18
Mass Chaos 3.97 + 0.9 = 4.87

SoL: What an incredible back and forth between these two that we just witnessed here tonight. The Watchmen and The Misfits feud is far from over and I can only imagine what will happen when all four of them are in the ring.

Phoenix: I honestly do not know. All I know while other companies frown on tag team wrestling because they say it doesn’t draw, I challenge any one of them to have a rivalry like this that will bring people their feet with out any crap involved.

SoL: Tag team wrestling was always the bread and butter of this company. You and me along with our respective partners paved the way for the resurgence of tag team wrestling and it’s great to see a new rivalry brewing between The Watchmen and The Misfits.

Phoenix: Well fans up next we have what promises to be one hell of a fight. You won’t see any fancy takedowns or submission attempts. What you are going to see are two men beat the ever-living crap out of each other. On one side of the ring is the resident monster of the LPW, Krimson Mask. The former World Heavyweight Champion is always on a perpetual path of destruction with Little Red by his side. On the other side of the ring will be the brash rookie Jason Gravis. A man who’s mission is to take out monsters and Krimson Mask is the man he has been hunting for all his life.

SoL: Krimson is the one behind Jason’s father’s death. Jason is out to take out The Monster. I’ve worked with Mask and I honestly don’t believe the guy is human. I’ve seen him take stuff that would kill hundreds of mortal men. Little Red is always pulling his strings and tonight she wants him to make an example out of Gravis.

Phoenix: Earlier in week, Jason recorded this video where he gave his thoughts about Krimson Mask.

Krimson Mask

The most dominant monster to have ever walked through the halls and walls of Lord of Pain Wrestling. A force of nature that simply annihilates everything that stands in its way. A beast with no free will of it’s own, just a desire to cause pain and destruction.

The murderer of my father.

I may never know the truth Mask, but I don’t need to. All I need to know is that he’s dead because of you, and every other fucking freak like you. So tonight when I lay you broken and beaten in that ring, win that stupid fucking match, and then do to you what we both know is coming. I want you to look me in the eyes and know the same fear he did. The same fear of knowing you are going to die and equally knowing there is NOTHING you can do about it.

Tonight the Blood Beast bleeds out.

Tonight the legend of Krimson Mask ends the way all legends should.

Mike: Wrestling fans the following contest is the MAN VS. MONSTER Match and it is One Fall To A Finish.

"The Crimson" by Atreyu comes on as Krimson Mask comes out to tremendous heat from the crowd as Little Red follows beside him

Mike: Coming down the isle, he hails from A Land Far, Far Away and he weighs in at 316 Pounds…This is KRRRRRRIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMSSSSSOOOONNNNNN MAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKK.

Phoenix: If everything we have seen from Krimson Mask is a figment of his imagination, does that mean Little Red was never in charge?

SoL: No she was. The new breed went to many meetings that ended up just being tea parties.

Phoenix: There is a tea bagger joke in there some where but I won’t do it.

SoL: You’re damn right you won’t do it.

Mike: And his opponent…

"Carry On My Wayward Son" by Kansas comes on and Jason Gravis comes out to a huge ovation as he stands on the stage looking straight to the ring at Krimson Mask

Mike: Hailing from Ellis, Kansas he weighs in at 275 Pounds…This is JAAAAAASSSSSSSOOOOOONNNN GRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVIIIISSSSSS.

Phoenix: Gravis is on the stage and he isn’t moving. He is just burning a hole through Krimson Mask…AND HE TAKES OFF. Gravis is in the ring and he is throwing some big rights and lefts at Krimson and Krimson shoves him off. Gravis is down and he’s back up and he takes Krimson Mask down with a double leg and he’s hammering away on him and Krimson Mask pushes him off again.

SoL: Krimson Mask might be going insane, but one thing is still for certain. The guy possess unreal strength and Jason Gravis is going to have to bring everything he’s got to try and even put a dent into his armor.

Phoenix: Gravis is back up again and he nails Krimson with a big boot to the mid section and another and another and Krimson is dazed. Gravis goes into the ropes and he nails him with a clothesline and Krimson is wobbling. He goes into the ropes again and nails him again with a clothesline and he is almost down. He goes for a third one AND KRIMSON LEVELS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT.

SoL: That one had a little extra grizzle on it. Just when you think you’ve found an opening with Krimson Mask he will level you just like that.

Phoenix: This one is going to be a fight so there will nothing fancy here as Krimson Mask picks Jason Gravis back up and he throws him into the corner. Krimson follows him over and he nails him with a heavy punch to the side and another and another. The ropes are holding Gravis up and Krimson levels him with a huge elbow to the side of the head. Krimson isn’t even going for a pin right now as he drags Gravis from the corner and he stomps right onto his chest and again and again and again.

SoL: The heart is the strongest muscle in the body and Krimson has a good game plan of stomping on it right now.

Phoenix: I’m pretty sure Krimson isn’t even thinking game plan. He’s just thinking survival at this point as he picks Jason back up and he sends him into the ropes and he picks him up and he plants him with a big spinebuster. It could be over early as he goes for the cover…one…two…KICKOUT by Jason Gravis. A normal man would have been done for after that but Gravis has a lot of fight left in him as Krimson picks him back up and he throws him through the second rope and out to the floor.

Krimson follows him out to the floor and he quickly picks him up and he rams him head first into the guard rail

Phoenix: Krimson is now starting to pick him apart and it might get real ugly fast as Krimson picks Gravis up and he slams him head first into the guard rail again and Gravis is down. Krimson picks him back up and Gravis has been busted wide open and Krimson slams him again head first into the guard rail.

SoL: Krimson is like a shark and he smells the blood and he’s going right for it.

Phoenix: Krimson has picked Jason back up again and he’s pressing him high over his head. Jason Gravis weighs 275 Pounds and Krimson Mask is pressing him like a lightweight AND HE DROPS HIM CHEST FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE GUARDRAIL. The referee might want to think about stopping this match. Gravis can live to fight another day but not if Krimson Mask continues this. Krimson has picked Jason back up and he is covered blood. Little Red is away in the back and she must be enjoying this as she loves it when Krimmy as she calls him breaks someone down like this. Krimson has Gravis up and he props him up against the ring post.

Krimson lines up and he goes for a running clothesline onto Jason but Jason moves out of the way and Krimson clothesline the ring post. Jason seeing an opening he grabs Krimson from behind and he rams him arm first into the ring post and he props him up head first against the post. Jason quickly sets up and he comes running and he nails Krimson with a big boot right to the back of the head

SoL: OH MY GOD. Jason just scrambled Krimson’s all ready scrambled brain.

Phoenix: That was abSoLutely sick as Krimson Mask falls to the floor and the blood is pooling from his head. Jason Gravis took a lot of punishment he just might have just hit a home run swing as he brings Krimson back to his feet and he rolls his carcass into the ring. Jason with the cover…ONE…TWO…KICKOUT BY KRIMSON MASK. Krimson Mask has blood pouring from the top of his head right now. Gravis is holding his side from being dropped on the guardrail earlier as he brings Krimson Mask back to his feet and he sends him into the corner. Gravis follows in and he nails him with a clothesline and now he’s putting the boots to him.

SoL: In the words of Jim Ross, he’s stomping a mudhole and walking it dry.

Phoenix: We said this would be ugly and it is a fight to the finish as Gravis drags Krimson Mask out of the corner and he goes for a cover…ONE…KICKOUT BY Krimson Mask. Gravis drops an elbow onto mask and another and another and another. Gravis quickly goes into the ropes and he drops a huge elbow right into Krimson’s chest. He goes for a cover again…ONE…TW…KICKOUT by Krimson Mask. The blood might be flowing on Krimson but he is nowhere down or out. Gravis is no worse for were either as he continues to clutch his side.

SoL: He can easily have some broken ribs from being dropped on the guardrail. As this match goes on it will get harder and harder to breath and he will be ripe for the picking for Krimson Mask.

Phoenix: Well Jason Gravis is the kind of guy who will fight to the bitter end as he is bringing Krimson Mask back to his feet again and he’s trying for a suplex. I don’t know how smart this is as Krimson has the weight and size advantage. He’s trying to get him up but his side is in too much pain and Krimson counters and he has him up AND HE DROPS HIM WITH THE HANGING BRAINBUSTER. Both men are down and out as Krimson used a large chunk of energy to hoist him up and hold him up for that hanging brainbuster. The referee can’t do the standing ten count because there must be a winner.

After a moment where both men are down, Krimson and Jason start pulling themselves back up their feet. Both men have faces covered in crimson red and they both look like they’ve been through a war

SoL: Look at both of these guys. They look like they both collided on the highway at 90 miles per hour.

Phoenix: Indeed it does look horrible but we knew it was going to be going in as they both are up and Krimson goes for a right hand and it’s blocked by Gravis as he nails Krimson with a huge right hand and another and another and another and Krimson is dazed as Jason tries to whip him into the ropes but it’s no go as Krimson counters and he sends him and he picks him up…SAMOAN BACK DROP.  That is a long way and a long way back down as Krimson goes for a cover…ONE…TWO…KICKOUT BY Jason Gravis. Both men have lost a lot of blood and have taken hellacious moves from the other but Krimson is looking to end this as he is signaling for THE END. Krimson slowly brings Jason back up to his feet and he’s setting him up and he has him up and he goes for it and JASON GRAVIS COUNTERS IT INTO A DDT. HE TURNED THE END INTO A DDT. KRIMSON MASK IS DOWN AND OUT.

SoL: My God what a counter by Gravis. I don’t think ANYONE has ever done that to Krimson Mask and he spiked him good with that DDT.

Phoenix: Krimson Mask is usually the one who imposes his will but right there we saw a huge mistake on his part. Little Red must be having a conniption fit in the back. Gravis is back up as he stands Krimson Mask up and he nails him with a kick right to the knee…RIGHT HAND AND THEN THE KNEE. HE CONNECTS WITH JUS IN BELLO. Jason with the cover…ONE…TWO…TH…KICKOUT BY KRIMSON MASK. GRAVIS DELIVERED THE KNOCKOUT BLOW BUT EVEN THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP THE MONSTER DOWN.

SoL: Gravis can’t believe it. That same kind of move has knockout countless others in MMA fights. Krimson Mask really is the monster that can not be stopped.

Phoenix: Gravis is bringing Krimson Mask back up to his feet AND KRIMSON HAS HIM BY THE THROAT. HE’S GOING FOR UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER AND HE HAS HIM UP AND JASON GRAVIS RAKES THE EYES. KRIMSON IS BLINDED…

SoL: Well if being blind was a figment of his psychosis then he knows what it’s like for real now.

Phoenix: Jason nails him with a hard right and Krimson is dazed AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH NON TIMBEO MALA. JASON WITH THE COVER…ONE…TWO…THREE. THIS ONE IS OVER.

Mike: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH VIA PINFALL IS JAAAASSSSSSSOOOOONNNNNN GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVIIIISSSS.
Jason Gravis 4.11 + 1.4 = 5.51
Krimson Mask 4.18 + 0.7 = 4.88

Phoenix: Jason Gravis has slayed the monster. Krimson Mask has been beaten.

The shot cuts to backstage where we see Little Red freaking out over Krimson’s defeat

Red: I HAVE TO GO HELP HIM. KRIMMY…KRIMMY YOU CAN’T BE BEATEN.

The shot cuts back to the ring as Little Red was being held back by security and LPW officials

SoL: This is a town on odds and no one had Jason Gravis in this one. He just slayed a man who dominated the LPW World Heavyweight Championship. Krimson Mask has been a driving force in this company for years and Jason Gravis stands victorious over his broken and bloodied body.

Phoenix: It was an amazing match and an amazing win for the rookie. Vengeance was his tonight.

Gravis is seen leaving to a huge ovation as paramedics come to the ring to check on Krimson Mask who has not moved since being pinned

Phoenix: Well fans we have medics coming to check on Krimson Mask so we will be right back.

Phoenix: Earlier this week we got our first look at Anti-Venom, the new stable consisting of Monroe, Son Of Shockey, and Phantom Lord. Here the group joins together with the goal of domination of the LPW.

Monroe then walks out of the hospital hops into a stretch limo and heads over to Tony’s a high end Italian Restaurant to meet up with Fro-Bob and SOS. He walks up to the table orders a bottle of Cristal and begins to speak.

Monroe: Now see Shockey this is supposed to be how you live, Limo riding Jet flying.

SOS: I am starting to enjoy this.

Monroe: You will enjoy this even more after our new recruit gets here.

SOS: Speaking of that who is it?

Fro-Bob: Well I have been in negotiations with this gentleman for awhile and I think he fits the build of Anti Venom very well. Now SOS you need to understand your match at IA you two need to work together to some degree.

Monroe: Yes you both need to ensure one of you walks out as champ. You both also need to understand that this group is more important than any one individual. That is why we have no designated leader; we will only be as good as the sum of our parts.

SOS: Well as long as this guy is good, after that I have an idea of who might be already. So I am on board with this domination of the Hardcore match, but you still have to take down Ash.

Monroe: Ash is nothing; this has been a long time coming. His reign is over and assured as this belt sits next to us he knows it in his head and his heart. The purge we plan starts with us winning the Hardcore title and the TA title.

Fro-Bob: Think about it Anti-Venom representing Insanity as champions in two matches at AR5. The irony of it almost overwhelms me.

The waitress walks over and Monroe orders 3 shots of Patrón.

Monroe: See SOS I told you this is the life go get you one of those girls up at the bar.

SOS: Which one?

Monroe: The little blonde number that’s been staring at you all night.

SOS walks off to hit on the blonde at the bar.

Fro-Bob: You think he can handle this?

Monroe: Who Shockey?

Monroe stares at SOS with a half smile.

Monroe: The big man was born for this he just doesn’t know it yet. SOS has always had that it factor, he was just too young to run a tag team. To unfocused trying to challenge everyone and not living life. We opened that young man’s eyes and he see that we are doing it like the horsemen used to. He believes in our cause and he enjoys the life.

Fro-Bob: What of Phantom?

Monroe: He will be here in a bit, but Phantom is a working man. He doesn’t need the work SOS does. Phantom cares about respect and pride. He is old school and I think he believes that Insanity is down the shitter as well.

Fro-Bob: We still need a fourth.

Monroe: Well we have a few people interested but they happen to be on Inferno at this moment so who knows.

SOS heads back to the table with his lady friend as Phantom strolls up to the table. SOS’s face brightens up and he shakes hands with Phantom. Monroe rises from the table and pours Phantom a drink.

Monroe: Glad you could join us, I told you we kicked it old school.

SOS: With this group we are nearly unstoppable.

Phantom: Don’t get ahead of yourself; we still got work to do. SO can we work together during this match or not?

SOS: Of course we can.

Monroe: Just as long as one of you guys walk out champ I don’t care how it is done.

Phantom: One of us walking out as champ is damn well guaranteed.

Fro-Bob smiles and whispers something across the table to everyone then leaves. He comes back to the table and produces two gold plated Rolex watches one for SOS and one for Phantom Lord. They match the watches Monroe and Fro-Bob are wearing.

Monroe: Tonight the watches and tomorrow we all go get new Mercedes Benzes and new custom tailor made suits. It is time we start to style and profile gentlemen.

With that Anti-Venom gets up from the table and begins to party like it is going out of style. Drinks are flowing woman are swooning as the night goes by. As things wrap up Monroe, SOS, and Phantom Lord take one last shot to their future working together.

SoL: Monroe and Shockey are two of the finest rising stars this company has and to join together with a Hall of Famer like Phantom Lord, these three might be the most dominant group in this company since The Illuminati.

Phoenix: Here we go. LPW Transatlantic title match. Time to see if Monroe can make that stolen title his.

SoL: CAK vs. Monroe here. Now CAK has promised to debut a new title once he retains but I guarantee that Monroe has other plans in mind.


"Knights of Cydonia" by Muse blast as Monroe steps though the curtain with the LPW Transatlantic title around his waist and holding a microphone. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring.

Monroe: CUT MY MUSIC! Now not that I need any introductions but I hail from St. Louis Missouri… I weigh in at three and ninety-five pounds! I represent the Anti-Venom of Insanity and I am the soon to be LPW Transatlantic champion… I… AM… MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONROE!!!

Monroe takes the belt off from his waist and kisses the plate for good luck before handing it to the ref.

Mike Announcer: And his opponent…

“Let US Slay” by GWAR blast through the speakers as the reflective glare of CAK’s death helmet steps through the curtain. CAK is holding a belt bag as he is all business walking down the ramp to get his revenge on Monroe.

Mike Announcer: hailing from parts unknown, weighing in at four hundred and twenty-five pounds. Representing the Three Wise Men and is the current reigning LPW Transatlantic Champion… CRAAAAAAAAAZY ASH KILLA!!!

Phoenix: This is it. History in the making, If CAK retains-

SoL: You mean when CAK retains…

Phoenix: Oh stop, Monroe has a hell of a chance to retain but as I was saying, if CAK retains he will not only be the longest reigning LPW Transatlantic champion but will also be considered the champ with the most defenses. Now if Monroe wins then he will be the man that dethroned the longest reigning Transatlantic champion. Regardless of the outcome history will be made tonight.

The referee pats both men down and after feeling satisfied he calls for the bell.

Phoenix: The bell rings and either man moves its as if both men are waiting for the bell to sound. Finally CAK lets out a sick smile and he walks towards Monroe and Monroe charges and both of these giants lock up.  Monroe is 6’11, 395 ibs. CAK is 7’4, 425ibs.  Only a difference of 5 inches and 30 pounds separate these two massive men.  CAK able to put Monroe in a  side head lock before powering him to the ropes and Monroe springs off with a boot to the chest and CAK stumbles back.

Monroe swells up and makes a belt gesture around his waist.

SoL: And there is Monroe talking that good shit.

Phoenix: And CAK can only smile as he taunts Monroe into charge him. Monroe charges. CAK grabs Monroe arms and pulls him into to a short arm clothesline. Monroe gets turned inside out. Monroe gets back up and now he goes for a single leg. Monroe is trying to lift that leg up but CAK plants him self to the ground. Monroe gut checks CAK with a shoulder and he lifts CAK up into a fireman’s carry… what power. Samoan drop. Monroe covers.

On-Kick out by CAK!

Phoenix: Not even a one count. Monroe climbs to the second rope and he waits for CAK to get to his feet. CAK gets up and Double axe handle by Monroe. CAK stumbles back. Take a look at CAK’s face.

SoL: what about them.

Phoenix:  He doesn’t have that Killer’s instinct look. Ash strife may be back. He looks around confused for a second and Monroe grabs him in a side headlock into a bull dog. Monroe is being smart here by not letting Strife get to his feet.
 
SoL: Strife needs to get more aggressive if he wants to keep that belt.

Phoenix: Its true. Monroe is still holding on to the side of Strife’s head and Strife is powering him self up to his feet. Strife lifts Monroe into a massive belly to back suplex. I don’t think the ring can take many more of those.

Strife gets up and stares at the audience as if he was lost. He turns around to Monroe getting to his feet. Monroe lifts his arm up to call for a test of strength.

SoL: A test of strength against Strife? Well normally I would call anyone that did that a moron but Strife lacks that monsters aggression and primal fury that CAK has.

Phoenix: Strife walks towards Monroe.  He looks at Monroe’s hand and he locks up. Monroe and Strife lock up their second hands and the battle of the bulls commences.  Strife has a weight and leverage advantage but not a drastic one that he is used to. Strife looks to be winning here.

SoL: Monroe then drives his forehead into Strife’s face.

Phoenix: Strife stumbles back but they are still locked up and Monroe with some stiff kicks to the gut. Monroe breaks the hold and he locks up Strife for a vertical suplex. No he is crazy he can’t lift a man that massive.

SoL: Monroe is breathing heavy trying to brace him self and he starts to lift and Strife’s barley lifts the ground. Dog you are not going to pull this off so just stop.

Phoenix: Monroe drives a few fist into Strife’s kidney and he goes for it again. Strife still doesn’t budge. One last time as Monroe gives Strife his all-

SoL: Pause. No homo

Phoenix: What? Never mind I’m not going to start with you. Monroe is giving it every once of strength he has and HOLY CRAP he gets Strife up in a vertical he is holding him but look at Monroe’s knees… they are starting to buckle and Monroe slams Strife with that Suplex! Strife sits up in pain. Monroe looks beat. Both men are up and they circle  and lock up. Monroe forces Strife into a corner. Monroe Swings and Strife blocks. Look at his face.

SoL: CAK IS BACK!

Phoenix: CAK Head buts Monroe and slams him into a another corner. A fury of kicks is unloaded into Monroe’s midsection.  CAK violently wipes Monroe into the opposite corner and reverse into a massive clothesline to sandwich Monroe. Monroe stumbles to the mat. CAK lifts up Monroe for some vicious body blows.  CAK wipes Monre again and Monre reverses into a sandwich of his own. CAK stumbles out and DAS BOOT by Monroe drops CAK. Monroe covers.

One…
Tw-Kick out by CAK!

Phoenix: Almost a two count. Monroe bounces off the ropes and a body splash on top of CAK. He covers again.

One…
Tw-Kick out by CAK!

CAK uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet and Monreo is behind him and forces CAK into another corner.

Phoenix: Monroe on the assault and CAK looks loopy. Or is it Ash now who knows? Monroe with some stiff fore arms and it seems Ash is back. Strife falls and Monroe drives a knee into the face. Monroe pulls up Strife and whips him into the ropes. Monroe bounces off the other side and these two bulls collide with Strife catching Monroe with a small arm choke slam out of nowhere! Monroe rolls out of the ring and look Shockey is running down the ramp.

SoL: Look Monroe stops him. Monroe wants to prove he can beat Strife with out the help. I doubt that Strife would do the same if the Wiseman decide to get involved.

Phoenix: A lot is on the line here. A guaranteed spot at AR5, The title not to mention pride. Shockey nodes his head and turns around. Strife is up. Monroe slides under the bottom rope. They get pretty much nose to nose as neither man has been able to get a sure fire advantage here. And a full on slap in the face by Monroe to Strife. Followed by a scoop slam that knocks down both men. Strife sits up… no wait that’s CAK! He bounces off the ropes and a powerful leg drop on Monroe. CAK picks up Monroe and Spine buster. CAK is signaling for the end.

SoL:It is way too soon but maybe the big man will be right.

Phoenix: CAK calls for a Strife Spike as he sets Monroe up. CAK lifts but Monroe uses the momentum of the lift and hits a out of nowhere DDT! Monroe is celebrating but he doesn’t see CAK sit straight up. Big boot by CAK. CAK then scoops up Monroe and look he goes for a military press… no CAK can’t do this-

SoL: OH YES HE CAN! DAMN I WANT WHAT HE IS ON!

CAK powers Monroe up into a military press before looking at the announce table with a evil look on his face.

SoL: Hey BP… something tells me we should-

Phoenix: MOVE!!!!

Phoenix and SOL: scatter out of the way as CAK tosses Monroe over the top rope and he goes through the announce table. CAK climbs over the top rope to grab Monroe from the wreckage.

Phoenix: Monroe looks hurt here as the monitors weren’t moved and there is broken glass as well as wood and steel here. Look at the gash on Monroe’s back. And CAK power wipes Monroe into the steel steps back first. Followed by a slamming Monroe’s head into the ring post before sliding him under the bottom rope and following behind. Monroe looks out of it as he pulls him self up and CAK charges off the ropes and NAILS A BULL CHARGE… CAK looks down with a smile before covering.

One…
Two…
thre-CAK lifts up Monroe’s shoulder!

Phoenix:  No CAK don’t do it he is already beaten…

SoL: Well go stop him BP if you think he should stop.

Phoenix: I’m good thanks. CAK is circling Monroe like a shark toying with his meal. Driving a few boots to the head in-between circles.. Look Monroe is bleeding from the mouth. He may have some internal injuries from that toss. CAK drives down and blatantly chokes Monroe as the ref is yelling to stop and starts his five count. CAK breaks the hold and lifts up Monroe.

CAK: Don’t you ever steal from me again!

Phoenix: CAK is sending a message to Monroe here as he lifts him up for a second Strife Spike attempt… and it connects! How the ring hasn’t torn is beyond me. CAK covers.

One…
Two…
Three!!!

Mike Announcer: Here is your winner and still LPW Transatlantic Champion… CRAAAAAAAAAZY ASH KILLA!!!
Ash Strife © 4.14 + 1.2 = 5.34
Monroe 4.02 + 0.9 = 4.92

The Ref climbs in the ring with the Transatlantic title. He raises CAK’s arm and hands him the belt. CAK calls for a microphone.

CAK: With this victory I go down in history as the most dominate Transatlantic/United States champion. But you see this belt while I believed to be cursed is now also tainted with the failure of Monroe. So I refuse to carry such filth and claim to be its champion

CAK spits on the belt before winding back and heaving the belt into the crowd. Some crowd members can see fighting over the belt. CAK signals for his belt case to be handed to him.

CAK: I am still the champion and the symbol I represent as Champion is right here. As a newly discovered and proud Canadian citizen I present this…

CAK unzips the bag and removes a belt very similar to the LPW United States title only with a Canadian flag background. He slings the title over his shoulder proudly.

CAK: The LPW CANADIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP I’ve spent along time building this belt up and Inferno I want you to listen up closely… specifically your Western States Heritage champion. You’re my next meal… see you at AR5 chump.

Phoenix: Unbelievable. Ash has proclaimed himself the LPW Canadian Heavyweight Champion.

SoL: He’s seven foot four and he weighs around four twenty. If Ash wants to proclaim himself Champion of the Universe he can do so because no one can stop him.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, in the ring right now the Announcers for LPW INSANITY! PHOENIX: AND SOL:!!!!!

Phoenix:: After the right we had tonight we are sorry this is the final Insanity Match before Altered Reality!

SoL:: You know we had a hell of a season 5?

Phoenix:: I know, you called ALMOST all of it alongside me!

SoL:: Yeah, I’m still feeling that Jungle Kick by Cash Flo…

Phoenix:: I know you are…

SoL:: We have a special place to call this match tonight!

Phoenix:: That’s right with you the fans that made LPW what it is today!

The two men step out of the ring and walk towards the fans with their microphones in hand into the crowd.

Mike Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the LPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT IS INSANITY’S FINAL MATCH BEFORE ALTERED REALITY!

SoL:: These fans surely sound ready for this BP!

Phoenix:: They sure do!

Mike Announcer: On his way to the ring first from Houston Texas, weighing in tonight at 244 lbs This is ANDY SAVANA!!!!

“Bullet with Butterfly Wings” by  Smashing Pumpkins hit’s the PA System as Andy Savana comes out to a huge chorus of boos and jeers from the fans.. He does not seem phased by these boos as he walks down to the ring.

SoL:: This guy makes my boos seem quiet tonight, I guess he refused to share the alchohol with the fans!

Phoenix:: He hasn’t been well liked since what he did to Hatchet before Body Count!

Mike Announcer : And his opponent from Halifax, Nova Scotia he is the 2005 Owner’s Cuper Champion and former International Heavyweight Champion! This is JARO!!!

“Mother” by Danzig hits as JARO comes out to a chorus with his Owner’s Cup in his hand. He pays no attention to the crowd as he makes his way down with the trophy in hand.

Phoenix:: this man is ready it seems, he gets ONE final shot at gold before Altered Reality. If he wins this he WILL represent Insanity at Altered Reality!

SoL:: But if he wins, I have a feeling he will take the belt to that lower place we call Full Metal Wrestling!

Phoenix:: I’m scared of that also.

Mike Announcer: And the third challenger…. From the Bronx in New York and wighing in tonight at 230 lbs THIS IS X!!!!!

X, X, X, This is an X!

“Beast and The Harlot” by Avenged Sevenfold hits as X comes out to an even louder group of boos hisses and jeers from the crowd than the other two Fatal Four Way Challengers. He seems to pay no mind to them as he walks to the ring with a CYW endorsed black Steel Chair in his hands.

Phoenix:: Here comes the third challenger for this prestigious title and perhaps the favorite among the four to perhaps win it!

SoL:: I never said he was the favorite, in fact I just think X and cYnical are trying to be like me!

Phoenix:: Well they are two time World Champions!

SoL:: So they are…

Mike Announcer: And the final competitor… From the other side of your subconscious and wirghing in at 190 lbs his is the REIGNING AND DEFENDING LPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THIS IS CYNICAL!!!!

“Epic” by Faith no More hits as a flame appears at the top of the entryway. The fans erupt in what is the loudest pop of the evening as the flame takes the form of cYnical. As the champ walks down to the ring he takes the time to slap hands with the fans.

SoL:: Here comes the other wanna be.

Phoenix:: Don’t be bitter ‘cause you don’t have the opportunity to win a third title!

SoL:: Who is bitter?

Phoenix:: You are, anyways the referee is calling for this match to start! X and Jaro start off with Jaro punching the former world champion! While Savana grapples with the current world champ!

SoL:: It’s all one big clusterfuck!

Phoenix:: cYnical goes bouncing off the ropes and a HUGE flying clothesline! Savana rolls out of the ring to recuperate! While X is pummeling Jaro like he’s Rocky!

SoL:: Savana is a chickens hit, a smart man but a chicken shit none the less!

Phoenix:: Jaro reverses X’s punches with some of his own!

SoL:: Jaro isn’t gonna win, his FMW is shit, he is shit and we all know it!

Phoenix:: But Jaro is a contender and he hits X with a Northern Lights Suplex! Cover!

1..2..Savana stops it!

SoL:: That snake Savana goes for a cover but Jaro stops it before the referee can do anything!

Phoenix:: Jaro just threw Savana out of the ring and against the guardrail!
SoL:: What strength by the former International Heavyweight Champion! But I still wanna choke the bitch!

Phoenix:: Just like Jaro is doing to Savana?

SoL:: That don’t count! But what cYnical did does though!

Phoenix:: cYnical with a huge running boot to the skull of Jaro! And Jaro’s skull has just bounced off the guard rail!

SoL:: Looks like Roy is hurt!

Phoenix:: Tell me about it! Now cYnical nails him with a cYnaburst! Jaro is not only hurt and bloody but out like a light!

SoL:: All the more time for X to recover!

Phoenix:: I thought you hated X!

SoL:: I do, but he is the favorite to win! Infact X has just nailed cYnical with a cheap shot to the groin!

Phoenix:: OUCH! X just caught the champ with a huge DDT!

SoL:: cYn is out like a light! And X is setting his greedy eyes on Savana!

Phoenix:: Well X is gonna have a fight as Savana hits him with a Mortal Kombat esque Uppercut! And Jaro comes back to life and hits X with a Sonic Reducer from outta nowhere!

SoL:: Damn Savana and Roy are working together!

Phoenix:: They have cYnical up and over for a huge vertical suplex outside of the ring!

SoL:: These two as a cohesive force are unstoppable!

Phoenix:: But now here comes the tension! Jaro shoves Savana! And Savana shoves back! And now Savana and Jaro are trading blows!

SoL:: Dissention in the ranks this main event!

Phoenix:: It’s enough for X to come to life and level both men with a clothesline!

SoL:: YES! X is alive and he’s rolling Savana into the ring for a cover!

1..2..Jaro makes the save!

Phoenix:: cYnical is still out cold! But he’s slowly coming to, as Jaro mounds X and locks him in what appears to be a Planet Pop! X is trying to fight through the pain, but he can’t do it!

SoL:: Jaro has that advantage it takes to win!

Phoenix:: Savana runs in for a pin on Jaro!

1..2.. Jaro kicks out and breaks the hold on X!

SoL:: That HAS to be move of the night!

Phoenix:: cYnical is back in the ring with these three men, and all three take notice! CYnical begins by scoop slamming Savana!

SoL:: Damn man is on fire!

Phoenix:: cYn bounces off of the ropes and hits Jaro with a flying clothesline and he Pele kicks X’s head off!

SoL:: No!!!

Phoenix:: X is reeling as cYnical nails a huge tornado DDT! And he goes for the cover!

1..JARO MAKES THE SAVE!

SoL:: And here we go! The bad guy in this match takes over!

Phoenix:: Jaro is using those heavy fists to pound the back of our champions head in!

SoL:: Just like Jaro to do that!

Phoenix:: Here comes Savana with a huge punt to the head of one Jason Roy! Jaro is out! And Savana with a cover!

1..2.. cYnical saves Jaro! Even if it’s for a cover of his own!

1..2.. X is up and he pulls cYn off of Jaro!

SoL:: Talk about a quick pin! cYn and Savana tried to get the biggest W for this year!

Phoenix:: I agree there bud, but one has to think the intentions X has are evil! As he has both Savana and the wizard in an X-Tinction! But the two men kick X in the gut and nail him with a huge DDT!

SoL:: What kind of damage is this? Ones like cYn and Savana should NEVER work together!

Phoenix:: Alliances are created and destroyed when it comes to matches like this one! Infact I think we are down to the final two in this match with just cYn and Savana staring each other down!

SoL:: Oh no we must be heading towards a good end to the final Insanity before Altered Reality 5!

Phoenix:: cYnical starts off with a swinging neck breaker! But Andy counters with a tiger suplex! And a cover!

1..2..cYnical kicks out!

SoL:: And X is up! Savana and cYn are stunned!

Phoenix:: Savana is up first! He’s gonna try to level X with his signature SavanDuced Coma! But X powers out of it!

SoL:: Not many people can counter that deadly move by Savana! But X has done it!

Phoenix:: And X hit’s a huge hangman’s neck breaker on Savana!

SoL:: X is definitely going to win this!

Phoenix:: And here comes Jaro with a huge and I mean HUGE! Martyr Sauce on X from nowhere! Now both men are out of the ring!

SoL:: Not this crap again!

Phoenix:: Savana goes from his SavanEurysm and misses! cYnical with a huge cYnabreaker from outta nowhere!

SoL:: DAMMIT NO THIS FOOL WILL CHOKE AT ALTERED REALITY AGAIN!

Phoenix:: I don’t think cYnical cares for what you say as he is beginning to climb the turnbuckle!

SoL:: This can only be a…

Phoenix:: cYntrifical Force! cYnical may have just won this! The cover!

1..2..3!!!!!

Phoenix:: HE IS GOING BACK TO ALTERED REALITY!  CYNICAL WINS CYNICAL WINS!

Mike Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL LPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! CYNICAL!
LPW World Heavyweight Championship Match
cYnical © 4.18 + 1.2 = 5.38
X 4.14 + 0.6 = 4.74
Andy Savana 4.09 + 0.3 = 4.39
Jaro 4.17 + 0.0 = 4.17

The referee pulls an almost knocked out cYnical off of Andy Savana and hands him the World Heavyweight Championship as “Epic” by Faith No More plays. An excited cYn finally comes through and is ecstatic that he kept his championship over three of the best contenders.

SoL:: He got lucky, what more can I say?

Phoenix:: You can congratulate him for winning, and representing us in the main event!

SoL:: Just to see him choke again? I’ll take my chances rooting for the other show!

Phoenix:: You can’t be serious!

SoL:: I am!

Phoenix:: Oh well, for SoL:, and the crew I’m Phoenix:. We will see you at the Flagship PPV known as Altered Reality!

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